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Clips from Friends - The One Where Monica Sings (S09E09)

"- I'm here for my eyebrow appointment. - Name?"
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"Chandler Bing."
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"Okay, very good."
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"Have a seat right here, Mr. Bing, and Sonya will be right with you."
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"- Okay. Thanks. - Mm-hm."
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"Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh."
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"I touched the stuff."
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"I'll take care of it."
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"Thanks."
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"- Oh, absolutely. - Oh, good."
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"Okay, we'll get to the wax in a minute."
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"First, I want to tweeze some of the strays, okay?"
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"- Now, this may sting just a little bit. - I have an extremely high threshold..."
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"I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm all right."
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"It's just a bit of shock, that's all."
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"- But I'll be fine. You can go again. - Okay."
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"Sorry."
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"Damn it, woman!"
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"QW, ow! Oh!"
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"Okay."
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"_H6Y- _H6Y-"
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"It's the most eligible man in New York. How's the moving on going?"
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"Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand..."
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"...but that person was neither female nor wearing pants."
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"Maybe you're going about this the wrong way. I mean, think about it:"
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"The personal ad writes itself."
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"You know, that's funny. Yeah. So do you think you'll ever work again?"
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"What are you doing? You know I can only dish it out."
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"I can't believe Rachel just moved on and didn't say anything to me."
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"Maybe she didn't move on."
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"Maybe that kiss was just an impulsive, one-time birthday thing."
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"No, a month ago, she gave her number to some guy in a bar."
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"- Did she go out with him? - No. When he called..."
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"...I threw the message away."
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"Ah, the highroad."
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"All right, you know what? Enough. Enough talking. I have to get moving."
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"Hey, check out those two blonds over there. Hey, come with me."
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"Are you trying to get everybody divorced?"
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"Like college, remember? First, you break the ice with some kind of a joke..."
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"...so they know you're the funny one. I swoop in with interesting conversation..."
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"...so they'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding sexy one."
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"I thought I got to make the jokes."
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"- Don't you have to be at work? - Oh, come on."
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"We were wondering..."
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"...if you're up for it, we only need six more people for a human pyramid."
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"Swoop. Swoop."
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"Uh... So, um..."
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"Hey, I notice you're reading the paper."
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"Another flood in Europe, huh?"
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"Um, here's a question:"
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"Would you rather drown or be burned alive?"
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"- I'm sorry, we're just leaving. - Okay."
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"We still got it."
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"- Who is it? - Gavin. I brought you some soup."
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"- Why? - Uh, I heard your were sick."
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"Oh, right! Hold on, let me just clean up in here a little bit."
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"Hello, Gavin."
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"I missed you at work. How you feeling?"
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"I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm pretty sick."
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"Oh, good. Because I was having a totally paranoid moment..."
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"...where I thought you called in sick to avoid me."
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"So I had fun last night."
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"So did I."
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"Exactly how contagious is this thing you have?"
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"- It's just a cold. - Do you have a fever?"
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"Let me see."
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"Um..."
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"What? What is it? What's the matter?"
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"What's Ross doing to you in that picture?"
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"Oh, he's dusting me with a fossil brush."
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"He thought it would be funny."
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"- Right. Right. - Yeah."
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"Oh, you're not getting in the middle of anything. Don't worry about Ross."
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"Hide! That's Ross! Hide!"
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"- Hide! Hide! - Yeah, but you said not to worry..."
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"I lied and I'm not sick either! Just stay behind the curtain!"
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"No. I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?"
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"Right. Yes, yes."
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"- Don't panic. - What?"
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"There is a man behind your curtain."
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"This is my business associate Gavin being silly. Come out from behind there."
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"- Hello. I'll just go get Emma. - Okay."
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"So..."
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"I thought there was nothing going on between you."
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"There isn't. There totally isn't."
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"You hear keys in the hall and you jump like a bronco coming out of the chute."
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"I used to be a rodeo clown."
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"Um, all right, look, Gavin..."
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"...I guess I felt guilty that you were here..."
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"...Which I shouldn't."
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"You know, Ross and I are not in a relationship..."
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"...but he is the father of my child. And, you know..."
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"...we do live together. And plus, there's just so much history, you know?"
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"It's just... I don't know."
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"- I'm sorry. I'm just all over the place. - It's okay."
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"It's probably not my place, but can I give you a piece of advice?"
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"- Yes. - You should talk to Ross about all this."
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"People keep saying that."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, Gavin."
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"Don't be."
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"It's just bad timing."
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"So seriously, rodeo clown?"
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"'Cause we are the champions"
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"Of the world"
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"Oh, she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here."
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"I'm gonna take a little break, and when we come back..."
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"...we've got Kenneth singing "I Touch Myself.""
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"I'm not here to judge."
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"But you would have so much fun. And you have a really nice voice."
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"- When have you heard me sing? - All the time, when you're cooking."
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"- What? - Yeah, you're always singing:"
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""Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love in my tummy.""
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"Yeah, I do rock that one."
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"Just a little. But, God, it's so scary."
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"I don't even know what I would sing."
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"Hi. I couldn't help but notice, but that's an unusual necklace."
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"You already hit on me an hour ago."
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"Right. So that's a firm no?"
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"I don't believe this. I just keep striking out."
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