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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - The Mattress (S03E03)

"Hey, Jakey, the place on the corner"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Guys, guys, guys!"
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"No, I called you in here to change your lives!"
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"to his new goldfish, who lives in..."
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"An identical mason jar!"
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"There are two possible outcomes,"
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"So, will Hitchcock put fish food in Scully's lemonade,"
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"Now, you would think that"
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"putting fish food into lemonade..."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Ames, you're two minutes late."
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"I called all the emergency rooms."
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"I went home from your place to shower,"
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"But we went to bed so early."
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"No, I was up all night"
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"because your dumb, lumpy mattress is so uncomfortable."
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"No, I'm just tired."
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"with four vials of this, which is a new drug called..."
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"It's popping up on the corners."
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"It's called "your relationship," and I'm high on it."
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"- Roger that. - Yeah."
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"Hey, hey, hey. You can't call a kid stupid."
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"What if he's really stupid?"
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"Don't let Rosa fool you."
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"She's not that scary."
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"brought in the perp, so..."
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"Smooshing booties?"
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"and are BCC'd on all our emails to each other."
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"That's why HR Jim keeps high-fiving me."
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"There's no personal issues here."
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"- We've never even had a fight. - It's true."
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"Our only close call"
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"Good luck with the case."
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"I'm in a huff, that's what,"
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"Some clown clown-parked his clown car"
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"- Convertible? - Yeah, that's the one."
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"I saw you drove Gertie to work this morning,"
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"Gertie is our convertible."
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"She's a real peppy broad."
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"Thank you."
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"Great."
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"where taxi has been spotted on this map."
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"He said he'll point him out to us."
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"and me and Devon will be in an unmarked car here."
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"Didn't you mean "Devon and I"?"
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"Are you so proud of me?"
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"Are you super horny?"
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"That was just sexy workplace banter."
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"Nailed it."
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"I think it's cute."
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"We got a rabbit!"
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"♪ ♪"
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"All right; Let's split up and meet around back."
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"NYPD! Freeze!"
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"What? No, it doesn't."
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"That little dum-dum finished his homework early."
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"maybe we could brew a pot of nice, relaxing kava tea,"
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"- and then... - Spit it out."
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"What were you thinking?"
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"and I didn't think things through."
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"Rosa is your friend from before you were a criminal."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Can I talk to you for a minute?"
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"Can't you just let him off with a warning?"
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"This isn't Cagney calling Lacey a poopy-head."
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"Time-out?"
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"or you could just tell him what happened."
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"Just have some B-bone, Boyle."
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"You know that's my smallest bone."
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"Okay. I misjudged that one."
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"Um, your car is pretty far over the line."
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"And it won't be cheap."
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"And they're all about to be tested... bouncy-styles."
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"♪ Damn, she fine ♪"
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"That is much too much money."
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"Yeah, and it was worth it."
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"Look, mattresses are expensive, but they're an investment."
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"True, but it's also still just a mattress, you know?"
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"And it would be money well spent,"
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"But I already have a mattress."
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"I was tossing and turning."
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"What do I have to do, buy the mattress myself?"
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"- Yeah. - Super mellow and chill."
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"We're definitely falling in love."
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"Two matchbooks from the same hotel."
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"No one would take matches out like that."
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"Trust me; I smoked four cigarettes in college."
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"One to completion."
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"That's a code."
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"I want you two to go undercover"
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"Great, and thank you for saying it that way."
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"Hey, I've been looking for you."
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"a kind, nurturing presence can have on a young life."
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"Have you continued to dance?"
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"Well, that wasn't terrible."
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"See, Sarge?"
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"The captain is being irrational."
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"Right about..."
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"Timed it perfectly."
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"This is outrageous."
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"Your office was the garage."
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"Jake, why don't you just sit down?"
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"You know what your butt hates?"
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"You basically stalk her."
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"that you don't want to tell her about me?"
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"Look at the screen."
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"Yeah, because it's better."
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"Uh, okay, now you're just being crazy."
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"Your turn, Peralta."
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"Oh, my God. Did that work?"
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"Yeah, well, then you know that it was a straight-up"
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"You rode to work on his shoulders."
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"Neither of us owned a car,"
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"Then one spring day, Kevin showed up at my door"
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"He took the leap, and I'm so grateful that he did."
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"Absolutely."
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"The train is your old mattress."
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"- I got it. - Kevin is you."
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