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Clips from King of the Hill - Hank and the Great Glass Elevator (S05E05)

"whatever you are."
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"How about a suite on the club floor?"
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"- I'll see if one's available. - I'll need four keys."
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"Make that three keys. I'll take the standard room."
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"One key, one shampoo, and no conditioner."
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"HANK: Hank Hill. BILL: Please hold for Dale Gribble."
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"Come on up."
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"Wouldn't you guys rather grab a bite?"
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"Not interested."
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""Free with purchase of 100-pound bag of charcoal.""
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"Hank, there you are."
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"We just saw him. He is good."
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"Come on, Hank..."
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"let's go moon the lobby from the glass elevators."
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"We are at this hotel as guests."
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"You still owe me one from high school when the whole team mooned Belton..."
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"The vice principal gave you a week's detention for that stunt."
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"- Hey, wait for me. - Hank, you made it!"
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"And going down."
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"DALE: Yeah! Shake your booty!"
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"I'm doing it. I'm a mooner. I'm part of it."
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"Which is why Meals On Wheels is proud to honor..."
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"I'm gonna kick your asses."
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"- Security. Open up. - The fort."
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"I believe we have certain immunities."
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"Sir, I officially resign my room, effective immediately."
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"No, Hank, I'm the one who mooned."
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"- Bill. - Let me take the fall for you, Hank."
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"I don't have as far to drop."
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"Governor Richards."
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"Sgt. Barber William Fontaine Delatur Dauterive, ma'am, sir."
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"At ease, Sergeant."
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"Why, may I ask, did you moon me?"
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"Why, I wasn't mooning anything in particular, you know."
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"It's my birthday and you were just a civilian caught in the crossfire."
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"I'll tell you a little secret, Bill."
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"I wouldn't be surprised..."
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"[Telephone ringing]"
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"Something's come up that I'm not very proud of."
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"And, well, we're being kicked out of the hotel..."
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"so I'll be back a little earlier than planned."
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"Okay, I cannot wait to see you. I love you."
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"Oh, Bill, we were worried sick about you."
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"Oh, my God, Governor Richards."
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"Governor Richards. it's been a while."
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"with my bottom was wrong."
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"I hope you can forgive me."
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"Of course I forgive you, honey."
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"As I know that you would forgive me..."
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"I mean, not crazy like kill you with an ax..."
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"It's a little bland."
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"I know."
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"Yep."
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"See you at 7:00. Hope you can dance as good as you bowl."
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"Yup."
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"What? Is it so weird that I'm dating the Governor?"
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"A little bit, maybe."
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"I should probably shower."
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"Man, that Phil Gramm sure is a horse's ass."
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"I just asked him for a glass of wine."
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"Ann, you're the best thing to happen to my life since Lenore ruined it."
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"- Your ex-wife? - Yeah."
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"and filet mignon and tenderloin."
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"Are you talking about dinner, or are you talking about me?"
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"Mostly you."
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"- Your boat! I'll get it. - That's okay."
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"I just stepped on a coin."
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"So I said:"
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""Ross, just because you own the building..."
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"You guys like baseball?"
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"If you're trying to smoke out the communist, relax."
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"We're all cool."
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"You brought charcoal into our house."
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"There's soot under my boy's nails."
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"You don't get that from a clean-burning fuel."
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"Now, we're gonna sit here and pray."
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"Ann Richards. So glad to meet you."
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"Ann Richards. So glad to meet you."
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"Bill Dauterive, Ann's date."
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"- Hi, Bill. - Lenore."
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"I thought I saw a ghost or a horrible hobgoblin, or--"
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"LENORE: How you doing, baby?"
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"- Surprised? - Lenore."
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"Excuse me. Lenore, Governor Richards."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"You said it was because I was fat and bald, and I got too jealous..."
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"- whenever you had a date. - Oh, Billy Goat."
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"You looked pretty cute in your penguin suit."
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"Reminded me of our homecoming court."
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"- and I stole you away. - Yeah, I remember."
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"- To the boiler room. - Yeah, I remember."
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"You call me at the Hotel Arlen. I'm in the handicapped room."
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"It's bigger."
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"Lenore swung by my place last night."
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"I told you she'd come back."
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"'Course, that was seven years ago..."
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"and I was just trying to make you feel better."
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"with the former Governor of Texas. Ask yourself this:"
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"I'll tell you where."
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"And Lenore is older, but still pretty."
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"- Sure. - What do you think of charcoal?"
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"It's pure evil, right?"
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"Hank, I may be a politician, but I'm not afraid to speak my mind."
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"I think I'm gonna take my seventh-inning stretch early..."
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"maybe pick up a couple of Ranger Dogs."
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"I'll keep you company."
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"Down, in front."
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"BILL: I miss you, too. What are you wearing?"
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"That's a lot of clothes."
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"Okay, then, General. I'm glad you enjoyed your haircut."
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"Bill, if you wanted to call Lenore, why didn't you just tell me?"
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"I just haven't had much practice juggling women."
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"You're not the kind of woman..."
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"who'd let me juggle her with someone else, are you?"
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"From the first minute..."
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"and I find that a whole lot more attractive than Hank's bony ass."
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"Winterfresh me."
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"Close your eyes, I'll do your hair."
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"Charcoal or propane?"
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"C3H8. Clean-burning, economical propane--"
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