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Clips from Peep Show - Gregory's Beard (S09E09)

"and head off any potential weirdness"
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"by being as weird as possible right now."
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"So, rrrraaaarrgh!"
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"Good option. Blaaaargh!"
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"'OK, she's still adorable. Time to go to DEFCON 1."
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"Hey. Er, my toothbrush isn't charging."
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"'And what have you got against 240 lovely British volts?'"
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"That's Gregory. Fuck this shit, it won't go in."
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"He's resting and writing a great blog about digital rights"
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"and how Brooklyn is changing for the worse,"
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"and how their coffee isn't real coffee."
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"Er, yeah, sometimes."
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"I'm going to go back to the room. I think I've got a headache."
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"But I'm not sure."
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"You coming, Dobby?"
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"Leave poor old million-text Mark to his surveillance."
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"That's Jeremy. What's Jeremy doing in my bedroom?"
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"Mark, have you rigged your flat up with spycams?"
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"Some guy. He's taken some guy into my room."
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"Oh, God."
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"Is he going to sell all my stuff, or..."
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"Or download something horrible onto my computer?"
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"DOBBY: Wow."
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"OK. Jeremy's gone gay. OK."
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"Is he playing the field, or is this guy his boyfriend?"
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"Don't know. He's always been pretty slutty and a bit..."
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"God, maybe he does this every time I leave the house."
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"Oh, God, what are they going to do next?"
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"I think I know what they're going to do next."
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"Well, why can't they do it in his bed?"
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"That reading light's going to go."
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"I wonder if they're going to be into"
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"Yeah, that gives it a certain suspense."
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"I really feel I shouldn't be watching this."
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"Are they..."
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"Is my room all right?"
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"Your room's fine, but Jeremy's cock's getting quite the hammering."
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"Oi-oi, Marco, ready to go?"
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"Team Hans are off to burn down the village."
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"You can relax on that front."
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"I don't think they're going to need any central heating."
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"'like it's an air raid.' DOBBY: Whoo!"
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"Anything else for the speech? Gregory, it's all cool."
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"He's not an alpha male asshole."
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"'Heh-heh! Everyone trusts the pathetic worm."
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"'It's good to be a pathetic worm.'"
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"Oh, right, I once fucking totalled a mate's car,"
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"and we fell out and he came for me, but I did him."
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"Uh-huh. That's..."
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"That's a good story. Um..."
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"like a bit of a starter question, but..."
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"What's your name?"
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"Megan doesn't need to know about this. Right?"
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"Except, generally, I don't have Mark's jizz on my leg."
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"How would it be if...?"
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"What if I stayed over?"
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"Er..."
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"Love to, but I've got to get on a coach to Norfolk."
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"It's... Best friend's wedding. Now?"
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"I understand, and I'm sorry for being rude."
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"of running a rural taxi firm very clearly."
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"Three hours for a cab."
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"How are we going to get back? We're in the middle of nowhere."
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"Fuck! Right..."
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"Oh, no, Hans. No, not that."
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"Probably bloody me. It's usually the girl."
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"Er... So, yeah, Dobs, I just wanted"
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"Sorry."
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"I was just not feeling like chatting."
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"You know when you want to get the fuck out,"
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"Those last few months, me and you, do you remember?"
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"We used to just sit on the sofa watching DVDs"
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"and eating lamb pasanda like a pair of zombies."
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"'It was lovely.'"
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"Yeah, cos I've actually been thinking of maybe training it to Budapest"
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"and getting into mime and fucking street theatre."
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"Yeah? You don't want to hitch in England,"
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"Oh, God, no."
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"Why would anyone be driving around at this time?"
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"Dobby, we're not seriously going to get into a stranger's car?"
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"Maniacs, people smugglers, organ harvesters."
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"TINNY MUSIC 'The tinny vibration."
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"'God, that's annoying. That has got to hurt."
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"'I'm slaying him."
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"So, why are you all out, then?"
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"You guys looking for a good time, or what?"
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"Oh, we've just been out for a few tomato juices, heading home."
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"Properly haunted, not just bullshit for tourists?"
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"What do you think? Have we got time for a quick detour?"
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"WHISPERING: Hans! What?"
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"Do not murder him. What did you say?"
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"Er, nothing. Did you tell him to murder us?"
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"No, no, I said not to murder you."
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"Just doing up my laces, guys. Relax, for fuck's sake."
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"Why are you talking about murdering us?"
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"No, no murdering. It's a misunderstanding."
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"Touche. We...we relent. Seriously, no...no harm meant."
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"I-I momentarily thought that there was an outside chance that my pal"
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"might be going to try to murder you"
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"and I was just checking that he wasn't,"
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"So, what's, er...what's your position on the whole euro situation?"
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"Oh, my God. I thought Hans was actually going to garrotte him."
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"I know. And then I thought no-one was going to"
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"challenge that guy on his xenophobic rant,"
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"but I just had to say it, I couldn't let it go."
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"I think it's good how you said it."
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"I mean, I would have said it...eventually."
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"Maybe a bit closer to our destination."
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"No shoes? No, man."
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"Right, laterz."
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"There are no wolves in East Anglia, Hans."
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"Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, Marko."
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"Oh, God. Five miles?"
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"If it gets too freezing, we could always sleep in a barn."
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"'The prospect of spending the night"
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"'but all I can think about is my hotel bed and my pillow chocolate."
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"'I want my pillow chocolate."
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"'Oh, no pillow chocolate."
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"'I don't expect them to actually run me a bath."
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"'I simply want to eat some chocolate off my pillow"
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