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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Li'l Sebastian (S03E03)

"Get 'em off of there."
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"Do you wanna get run over? Because I know a guy."
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"No, I got it."
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"What does it mean?"
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"Entertainment 7/Tewnty."
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"I don't know, man. I-I can't."
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"I'd have to quit my job."
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"that he is in heaven now,"
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"Eating carrots and urinating freely."
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"♪ the best thing about being a woman ♪"
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"♪ oh-oh oh, oh ♪"
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"I got it, thank you."
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"How is that good news?"
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"Men of my age?"
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"How old do you think I am?"
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"lead singer of Mouse Rat, you should know"
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"he doesn't get out of bed for less than $1,000."
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"We can give him 50 bucks."
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"because it probably should've said,"
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"What? Oh, nothing."
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"Jean-Ralphio just started"
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"- Tendonitis. - Oh."
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"What's up with you?"
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"Okay, I'm gonna see Ben in in our secret meeting place"
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"Sophisticated with a hint of slutty."
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"Bulls-eye."
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"What?!"
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"And he is terrible, facewise."
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"Huh, whoa."
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"Unfortunately not."
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"Chris'll fire you."
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"Oh, no, President Reagan,"
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"let me help you with that."
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"You've proven your point."
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"♪ You're a champion ♪"
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"See? You're helping me already."
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"And they're not gonna say anything."
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"Ugh."
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"Okay, yeah. We can't."
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"Well, I mean, you know,"
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"- That feels appropriate. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, I mean, I think we can get away with that"
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"You can just leave it there."
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"Okay."
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"So my mom, Ron, Ann, and that guy."
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"Sure. Congratulations."
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"You should just take the rest of the day off."
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"And thank you for your discretion."
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"Go Ladybug, go Coconut."
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"Our deepest sympathy is with you."
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"Hope you brought a change of clothes."
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"'Cause your eyes are about to piss tears."
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"Who are we?"
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"In life?"
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"What is the meaning of all of this?"
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"because he was a horse."
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"You gotta join the company."
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"I'm the bank. You're the money."
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"Why don't you live your life"
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"There was no obstacle too large..."
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"Okay. Here, here."
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"the Afghan Institute of Learning."
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"What's 5,000 times better than a candle in the wind?"
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"♪ here's the thing ♪"
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"♪ you trade your legs for angel's wings ♪"
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"♪ and once we've all said ♪"
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"♪ goodbye ♪"
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"unveiling the memorial stone?"
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"Because Joe from sewage had to hand out the armbands,"
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"You are lighting the memorial flame,"
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"Oh, my God. Ron, congratulations."
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"A very nosy maintenance worker,"
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"Once when I was seven,"
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"- Thank God. - Yeah."
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"So I just got a big thing of lighter fluid."
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"Huh, ho!"
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"it's unsustainable."
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"Okay, operation shutdown."
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"In fact, when we're at work,"
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"Okay, well, that's gonna be really hard,"
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"All right."
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"Well, then, I'm in."
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"I'm sorry. No, it's force of habit."
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"So what do I do, huh?"
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"I'd love for you to stick around, Tommy."
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"And more importantly,"
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"An hour ago, a giant fireball"
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"consumed my entire face."
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"to spending another second with you."
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"- No. - With mommy?"
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"usually caused by overuse."
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"Oh, really."
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"if you're gonna do them alone?"
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"I'd much rather do 5,000 push-ups"
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"I don't know. That's... that's a lot of money."
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"Honey, you are awesome at this."
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"Honey, we're already married."
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"Yes."
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"Do you have a minute to talk?"
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"We know it was you."
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"Which office in particular?"
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"All we need to know right now is"
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"Actually, I prefer the number 69 train..."
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"would I have to quit my job?"
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"- Of course. - But listen."
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"your life becomes an open book."
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"So if you so much as stiff a waiter on his tip"
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"or use a government stamp for personal mail,"
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"So before we go any further,"
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"about your life?"
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"Welcome to the Dreamatorium,"
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"it's a multimedia"
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"You barely got hurt at all."
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"Nightclubs, iPhone apps."
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"Why? Why?"
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"You gotta stop screaming."
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"Listen to me."
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"about our favorite mini-horse, Li'l Sebastian."
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"But we can take comfort in the fact"
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"I thought, "All right.""
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