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Clips from Fargo - Who Shaves the Barber? (S01E01)

"Halt!"
Fargo
"CHAZ: For Pearl, the Chief... even Sam Hess."
Fargo
"Who's ready for seconds?"
Fargo
"KITTY: It's breakfast time, though. It's supposed to be family time."
Fargo
"GORDO: One more page. CHAZ: That's not..."
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"NEWSCASTER: 700 to 1,000 people are without power..."
Fargo
"...thousands of fish fell from the sky. Oh, hon, listen to this."
Fargo
"...crews are out in force this morning, and will be working around the clock"
Fargo
"...as cleanup continues on what reporters are calling"
Fargo
"(CHILDREN CHATTERING)"
Fargo
"You're hurting me a little. Don't be such a baby."
Fargo
"Guys."
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"(GASPS)"
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"Uh..."
Fargo
"(RADIO CHATTER)"
Fargo
"So we're in the room with the stripper, yeah?"
Fargo
"SECRETARY: Mr. Nygaard, your wife is on one."
Fargo
"And they're tearing up the house."
Fargo
"Just... I'll be right there!"
Fargo
"Hold on a minute What? (INCOHERENT YELLING)"
Fargo
"(SIGHS)"
Fargo
"She got shot, Lester."
Fargo
"And they kill, You can't even..."
Fargo
"Three people murdered in two days,"
Fargo
"Lenny Potts missing..."
Fargo
"A kid?"
Fargo
"Gordo? My Gordo?"
Fargo
"And still, Gordo's the least of this. We searched the house."
Fargo
"(SIGHS)"
Fargo
"You had a shotgun pellet in your hand, same as killed Vern."
Fargo
"(SIGHS)"
Fargo
"(SIGHS)"
Fargo
"I know how much you loved her. I remember."
Fargo
"Ninth grade science class, Mrs. Nagutuck..."
Fargo
"and sits down and you look at me..."
Fargo
"But she was always..."
Fargo
"I know this is out of line, but..."
Fargo
"we all heard the stories."
Fargo
""Love? Is that what you think this is?" Or something like that."
Fargo
"Then I hear this sound. This... (SNAPS)"
Fargo
"And I'm... "An accident?" He hit her with a hammer."
Fargo
"Vern? Mmm-hmm."
Fargo
"(CLEARS THROAT)"
Fargo
"So then what happens? So then we go upstairs..."
Fargo
"And he goes in the back."
Fargo
"And now... And now, it's..."
Fargo
"Oh, I want you to throw the book at me. Put me in jail."
Fargo
"I had him and..."
Fargo
"I shot him twice."
Fargo
"I'll confess."
Fargo
"that's likely best. So..."
Fargo
"And I..."
Fargo
"I could have shot you just as easy."
Fargo
"(SIGHS)"
Fargo
"LOU: Gophers are playing."
Fargo
"How you doin' there then?"
Fargo
"but that's life, right? Sure."
Fargo
"(LAUGHING) That's our bread and butter."
Fargo
"Had a breakin, huh?"
Fargo
"Yeah, it's a little worse than a breakin."
Fargo
"Left arm."
Fargo
"And bend... bend..."
Fargo
"Or... did you wanna kill me standing?"
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"Look“. You know I can't..."
Fargo
"Right."
Fargo
"How do you know it's private?"
Fargo
"(WOMAN SCREAMS)"
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"Um..."
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"Dead."
Fargo
"Okay."
Fargo
"Okay."
Fargo
"This is a nightmare."
Fargo
"Not for me to say, sir."
Fargo
"Yeah. Yeah."
Fargo
"what's on the agenda for today?"
Fargo
"Yeah, her claim's been denied."
Fargo
"It seems Sam stopped paying the premium. (SCOFFS)"
Fargo
"I mean, we're in the same boat."
Fargo
"I'll head over. You don't wanna just call?"
Fargo
"...that Lester... on the day of the murder..."
Fargo
"Right... and hired Malvo to kill Hess."
Fargo
"these two boys come in from out of town asking questions."
Fargo
"Well, that's... that's ammunition, right?"
Fargo
"Took forever, but I got 'em to sign off on taking you home."
Fargo
"Glad you like them."
Fargo
"So he's got the stick in his mouth, right? Biting down."
Fargo
"Give him the old what for."
Fargo
"Speaking of..."
Fargo
"They did an experiment once."
Fargo
"Scientist took two glasses of water..."
Fargo
"calling it all kinds of names."
Fargo
"I swear to God. Mmm-mmm."
Fargo
"MAN: Is that shots?"
Fargo
"(GUNFIRE) (MAN GROANS)"
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"MAN: Call 911!"
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"MALVO: The boss man. (MAN GRUNTS)"
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"(ELEVATOR ASCENDING)"
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"MAN: He's gotta be in there."
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"MAN: Get him! Quick!"
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"MAN 22 Get him!"
Fargo
"(SCREAMING)"
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"Where are you... Hold on."
Fargo
"PEPPER: Can we just focus on the..."
Fargo
"You need to have fewer ideas."
Fargo
"...bad shit happens. Get back!"
Fargo
"FBI! We're FBI! MAN: Back! Get back!"
Fargo
"Okay, okay. PEPPER: Okay, we're good."
Fargo
"They have a game. Good."
Fargo
"so I'm numb by the time they get home."
Fargo
"Cheers. Cheers."
Fargo
"(CLEARS THROAT) Well, they should."
Fargo
"when I say these insurance companies,"
Fargo
"But I'm gonna get it, right?"
Fargo
"if you get my meaning."
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"(GINA MOANING)"
Fargo
"Slow down, tiger."
Fargo
"You're hurting me. I'm sorry."
Fargo
"Otherwise, fine. Where is everyone?"
Fargo
"Bill thinks 'cause of Chaz's temper..."
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"you know... the fear factor."
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