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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Initial Coin Offering (S05E05)

"the big, hairy question put back on my wall?"
Silicon Valley (2014)
"And... and make the box bigger, too."
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"It's gone."
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"Did that dipshit mayor renege on our deal?"
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"Well, apparently, the painters left some oily rags in a garbage can."
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"and the rags smoldered and caught fire."
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"And because of cuts to the fire department,"
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"Well, that's something."
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"- Everything? - Yes."
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"turning down our series B"
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"Well, I'm a VC"
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"Look, Gilfoyle can handle all the technical stuff."
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"who can handle the business side."
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"Not necessarily."
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"Although, you'd have to convince the SEC."
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"with a moving average pricing strategy when you launch."
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"So, whoever you do hire"
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"No. No, no, no, no, no."
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"I... love my job."
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"Look, Monica. I will do the ICO."
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"So, just to confirm,"
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"I see."
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"I believe the initial idea was Gilfoyle's."
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"And my two referrals fell through."
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"And I had to return mine."
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"So now the only Tesla in the office is Priyanka's"
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"and I'm paying for that."
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"Just like cigarette burns."
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"Yeah, yeah. Not quite the numbers we were hoping for."
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"I'm sure you're happy about that."
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"Monica, you have certain values."
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"We are friends"
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"Let us talk soon."
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"Have you received my proposal?"
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"Did you speak to Laurie about our series B?"
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"It's what makes her such a great VC."
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"A term sheet for your series B."
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"Thank you."
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"I agree, I mean, what's the difference"
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"You're about to close a $30 million series B."
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"I mean, she did kill Fiona right in front of us."
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"So... to you guys."
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"What's new with you guys?"
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"Well, I'm thinking of buying some new bookkeeping software."
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"All right. I think the only actual way to celebrate"
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"is to spend one waking minute apart, so."
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"I'm gonna go."
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"Uh, it's okay. I just finished, so."
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"would you mind telling Jared how much you enjoyed the sandwich?"
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"I'm finding him a little intimidating."
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"Sure, yeah. Look, I know he can be a little eccentric."
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"Ooh, okay..."
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"And she sold them to Gigglybots"
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"bought by a venture fund in Mountain View."
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"how much would it cost us?"
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"We all heard it's happening."
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"He has the worst poker face."
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"I mean, not exactly the same. I ordered the P100D."
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"It's got longer battery life..."
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"You know what? This is a workplace."
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"This is not a fucking slumber party, gabbing, gabbing."
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"Despite what my face says, okay?"
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"Congrats on the Tesla, Danny."
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"So excited for you."
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"Fuck Danny."
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"which is literally insane."
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"So it's gonna take me an entire"
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"any one of these bourgeois new money millennial fucks"
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"Worth is relative, Richard."
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"the silly pieces of green cotton paper in their wallets?"
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"And we've mutually agreed to endow certain things"
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"with value."
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"the market values our credits more than we did."
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"PiedPiperCoin."
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"Okay, look, I..."
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"I'm not gonna bet the entire future"
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"medical marijuana,"
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"the biblical Satan as a metaphor for rebellion against tyranny,"
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"- That's right. - We can't afford Bangladesh,"
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"because the workers have unionized."
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"manufacturing option we haven't discussed yet,"
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"America."
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"Fuck you."
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"But we were recently contacted"
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"by the mayor of Goldbriar, North Carolina."
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"They've got a skilled labor pool"
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"How desperate?"
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"It was pitiful."
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"divisible, scarce, recognizable...."
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"Why don't you tell me what you know"
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"Uh, well, I'm pretty sure it was founded by a Japanese guy..."
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"But is it possible that Warren Buffett"
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"because he has 92 billion conventional dollars to protect?"
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"Let's say he's right. Let's say Bitcoin dies."
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"So what? MySpace, Friendster, they both died."
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"like Facebook and Twitter"
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"If not decentralized, anonymous, secure,"
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"Yeah. But do you really think we can create a currency"
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"But even if it's less,"
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"board seats and shares,"
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"from your own company."
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"And it comes standard on the new Tesla Roadster."
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"Okay."
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"which goes by fast."
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"Your oily salesmanship is starting to really irritate me."
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"You refer three other customers to us,"
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"So, if I get more people to buy Teslas,"
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"But I don't blame them for that."
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"But if your mayor does his job,"
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"your jobs will come back,"
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"But if for some reason"
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"he can't make my very reasonable proposal work,"
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"Hi."
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"that he liked the sandwich that you made for him?"
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"Is that the truth?"
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"Now, I can see the looks on your faces."
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"Why does Dinesh care so much if I buy a Tesla?"
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"So, come on."
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"but it seems like it's very important"
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"Come on. What's it gonna take to get you into a Tesla today?"
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