Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from King of the Hill - Hank and the Great Glass Elevator (S05E05)

"Peggy, enough. I'm not gonna force propane on you."
King of the Hill
"I want you to choose, Peggy, right now."
King of the Hill
"[Bill exclaiming joyfully]"
King of the Hill
"Lenore, you came!"
King of the Hill
"I wouldn't miss this for the world."
King of the Hill
"- So, whose birthday is it? - Mine."
King of the Hill
"Won't your girlfriend mind?"
King of the Hill
"I dumped Ann Richards for you!"
King of the Hill
"That's like me dumping Ann Richards."
King of the Hill
"Why, Nancy Hicks Gribble, I haven't seen you in ages."
King of the Hill
"I never really got around to signing those divorce papers."
King of the Hill
"Oh, that's okay. I forged your signature."
King of the Hill
""William" in script..."
King of the Hill
""Dauterive" in block letters, just like you do."
King of the Hill
"You know me so well."
King of the Hill
"what foods will kill you."
King of the Hill
"Lenore, will you marry me?"
King of the Hill
"Bill, it wouldn't work out."
King of the Hill
"Well, I probably shouldn't tell you where I live."
King of the Hill
"- Ann, I forgot to dis-invite you. - Bill, I can't stay."
King of the Hill
"Bill, stop wasting the Governor's time with your nonsense."
King of the Hill
"I'm going to show Ann back to her car."
King of the Hill
"But my driver can't seem to find the on-ramp for 35 South."
King of the Hill
"I'll give you the short way."
King of the Hill
"Take Raney all the way until it dead-ends at the field..."
King of the Hill
"Get out here right now and ask me to marry you, Bill."
King of the Hill
"When somebody's serving up humble pie, why do you keep going back for seconds?"
King of the Hill
"Ann, would you excuse me for a moment?"
King of the Hill
"And while you're at it, blow her a kiss!"
King of the Hill
"But it does mean you've still got a chance."
King of the Hill
"- Now, can I give you a ride? - I live right there."
King of the Hill
"Driver."
King of the Hill
"HANK: I'm doing it. I'm a manner."
King of the Hill
"Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who"
King of the Hill
"Wait till my pastor hears about this. My God is a vengeful God."
King of the Hill
"My God, Hank."
King of the Hill
"All right, which one of you guys mooned the Governor?"
King of the Hill
"- No! - Yeah."
King of the Hill
"He had the opportunity and he took it."
King of the Hill
"Okay, let's clear the air."
King of the Hill
"No, I should say not."
King of the Hill
"Ann Richards. So glad to meet you."
King of the Hill
"We had fun, didn't we, Governor Richards?"
King of the Hill
"- You knew the whole time? - You took the fall for a friend..."
King of the Hill
"No, Bobby, I came to my senses."
King of the Hill
"And I can't wait to take you home and unwrap you..."
King of the Hill
"- Do you mind? - What?"
King of the Hill
"I'm dating a man who dumped Ann Richards."
King of the Hill
"then you lift the chain, go about 60 yards and that'll be the 35."
King of the Hill
"[Car tires screeching]"
King of the Hill
"- Come on, let's get some air. - All right."
King of the Hill
"I'm the one who should be jealous of you."
King of the Hill
"Maybe no one's ever taken the time to tell Dad how much better charcoal is."
King of the Hill
"the former Governor of Texas, the Honorable Ann Richards."
King of the Hill
"Did you get up her shirt?"
King of the Hill
"Did you hear that Bill dumped Ann Richards for me?"
King of the Hill
"- I do. - Not me."
King of the Hill
"[Exclaims]"
King of the Hill
"I'm sure there's some way we can accommodate you."
King of the Hill
"You live in Arlen. I live in..."
King of the Hill
"Well, she's taking me to a fancy ball."
King of the Hill
"All of them. Except for taste."
King of the Hill
"But you said... You wouldn't even tell me where you live."
King of the Hill
"Bill, you've made my evening."
King of the Hill
"and then have sex."
King of the Hill
"and he mooned Eleanor Roosevelt."
King of the Hill
"[Telephone ringing]"
King of the Hill
"He's a senator, is he?"
King of the Hill
"three, two and..."
King of the Hill
"ANN: Don't worry about Bill."
King of the Hill
"But these days it's all prime rib..."
King of the Hill
"Now, when your father asks us what we did while he was gone..."
King of the Hill
"Nobody remembers the detention, Hank. Everyone remembers the mooning."
King of the Hill
"It is no contest. The propane burger is much better."
King of the Hill
"She was having corn on the cob with that UPS guy."
King of the Hill
"I'm a grown man. Older, but wiser."
King of the Hill
"True, Lenore is 10 times hotter than Ann Richards..."
King of the Hill
"Thanks a lot, Mom."
King of the Hill
"Your father has got a nose like a Doberman."
King of the Hill
"[Hank screaming]"
King of the Hill
"Why is it always about asses with you, Hank?"
King of the Hill
"[Dale shushing]"
King of the Hill
"to find out charcoal is better to heat your house with, too."
King of the Hill
"PEGGY: Hello? HANK: Hi, it's me."
King of the Hill
"You may not remember me, but I've seen you on TV."
King of the Hill
"I cooked it the way I always cook it."
King of the Hill
"As in your ex-wife?"
King of the Hill
"Which is better? Charcoal or me?"
King of the Hill
"I know your mother's maiden name, your Social Security number..."
King of the Hill
"I know the way back to my car."
King of the Hill
"Well?"
King of the Hill