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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Initial Coin Offering (S05E05)

"Dave? Dave?"
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"but look what you're getting in return."
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"As if the $30 million you were getting wasn't good enough,"
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"we provide you with marketing, networking, staffing."
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"All these things that are changing by the minute."
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"you're saying fuck you to all VCs."
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"think it would be okay to talk to me about this?"
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"Wait. No."
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"Look, you came for advice, fine."
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"I think you should talk to."
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"I was such a fucking pussy when Bitcoin broke, Richard."
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"I mean, Jesus, why didn't I do that?"
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"that's 36 bites at the apple."
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"- You... you did 36 ICOs? - Yup."
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"- Did they work? - You know, one of the things"
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"On a few, we got scammed."
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"And my dumb fucking housekeeper"
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"But my boys will find it."
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"that coin could cover all the losers."
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"- Mr. Hanneman! - Shit, you found it?"
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"Jose! Yes! No!"
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"In the... that's an actual thumb."
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"- Your entire life? - Mm-hmm."
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"That's a little weird, isn't it?"
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"Rosa Parks has never even been to Goldbriar."
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"all fully paid for."
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"You could have a volunteer fire department."
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"♪ Jump and prance ♪"
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"♪ Oh, watch how she groove ♪"
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"Well you don't need to do it."
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"So, Charlie and Nadia have already said yes."
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"Oh, let me think about it."
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"Wow, really?"
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"Hey, guess what?"
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"My boss just bought me a car!"
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"Uh, well, then I guess I'll just go over there and sign it."
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"We're gonna get the money we need to launch,"
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"And then, you're gonna have an army of happy"
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"Everything okay with Holden?"
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"You mean, like, mentally?"
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"I was wondering that, too."
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"Do you like him?"
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"Okay. It's okay if you like him."
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"agreed to participate in our second fund."
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"The capital issues we faced due to Eklow's failure"
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"Laurie, you are a badass."
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"Well, I think the numbers in our new prospectus"
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"Yes. I understand that is their current position."
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"And again, great job closing our funding."
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"All right. One more, right there."
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"Richard, don't sign it."
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"Isn't that what I told you?"
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"No, I know. Good."
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"Make the logo bigger?"
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"- Bigger. - Yeah."
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"- Sir. - Ah, Hoover."
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"Okay. So what's the problem?"
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"A number of concerned citizens"
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"Well, the vast majority of our expensive, rare earth materials"
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"- The roads. - The roads, sir, yes."
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"Look, when you take it all into account,"
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"and doing an ICO to fund your launch,"
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"I only have one."
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"- Like who? - I don't know."
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"No, no, wait. Who do I hire?"
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"should definitely know how to do all that."
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"- Monica. - What?"
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"You're the right person."
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"Canceling my Uber."
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"I'm in."
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"PiedPiperCoin is totally gonna work."
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"$68."
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"To be fair, it was Monica"
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"Well, that's something."
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"Congratulations on the ICO."
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"And I see no reason you should not work with companies that share them."
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"So, no hard feelings?"
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"Right, well, I'm surprised you're taking this so well,"
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"I really appreciate it, Laurie."
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"or harvest user data,"
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"Frankly, I'm surprised that Laurie went for it."
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"She's got her plate full. She's raising money to recover"
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"so I'm gonna pick up the check, leave you to celebrate."
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"Richard."
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"Oh, well, that's nice."
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"And they traded hands a few more times,"
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"So Dinesh, is it true?"
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"No. Don't... Don't look at my face."
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"I was a little worried I made a mistake ordering that Tesla."
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"Why do people covet"
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"You wanted an alternative to Laurie Bream."
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"that I will defend with true passion:"
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"Walk me through this."
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"because one person gets her scalp ripped off"
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"They had a DVR manufacturing plant that closed."
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"In 350 BCE,"
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"What?"
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"True identity still unknown."
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"about how we're in a Bitcoin bubble."
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"is sketchy, Richard?"
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"above Ludicrous Mode. Am I correct?"
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"How do I get into one of these babies?"
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"as soon as they become available."
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"And how quickly will that be, Stephanie?"
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"then I will have the wheels and no one else can get them?"
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"for too long, foreign interests"
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"And don't take this the wrong way,"
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"Like, weirdly important."
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"I'm not weird, you're weird. You guys are being so weird."
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"All right, what's this interesting idea?"
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"Are you a fucking moron?"
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"Sit the fuck down."
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"Look, if you do an ICO,"
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"about anything other than business?"
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"Did he ask you who he should cheat with?"
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"They're my direct competition. I've done my homework on this."
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"If I had the balls,"
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"being in the three comma club has taught me, Richard,"
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"I mean, one of them got shut down by the SEC."
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"Well, Mayor, I sure have enjoyed our time together."
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