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Clips from Friends - The One Where Monica Sings (S09E09)

"- ...because of the doody parasites. - Okay, Michelle, it's time to go."
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"- Well, call me. - Okay."
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"Wait, you don't have my phone number."
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"You know what? If it's meant to be, I'll guess it."
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"Bye-bye."
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"Score."
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"Did you not like her? Because I was hoping we could come..."
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"...to your kissing parties on the balcony."
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"I can't believe you are making a big deal about this. It was one kiss!"
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"- One guy. One time! - Oh, really?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, really?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"- What about the guy from the bar? - Who?"
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"The guy you gave your number to."
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"- How do you know about that? - Because he called here looking for you."
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"So don't tell me kissing this guy from work is a one-time thing."
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"Because you've been out there in bars and on balconies..."
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"...for over a month now. And you don't even have the courtesy to tell me."
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"From the guy in the bar? Why didn't I get that message?"
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"Because I folded it up and put it in my pants pocket."
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"Do you...? Do you not look there?"
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"Ross."
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"I never gave it to you."
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"Why?"
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"- I don't know. - Oh, God, you know what? I don't..."
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"Who do you think you are? Who are you to decide..."
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"...what messages I should or should not get?!"
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"Who am I? I'm the guy who's taking care of our baby..."
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"- ...while you're at bars meeting guys! - I cannot believe you."
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"I actually came in here hoping to have a mature conversation about us."
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"But I can't do that with someone who hides my messages..."
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"...and brings crazy women back to my apartment!"
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"Hey, none of the sane ones wanted to come back with me!"
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"That's not the point, okay? The point is..."
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"Oh, God, Ross, this is just so messed up."
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"What is wrong with us? When people hear about our situation, they ask:"
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""You live together, but you're not a couple, yet you have a baby?"
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"But you know what? This doesn't work."
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"And you know..."
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"...we said that we would live together as long as this makes sense..."
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"So, what do you wanna do?"
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"Can Emma and I live here for a while?"
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"God. Uh..."
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"Your eyebrows look weird."
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"Jeremiah was a bullfrog"
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"Was a good friend of mine"
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"But I helped him drink his wine"
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"So you'll just touch yourself for anything, then?"
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"...to look through my stuff."
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"Yeah!"
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"Yeah, maybe not."
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"Never understood a single word he said"
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"No time for losers"
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"It was my idea to stand there."
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"Hello. Hi, my name's Chandler. This is my friend Ross right here."
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"- You have got to sing. - No, I told you I can't."
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"How long have you known her, like an hour?"
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