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Clips from Family Guy - FOX-y Lady (S07E07)

"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Lucky there's a man who positively can do"
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"You know? Then the copper, the copper'll say,"
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"Oh, I'd just gotten a new tube of Aquafresh, and I was feeling cocky."
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"- You're 61 years old? - Uh, yes, sir."
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"What're you talking about? I thought"
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"Again, Peter? You have a wife, you know."
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"Oh, my God! Peter! When did you get that?"
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"I'm not gay! They put the hole in the wrong side."
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"Wow! Look at that HD picture!"
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"I've never had that problem and I don't know any woman who has."
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"Yeah. Didn't you do an interview with that fast-talking FedEx guy?"
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"Yeah, Mom. You should be a reporter."
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"what other reasons do you need?"
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"Don't listen to Brian, Lois. You'd be great on camera,"
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"The contusion on his left temple implies he was hit by a blunt object,"
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"- We found traces in the wounds. - Well, that narrows it down."
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"a soul-crushing divorce, and a never-ending custody battle,"
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"And even though this Iraqi veteran lost his hands,"
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"he didn't lose his ability to feel."
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"- You're kidding. Really? - Yes."
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"How would you like to be our newest on-air reporter?"
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"You know, I came down here not even thinking I had a shot."
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"Good morning, everyone. Well, do I look TV-ready?"
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"You know, Brian, you're welcome to come with me and see for yourself"
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"Meg, now that Lois has connections at Fox,"
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"Wow! Caught fire a little earlier than I thought we would. Perfect."
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"Meg, please try to formulate ideas clearly before you vocalize them."
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"Maybe they live in a pond?"
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"She's poison. Absolutely. She's dead weight."
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"- I mean, she's just not funny. She's completely ruining it."
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"Welcome to Fox News, Lois. We're very excited to have you."
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"No, I'm just joking. They were there, though."
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"This whole place just feels like a warm blanket."
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"Isn't that in January?"
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"Eh, I don't think people eat breakfast anymore. More suggestions."
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"Well, I mean, yeah. If you want to go right at it like a Neanderthal, sure."
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"Ooh! What if they just bought a new wood stove? And Red Heinie Monkey says,"
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""Boy, it's so hot in here because we just bought that new wood stove and... ""
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"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. But none of this stuff seems to make sense."
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"Uh-huh. Chris, can I see you in the kitchen?"
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"Dad, Dad, look. She's trying. No. No."
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"- Yeah, maybe you're right. - She's the only woman around."
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"Yeah. In the real world, she doesn't hold up."
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"on one of America's greatest enemies."
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"Michael Moore."
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"Well, now, wait a minute, Brian. Give him a chance."
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"We have reason to suspect"
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"- Are you sure that's a real news story? - Absolutely, Lois. It's human interest."
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"- I'll do my best to get the story. - Hey, where's Stewie?"
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"- To end the show? Yeah. Yeah."
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"I can't do it. We'll do it live."
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"for Red Heinie Monkey, the head of the Handiquacks."
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"Why? Because it's relatable. They'll see themselves in it."
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"- I think the design is great, Dad. - Good note. Good note."
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"most people only carry a suitcase when they're going on vacation,"
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"Oh, well, you know what could be funny?"
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"Your writing partner is out of her mind."
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"Okay, first of all, stop calling her my partner."
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"- But then you know what? It's not fair. What?"
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"It's not fair to her. - Well, that's sort of a cop out."
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"Dad, if you want to fire her, you go ahead and fire her."
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"- Don't put that on me. She's firing herself. It's on you."
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"The lights are on. Somebody must be home."
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"Get down!"
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"coming out of Michael Moore's house at 2:00 in the morning."
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"Michael Moore is clearly not gay."
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"Now I'm showing you proof and you're dismissing it?"
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"- I don't understand! - Lois, I'll be honest."
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"That would be as foolish as FDR hiring that midget press secretary."
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"Oh, darn it, Poopy Face Tomato Nose."
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"Just listen to that voice, and then picture him holding that suitcase"
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"I just figured I'd give Colonel Tushfinger an Australian thing."
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"Colonel Tushfinger lives on the moon, you idiot."
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"Now do you see what I was saying about Fox News?"
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"Can you picture the two of those guys poking each other in the chops?"
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"Imagine that, the two of them going at it?"
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"Ugh! I don't need to know about that."
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"is that your wife is a reporter for our news division."
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"Sir, I promise you won't regret it."
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"You don't know where you are, but you like it."
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"You're yucking it up. You're laughing. Your sides are hurting."
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"When did that happen?"
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"But they weren't looking where they were going"
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"Handiquacks"
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"Easy. I just walked into the wood-stove store and said, "Put it on my bill. ""
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"So everybody just gets to stick their big chef's spoon into my comedy gumbo?"
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"All right, there it is. Stay close to me."
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"Mr. Moore, Mr. Limbaugh, do you have anything to say to Fox News about this..."
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"I am Rush Limbaugh. That's a costume."
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"Wait a minute. You mean, all these years,"
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"to satisfy my need to perform, and I guess it got a little out of hand."
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"That's all I ever wanted people to know."
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"I had finally gotten the recognition I deserved..."
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"I don't need you anymore!"
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"This Sunday on Fox,"
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"Yeah, but that should have been our time slot."
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"Well, I'm just glad everything's back to normal."
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"Oh, I don't know. Do you really care, Peter?"
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"It seems today that all you see"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"All the things that make us"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Check it out, guys. New driver's license."
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"What's wrong with your picture?"
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"Well, see, I got drunk and then got my picture taken."
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"So that way when I get pulled over for drunk driving,"
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"I look the same as on my license."
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""You're fine. You're not drunk."
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""This is you normal. I can tell by the picture. ""
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"I wish I'd thought of that. I just got my new license a month ago."
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"What's with the big grin?"
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"Come on!"
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"- Wait, why does it say... - Yeah."
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"They were all out of handicap that day, so I got retarded."
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"Hey, let's see yours, Quagmire."
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"- Wait a second. You were born in 1948? - Uh, yeah."
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"- What's your secret? - Uh, carrots."
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"Sometimes I grind them up into juice or just eat them raw."
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