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Clips from South Park - Something You Can Do with Your Finger (S04E04)

"- Mom, what's up Dad's ass? - It's a long story, Shelly."
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"Well, if you come back in just a little bit, Eric, I'll see if I can help you out."
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"Sometimes I wonder if God is just toying with me."
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"The problem is, it isn't working."
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"I mean, I feel the music burning inside me,"
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"but I just can't express it right. You know?"
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"Well, Eric, I think you're just focusing in on the wrong thing."
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"Boy bands aren't about music."
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"They're all based on the Garmlich effect."
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"that states if one girl screams for something,"
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"- So how do boy bands use that? - All they do is make videos,"
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"showing tons and tons of girls screaming for the boy band."
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"Once you get girls screaming, you can't stop 'em. They're crazy."
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"Except for Lilith, of course."
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"- Thanks. - You're welcome. Now go away."
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"And a cucumber in the pants never hurt, either."
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"Cucumber in the pants, got it."
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"All right, everybody, listen up."
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"This is how this first shot is going to work."
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"and then the members of the band walk by looking cool."
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""Oh, my God!" Okay?"
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"Are we gonna get paid now or after?"
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"I'll pay you afterwards, I promise. Okay, Timmy, roll camera!"
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"Oh, Chef said to put a cucumber down my pants for good luck."
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"Wait, wait, wait. Cut!"
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"You have to go crazier than that."
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"I mean, you have to act like it's friggin' Leonardo DiCaprio."
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"We wouldn't give a rat's ass if Leonardo DiCaprio came walking past us."
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"- Yeah! - Fine. Who would you go crazy for?"
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"- Matt Lauer. - Okay, fine."
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"- Okay, roll camera. - Timmy!"
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"And cut! All right. Our video is complete."
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"- And show him what we've got! - Okay, so where's our money?"
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"Stanley, what the hell are you doing?"
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"- We were making a music video. - You get in the truck right now."
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"Dad, I did all my chores. Why can't I play with my friends?"
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"on a Saturday than singing and dancing."
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"Dad, I like being in a boy band. I think it's interesting."
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"- Hello, again. - What?"
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"Oh, it's you. I don't like you."
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"I know you didn't love our audition, but now we have a video."
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"Timmy!"
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"But this next shot we did was really cool."
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"Timmy! Living a lie!"
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"- Son of a bitch! - Hey, this video is dumb."
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"You don't understand. Girls were going crazy for us. Please!"
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"This is what God wants me to do. Please!"
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"Well, I guess I could move the sausage and cheese cart off to one side,"
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"- Only for 20 minutes, though. - That's all we'll need."
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"- How about this afternoon at 3:00? - Oh. Okay."
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"Mrs Cartman, I've been very bad, m'kay?"
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"So you're gonna have to drink from this glass."
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"Oh, yeah, that makes me hot, m'kay?"
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"Dad, Cartman said we're gonna perform at the mall at 3:00."
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"Let 'em be pissed off, then."
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"I don't understand. Just let me go do this one thing"
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"- And I won't... - No!"
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"No!"
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"Dad, what the hell is going on?"
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"Weave all ye little reins"
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"- Kid, can I talk to you? - Well, sure."
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"You were really great up there."
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"Too good for a pissant choir in a pissant mountain town."
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"Listen, I'm putting together a rock group,"
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"I think you would make a perfect member."
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"I mean, I still have another year of high school and I..."
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"Hey, look, if you don't want it, I'll keep looking."
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"No, wait. I mean, I'll think about it."
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"And just like that, I left everything. I dropped out of high school."
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"See ya!"
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"I said good-bye to my girlfriend."
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"And I left my family."
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"And suddenly, there I was,"
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"thrown into a group with four other young men who I didn't even know."
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"Take 112."
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"And then one day, just as quick as it started..."
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"Look, kid, you're just getting a little old to be in a boy band."
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"- I'm 19. - Get a life, Marsh!"
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"All right, guys, let's take it from the top."
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"See ya!"
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"- And they took back my house. - See ya!"
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"and face everyone that I had abandoned."
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"Hey, weren't you the guy in that stupid boy band The Ghetto Avenue Boys?"
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"Sure, I remember you."
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"You got it, baby You got it going on"
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"And so, you see, Stanley. I do know what I'm talking about."
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"Jesus Christ. I never knew."
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"Ever since then, I have wished every single day that I could go back"
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"That is what being in a boy band is all about, Stanley."
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"Wow. There must be at least 20 people out there."
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"I swear to God, if he ruins this dream of mine, I will have his nuts!"
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"We'll look stupid!"
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"Oh, God damn it!"
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"- Dad? - Huh? Yeah?"
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"I mean, whatever you used to be,"
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"Stan, it was wrong of me to try and stop you from joining a boy band"
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"And now I have to let you make your own mistakes."
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"You know, in a way, I think I was even jealous of you being in a boy band."
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"I want to see what you guys can do."
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"And then we'll go buy you a small toy so that you can forget all about this."
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"All right!"
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"Well, God, I guess you got me again, didn't you?"
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"Yup. That was a good one, God."
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"- It's Stan! - Oh, thank you, God!"
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"Sir, we're all here now. Can we go on, please?"
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"the next great boy band of the country."
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""I saw Fingerbang when they first performed at some crappy little mall.""
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"No. He can't be dead."
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"Fingerbang, bang, bang"
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"Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's all right"
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"- We made $2. - You were great, Dad."
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"Yeah, I guess I still got it in me a little."
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"Can I get your autograph?"
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"I actually don't really know who they are. I was just getting an autograph..."
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"Maybe you can come perform at my Elks Club sometime."
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"Yeah."
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"I mean, I always thought I'd want to be famous,"
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"I mean, I probably can't even walk through this mall right now,"
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"Come on, I'll buy you all an orange smoothie."
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"- For not making $10 million? - Oh, screw God. I'm not scared of him."
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