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Clips from Broad City (2014) - The Lockout (S01E01)

"Ridiculous."
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"That-- that's what that is, 4:00."
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"Zero dark 26!"
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"That's crazy."
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"morning, right? I know."
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"It's like an insect holocaust in here or something."
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"Like Nazis? Yeah, like the--"
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"after three years of using it, dude."
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"They just gave her her money back."
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"Okay, Ab, you know, you're spending the entire weekend"
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"at my place, just--"
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"Great, you should tell me more while I transform my room"
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"It's my life, but--"
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"I mean, you're with-- you're with me."
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"Abbi, I have some bad news,"
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"All right, we don't have time to be locked out."
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"Yeah, just a-- Hey, don't, don't--"
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"Use the wood, dude. Oh, my God, all right."
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"Where's your fire escape?"
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"Jesus."
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"Okay."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Do you have me? Here, I got you."
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"I don't think it's gonna work out."
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"(laughing) That was my bad, dude."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Yeah. So does hers."
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"Yeah. So does mine."
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"Your shower is just a lockpick away."
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"Um..."
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"No, the only thing you need to be a locksmith is"
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"you gotta want it."
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"That one."
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"(amorous groaning)"
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"They call this a whore door."
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"Okay."
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"Thank you for your terrifying services"
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"God."
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"non-issue because statistically,"
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"where they're gonna-- (doorknob turning)"
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"What the hell is this?"
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"Three-- three months ago, that old white dude"
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"That happens all the time in Gowanus. Okay."
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"That did happen."
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"Unbelievable!"
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"It's not your fault."
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"(beeping)"
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"Oh, God."
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"I am-- I'm so sorry."
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"maced 'cause our pores are tight and burning."
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"I-- I highly doubt that, so going right to the locker room,"
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"if anyone sees me, it's gonna be a whole thing. Okay, okay, okay."
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"Oh, my God, there's Trey."
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"Gonna really feel it in those glutes, okay?"
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"Hey."
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"Trey, I didn't think-- Whoa."
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"Abbi, that's great."
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"and I fell right into a fire hydrant."
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"That's-- It's a pretty advanced technique."
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"You can't take a break from fitness, that's what I say."
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"To myself. I wish I was as strong as you."
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"It's bad."
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"You're afraid of your own failure."
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"Dennis, keep squatting, I'm gonna do some parkour."
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"All right, you speak parkour, right?"
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"Yeah, totally. Awesome."
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"Yeah."
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"Do a cat pass under the hood."
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"Cat pass? Do a cat pass."
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"Come down and do a spit roast."
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"Your full body is involved, so that's good."
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"Picabo Street."
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"Abbi, you are a natural traceur."
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"Jack in the pulpit. Yeah."
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"Now I want you to do a Kong jump and a back handspring"
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"Abbi, that's the makings of a great trainer."
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"Hasta la vista, Abbi."
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"You gotta be lying down to be really homeless."
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"Or officially dicks."
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"This is, like, getting to be ridiculous."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Those, like, plastic bags."
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"I can't believe that I'm gonna go to my first gallery show"
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"You know what? I'm going in."
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"Or it's a gallery after 8:00 'cause they make people put"
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"You have been busting my balls all day"
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"want you coming in there if you're not gonna be supportive."
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"Oh, Jesus."
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"and you know what?"
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"♪ My eyes cannot see the pain ♪"
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"No, I'm one of the-- the artist artists."
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"Okay, so how it usually works."
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"It's-- Yeah."
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"Are you eating garbage bagels?"
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"Abbi sent me a Facebook invite to her gallery debut."
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"I got locked out and then I--"
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"I'm an idiot, I'm like a dumb ass."
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"Nobody's perfect."
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"Ooh, what?"
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"The keys to my apartment."
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"Don't you ever tell Abbi."
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"You can't ever tell her."
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"and I'll tell you again,"
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"phone, keys, wallet-- Every time."
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"You need to do your brain kegels."
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"That's my-- my drawing up there."
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"You're in a good spot for it."
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"their clothes, but also what you said."
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"How's the, um, gallery going?"
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"They don't even have meat, so I don't know if I would even"
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"Don't even worry about it, you know?"
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"Cool, yeah."
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"just solving mysteries in Bayport"
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"Yeah, definitely, but you know, they are, like,"
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"fictional characters, but I appreciate the..."
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"We're staying over, by the way. Sleepover! Yes."
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"I need this day to end."
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"Hey, your drawing sold."
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"Oh, my gosh!"
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"I think I'm gonna solstice-- I mean, focus on my art."
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