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Clips from South Park - Something You Can Do with Your Finger (S04E04)

"Bang, bang, bang, bang"
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"That's it, isn't it?"
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"and he has told me how I can make $10 million."
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"- Boy band? - Boy band."
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"Well, Cartman wants to start a boy band, so we're gonna rehearse"
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"Guys, if we're gonna impress the mall owner and get that gig,"
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"G."
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"- She's in until she screws up. - Yeah!"
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"Move along, ma'am."
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"What? You wanna play at the mall?"
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"- Like Tiffany? - Sort of like Tiffany, yes."
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"Okay, that's enough!"
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"Wow, that was your best?"
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"All right, Eric, what's the matter?"
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"Chef, God told me I was to start a boy band and make $10 million."
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"When you see us, you girls all scream, like, "Oh, my God! It's Fingerbang!"
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"- Dude, what's wrong with your leg? - Huh?"
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"You have been bad, Mr. Mackey."
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"at the grand opening of a sporting goods store in Denver."
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"See ya!"
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"What you've got is it"
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"Because all the fame, the money, the women..."
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"It's people smothering you and embracing you and loving you,"
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"We're all the same. And that is why you can't go to the mall."
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"Not really. Not any more stupid than some of the other stuff you've done."
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"Thank you all for your patience and now get ready for Fingerbang!"
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"Fingerbang-bang Bang, bang, bang"
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"I'll just fingerbang-bang you every night"
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"Yes! Yes! Thank you! Yes!"
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"- Okay, okay. - Hey, don't hassle the talent, ma'am."
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"I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life"
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"Dude, we don't have any musical talent."
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"Keeping the law in a mall is just like any tough city."
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"Hey! What are you doing?"
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"Hey!"
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"that I will soon unleash upon all of North America."
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"like you were last night's pork chops. Now we wander the earth in disarray."
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"Come here, Stanley."
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"Who are they?"
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"Us, New Kids on the Block, The Osmonds..."
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"You're gonna have to move and make way for the sausage and cheese cart."
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"The songs were terrible, but believe it or not, the country ate them up."
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"Okay."
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"Get the word out that auditions will be tomorrow morning."
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"- What's the Garmlich effect? - The law of physics"
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"If you would, sir, just watch this and prepare to be wowed."
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"without people going, "Oh, my God, it's the Fingerbang guy! Oh, my God!""
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"You know I'm just kidding, right?"
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"it will make other girls scream, and then it grows exponentially"
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"Through the grace of God, I can now go back to that mall manager,"
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"Stanley, it's just that there's better things you could be doing"
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"Oh, thanks."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Hey, that was pretty good, kids."
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"Cartman, I want you!"
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"You're my girl, my girl"
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"All it did was build me up"
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"- And started an orange smoothie riot. - Uh-oh."
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"I was just one of 15 members,"
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"See ya!"
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"Fingerbang-bang Bang, bang, bang"
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"you're just my dad, and you're the best dad I've ever had."
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"Let's just say your father has a lot up his ass right now."
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"And especially because they don't let us have guns, it can be very dangerous."
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"Move along, sir."
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"And I don't want my breakfast because it tastes like"
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"It's not fair, Dad!"
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"The next thing I knew, we were the biggest thing in the world."
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"I had everything. A huge house, and all the women you can imagine."
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"I was 18 when my high school men's choir performed"
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"Yeah. We'll start right away."
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"Dude, where the hell have you been?"
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"God, now it's like everybody wants a piece of us."
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"I don't think they sell those any more."
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"What? Me? You liked my singing that much?"
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"How would you like to come to New York and start a singing career?"
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"We'll have to do it without him."
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"Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard."
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"Yeah. I just want to be a normal kid again,"
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"I think you boys are very smart for your age."
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"Girl, girl, you're the girl of my fantasy"
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"- Oh, well, that sounds nice. - No, it does not sound nice."
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"I've got pre-recorded music we can sing to, just like they do."
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Bang, bang"
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"- Next! - Next is Ike Broflovski."
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"Next audition!"
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"Excuse me. Just where do you think you're going?"
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"- Yep. - Cool."
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"- Hello, sir. - What? Hey, who are you?"
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"Well, come on, guys. We gave it our best."
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"All right, guys, here we go."
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"- You're my fantasy. You fantasy... - Thank you."
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"I just don't know what I'm gonna do."
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"Timmy!"
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"Oh, Kyle has it."
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"Oh. What?"
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"Oh, God damn it. Our camera guy kind of sucks."
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"- Oh, Mom! - Wow. What?"
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"All right, all right. What?"
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"Oh, my God. I don't know."
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"I didn't want you to know. Because now I'm a joke."
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"- Where the hell is Stan? - He'll be here. Stan wouldn't douche."
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"to that moment when I was offered the job, and say no."
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"so that I could be knocked down harder than anybody in the world."
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"Well, I just wanted to tell you that I don't think you're a joke."
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"- What's happening here? - I don't know. I guess nothing."
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"Someday, you all will be among those who can say,"
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"I don't know if I can handle all this fame."
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"but now that I am, I don't know if I like it."
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"All right, kids, that does it."
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"Well, let's just walk away then."
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"God damn it. People are walking away."
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"Yeah. That's gonna suck."
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