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Clips from Friends - The One Where Monica Sings (S09E09)

"I don't get it either."
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"You're asking women how they wanna be killed."
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"...until she finds the one she wants, and I'm gonna die alone."
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"All I ever wanted was to just love him and have him love me back."
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"I mean, am I so unlovable?"
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"All right. That was Kenneth with his..."
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"Coming up next, we've got Monica singing "Delta Dawn.""
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"Wait. I can't sing in front of all these people."
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"Just pretend they're not even here. It's okay."
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"Once that spotlight hits you, it's so bright, you won't see anyone anyway."
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"Hi, I'm Monica. And I'm going to be singing "Delta Dawn.""
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"Delta Dawn What's that flower you have on?"
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"Could it be a faded rose From days gone by?"
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"- Can you totally see through her shirt? - Like an x-ray."
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"Bad day not to wear a bra."
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"Take me to that mansion in the sky"
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"Hey."
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"I need your help."
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"Wow, it seems serious."
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"What seems to be the problem, Ashley Judd?"
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"I'm getting new headshots taken. So I went to get my eyebrows shaped."
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"I'm sorry. Moment to make fun of that, please."
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"I may be a sissy, but I'll still pound you into the ground."
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"Look, it hurt so bad, I could only let her do one eyebrow, and now..."
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"...they don't match!"
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"You gotta help me out, okay? Look, I have a magic marker."
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"Fill in the skinny one so I don't look stupid for my pictures."
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"Okay, first of all, this is green."
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"- What the hell am I supposed to do?! - I will help you out..."
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"...but you have to promise you won't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you."
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"What? What?"
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"Okay."
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"You know how most kids get their allowance from mowing the lawn..."
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"...or taking out the garbage? Well, I earned mine..."
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"...by plucking the eyebrows of my father and his "business partners.""
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"Oh, my God."
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"Yeah, well, I guess you don't need my help, Victor-Victoria."
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"But, Chandler, I don't know if I can take any more plucking. It hurt so bad."
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"Not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe vera and my gentle..."
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"...self-loathing touch."
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"Take me to that mansion in the sky"
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"I'm sorry, the song's over."
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"- Did you see me up there? - Every little bit of you."
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"I can't believe I sang in front of people and they liked me."
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"Did you hear that guy shouting, "Look at those tips"?"
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"I mean, did I really help you get a lot of tips?"
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"Sure."
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"- Mon, not that you didn't sound good... - Good?"
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"Didn't you hear them? I was great!"
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"Also a good gift: underwear."
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"Thank you so much for letting me do this."
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"Public bathrooms freak me out. I can't even pee, let alone do anything else."
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"But what's great is, you don't mind talking about it."
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"...because it's like, you lose a boyfriend, and you get a boyfriend."
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"Uh-huh."
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"No, don't worry. This is not some rebound thing. I am totally over Eric."
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"Phew."
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"Good choice, Ross."
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"Oh, hey. Hi. There you are."
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"- I've been looking for you everywhere. - Hello. Well, here I am."
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"My mom is not bringing the baby back until 9:00."
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"So I was hoping you and I could have a chance to kind of..."
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"- Who? - Oh, just this woman I've been seeing."
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"- You've been seeing someone? - Yeah, didn't I mention that?"
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"I mean, we haven't been going out too long..."
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"...but there's this amazing connection between us."
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"I mean, in fact just before you came in she called me her boyfriend."
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"I thought it was a little too soon, but also, it felt kind of nice."
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"What are you taking amoxicillin for?"
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"How great is this? You're already comfortable enough..."
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"I'm sorry, Michelle, this is my roommate, Rachel."
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"I could be your new mommy."
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"And done."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I didn't feel a thing. Hey, are you still looking for a job?"
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"Because you could tweeze circles around that sadistic bitch at the salon."
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"- Thanks. Wanna see what it looks like? - Yeah."
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"Hey!"
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"They totally match. They look great."
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"They look great. How you doing?"
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"Yeah, I think it looks pretty good. I was a little worried I was..."
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"...uncovering a birthmark right about there..."
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"...but it turned out to be a little piece of chocolate."
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"- Chandler, thank you so much. - No problem."
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"Listen, that was a pretty girlie hour we just spent."
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"We should do something manly to make up for it."
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"Yeah."
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"- Curl my eyelashes. - Yeah!"
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"For my next song, I think I'll sing something a little more upbeat, all right?"
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"And make it bouncy."
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"Well, you can probably take care of that on your end."
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"I'm sorry I'm late. You'll understand when you see Joey."
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"Honey, you're just in time. I'm about to sing another song."
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"- Really? In front of all these people? - And they love me."
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"- Oh, my God. - She gives the people what they want."
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"Tonight, tonight we're gonna Make it happen"
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"Tonight we'll put all other things aside"
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"Get in this time And show me some affection"
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"Are those my wife's nipples?"
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"Isn't that funny? I didn't see that before. I wouldn't have let her go up again."
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"I've got to stop this."
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"Wrap myself around you..."
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"You, touching yourself! Out!"
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"Wow! She does that a lot."
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"Ross, you didn't tell me you were a doctor."
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"Wait a minute. You haven't even told her you are a doctor yet?"
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"Actually, about an hour and a half."
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"I told you it wasn't long, but there's an amazing connection between us."
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"You feel that too? Oh!"
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"- I thought that that was just me. - Are you kidding?"
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"- Do you wanna go away this weekend? - We'll see."
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"Ross, what's going on here?"
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"Are we just bringing strange women back to the apartment now?"
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"I don't know. Are we just kissing guys on balconies?"
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"- How do you know about that? - Through the magic of sight."
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"- I was here, putting our child to sleep... - Emma."
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"When I looked through the window and saw you kissing a guy..."
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"...you've known for what, a week?"
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"God, is that what this is all about? You bring her up here to get back at me?"
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"No, actually, see, I had to pee because I can't use public bathrooms..."
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