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Clips from Community (2009) - Physical Education (S01E01)

"It's a time of freedom and exploration,"
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"A time when a simple pillow fight..."
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"Between two innocent girls could turn into a steamy night..."
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"Of unbridled lust."
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"Britta knows all about it."
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"Okay, cool."
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"So you guys are gonna can't buy me love me, right?"
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"We're gonna what you?"
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"i>- Oh, he wants us to love don't cost a thing him."
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"That's so uncomfortable when they do that."
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"I can't believe it doesn't insult them."
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"Ahem."
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"All right, nobody here..."
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"Is can't buy me love-ing..."
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"Or love don't cost a thin g-ing anyone."
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"Because we've all seen enough afterschool specials..."
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"Sure glad there are no old people here."
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"This conversation would probably be total gibberish to them."
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"Jeff's unprecedentedly right about this."
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"Abed, when we find this girl,"
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"You're gonna approach her just the way you are,"
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"Because that's good enough."
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"Yeah, and then you can take her to a nice deli..."
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"And treat her to a baggel."
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"Hey, nice shooting. Good, clean strokes."
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"- Thanks. - Form a line, please!"
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"My name is coach bogner."
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"Welcome to the art of pool."
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"Which is a phys. Ed. Class."
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"Which means..."
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"That you all have to wear the proper equipment..."
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"At all times!"
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"So suit up."
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"See you back on the felt in five."
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"You're gonna look like an ass in those."
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"Shut up, leonard."
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"I talked to your son on family day."
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"Touche."
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"All right, everybody just hang out..."
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"Is the blonde who's reading right over there."
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"Whoa! That's her? She's pretty!"
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"Wh-which is not a surprise at all, abed."
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"Okay, abed, we're gonna be here for moral support."
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"Just go over there and do your thing."
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"- Okay. - Remember, be yourself."
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"- Got it. - Great."
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"- Abed... - Yeah?"
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"- What are you doing? - I'm being myself."
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"Go be yourself by jenny."
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"But I wouldn't go over there."
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"How do you know that?"
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"Well, do you think there's a version of yourself..."
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"Absolutely."
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"Could you be him?"
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"Oh! Oh..."
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"What the hell was that? A different version of me."
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"I think it was a vampire."
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"Hang on."
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"Abed, will you excuse us, please?"
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"Look, I know that we're all good people,"
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"And good people believe that people should be themselves."
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"But if abed is himself, he's gonna die alone."
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"And if we let him be someone else without our help--"
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"Be right back. I'm out of here."
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"- You're not in uniform. - Yeah, about that."
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"Do you have something against playing pool..."
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"With a full range of motion and optimal comfort?"
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"I'm comfortable in my own clothes."
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"- I bet you are. - I'm sorry?"
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"I said, I bet you're comfortable..."
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"Dressed like a model instead of an athlete,"
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"Sippin' martinis and smokin'..."
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"Instead of keeping your game on the table!"
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"Hey, listen, man."
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"You're implying I'm some sort of pool poser..."
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"Because I don't want to wear a bathing suit."
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"You're the weird one."
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"That's weird. Not me."
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"Nobody plays pool like that."
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"Yeah, well, what do you call this?"
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"I call that your personal business, okay?"
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"The desecration of america's coolest sport."
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"Yeah, ah, see?"
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"Right there. Ah! "coolest sport"!"
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"Okay, I want everybody to know what's going on here."
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"This hipster is dropping this class."
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"Because he cares more about what he looks like..."
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"Than how he's playing."
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"Oh, please."
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"You're the one with the rules about clothes."
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"All over that table."
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"Oh, is that a challenge?"
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"Huh? Because if you play me in pool,"
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"And if you can't do that,"
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"Well, my point's already made."
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"- I-I-I don't have anything to prove to you."
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"You're stupid."
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"This is stupid!"
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"Pool in shorts is stupid!"
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"Vanity, thy name is..."
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"His name."
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"It's the first day. I didn't catch it."
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"Okay, abed."
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"We know that, normally, you wouldn't approach a girl,"
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"But if you don't learn how, you won't get jenny."
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"Yeah, and you got two days."
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"What? I'm incentivizing him."
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"Also, if she's into abed, let's face it."
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"Anybody could hit that."
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"I understand--I need to change who I am..."
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"To someone more likable."
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"No, no, no, no, sweetie. It's not about changing."
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"It's about learning."
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"Learning to change?"
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"- No-- - no, it's--"
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"Clear the chickens off the runway."
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"I'll be the bad guy."
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"Yes, abed, you need to be someone else."
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"Someone who eventually gets a girlfriend."
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"Because I can't think of anything more frightening..."
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