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Clips from South Park - Something You Can Do with Your Finger (S04E04)

"- What? - 'N Sync, Backstreet Boys,"
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"and then try to perform at the South Park Mall."
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"Stanley, you are going to have no part in that boy band."
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"But, Dad, all my friends are doing it."
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"If all your friends jumped of a cliff, would you do that, too?"
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"Cartman says we can make $10 million."
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"Tonight, Stellar Productions presents the boy band of the decade!"
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"Fingerbang"
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"I'm gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life"
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"Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's all right"
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"'Cause I'm the king of fingerbang Let's not fight"
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"Fingerbang"
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"Fingerbang-bang Bang, bang, bang"
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"Yes. Yes. I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm..."
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"I'm nobody. God damn it!"
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"Wait a minute. Maybe that was a sign from God."
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"God has finally spoken to me, guys,"
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"I'm not being in any faggy boy band."
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"There's nothing faggy about $10 million, asshole!"
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"This was a message from God!"
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"That didn't stop any of the other boy bands, dumb-ass!"
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"Shut up, Kenny. And then I know I can get us a gig"
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"at the South Park Mall. So, everybody, get in a straight line."
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"We're gonna listen to the song from the top and..."
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"Wait a minute. There's only four of us."
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"- So? - So all boy bands have five members."
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"New Kids on the Block, all had five members."
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"- He's right. - Damn it!"
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"Okay, okay, okay. We'll put off practice for now,"
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"and hold auditions for a fifth member."
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"Did you have fun at Eric's house today, Stanley?"
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"- Well, I guess. - What did you do?"
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"You are not going to be in a boy band, Stanley, and that is final!"
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"Jeez, what's up Dad's ass?"
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"Little Bunny Foo-Foo hoppin' through the forest"
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"Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head"
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"Down came a white angel and she said..."
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"Scoopin' up the field mice and boppin' 'em on the head"
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"So now I'm gonna turn you into a worm, Bunny Foo-Foo. And poof!"
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"Gettin' scooped up by the field mice who then they bopped 'im on the head"
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"Well, all right, then."
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"- Oh, my God, his intonation was so off! - It was?"
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"we better do it better than that."
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"- Kyle's brother? - I promised my mom I'd let him try."
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"- Christ's sake... - What key?"
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"Itsy-bitsy spider up the water spout"
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"Oh, Danny boy, the pipes are calling Clang, clang and clang"
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"E, F, G, H, I, J, K, I, M, N, O, P..."
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"God damn it! Next!"
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"When I say G, U, B When the teacher wanna punch me"
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"Not the next song, the next person!"
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"Oh, man, this is going to be a long-ass day."
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"Sorry, Wendy. This is tryouts for a boy band."
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"- Come on, dude, let her try. - No way."
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"Come on, Cartman. You haven't liked anybody else."
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"Okay, okay, fine. Wow me."
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"Mrs Landers was a health nut She cooked food in a wok"
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"Mr Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big"
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"Cock-a-doodle-doodle The rooster just won't quit"
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"Monkeys aren't good to have 'Cause they like to beat their"
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"Meeting in the office A meeting in the hall"
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"The boss he wants to see you So you can suck his"
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"Mrs Roberts didn't like him But that's 'cause she's a"
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"Contaminated water can really make you sick"
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"Dictate what I'm saying 'cause it will bring you luck"
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"And if you all don't like it I don't give a flying..."
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"- Dude, she's a chick. - Come on, nobody's gonna notice."
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"Me, too."
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"Okay. You guys all ready to rehearse?"
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"Cartman, it's 6:00 in the morning. Do we have to rehearse this early?"
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"We have to rehearse all that we can. Now check this out."
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"- My mom made us costumes! - Costumes?"
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"Yeah, that one's yours, Stan. And this one is Kyle's."
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"This one will cover up Wendy's hooters."
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"Hey, Cartman, how come your costume has, like, nose rings and facial hair?"
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"Every boy band has to have the one member that, you know, is tough."
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"- I wanna be the tough one. - You can't be the tough one,"
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"All right, fine. Here!"
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"Jesus Christ. I wonder if every boy band had to go through this."
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"Hey, Cartman, what does "fingerbang" mean, anyways?"
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"I heard it on HBO. It means, like, you know,"
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"when you pretend to use your finger like a gun or something."
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"Kenny says that's not what it means."
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"Okay, Kenny, what does fingerbang mean, then?"
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"All right, boys. Let's do it from the top. One, two, three, four!"
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"We need energy. We need to be up."
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"- We're going to see the mall manager. - Do you have the proper clearance?"
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"- Now move along, sir. - But we practised for days."
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"All we wanna do is show the guy what we can do,"
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"- Jesus Christ, dude! - Oh, God, I can't see!"
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"Move along, sir, or I'll do it again."
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"Well, I guess we can't get in to see the mall manager."
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"The hell we can't!"
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"Nothing. Just shopping."
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"Move along, sir. You see?"
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"Sometimes you gotta just do that. Keep shoppers on their toes. Try it."
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"- What are you doing? - Nothing. Why?"
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"That's what being a mall cop is all about."
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"Attention, mall shoppers. The next 20 people to buy an orange smoothie"
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"will also receive a complimentary Nissan Sentra. Hurry up."
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"Jesus. They're going to start a riot."
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"- We are Fingerbang. - Oh. What? How'd you get in here?"
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"- Hey. - We would like to audition for you"
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"- Can we audition? - Oh. Well, I guess."
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"Girl, you like to fingerbang and that's all right"
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"- So can we play here? - What? No."
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"You don't think we're any good, do you?"
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"You're just not quite as good as sausage and cheese."
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"There you are. You're the hoodlums who got on the intercom"
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"I will now read you your mall rights."
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"- Run for it! - Go get 'em, rookie!"
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"Where is Stan?"
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"What? I specifically told him not to do that."
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"- They're not going to actually make it. - And what if they do make it, Sharon?"
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"What if they do make it? Are you going to be the one to tell him?"
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