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Clips from Van Helsing - Help Me (S01E01)

TV Series 2004 –2021 Season 1, Episode 1 43 min ★ 6.3/10 (26,822 ratings) 582 clips
Fantasy Drama Action

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Help Me 1 1
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Seen You 1 2
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Van Helsing
Blargh!
"Blargh!"
Van Helsing
Go ahead.
"Go ahead."
Van Helsing
Yeah, that's it, Doc.
"Yeah, that's it, Doc."
Van Helsing
I miss Kit Kats.
"I miss Kit Kats."
Van Helsing
That little chocolate candy
"That little chocolate candy"
Van Helsing
I miss Kit Kats.
"I miss Kit Kats."
Van Helsing
Hey, woah.
"Hey, woah."
Van Helsing
Easy there.
"Easy there."
Van Helsing
There's something dickin' around by the south west entrance.
"There's something dickin' around by the south west entrance."
Van Helsing
You just relax, Doc.
"You just relax, Doc."
Van Helsing
They're coming!
"They're coming!"
Van Helsing
Let us in! Please let us in! Open this door!
"Let us in! Please let us in! Open this door!"
Van Helsing
Do not attempt to open the door.
"Do not attempt to open the door."
Van Helsing
It's booby-trapped.
"It's booby-trapped."
Van Helsing
I can't compromise my mission with this, I'm sorry.
"I can't compromise my mission with this, I'm sorry."
Van Helsing
Yes, it's me, asshole!
"Yes, it's me, asshole!"
Van Helsing
That's a direct order!
"That's a direct order!"
Van Helsing
Let us in this place! Please open this
"Let us in this place! Please open this"
Van Helsing
Inside, go, go, go!
"Inside, go, go, go!"
Van Helsing
Go! Go! Go!
"Go! Go! Go!"
Van Helsing
He can't hear you.
"He can't hear you."
Van Helsing
Wendy!
"Wendy!"
Van Helsing
It must be serious... I'll explain it all when we're alone.
"It must be serious... I'll explain it all when we're alone."
Van Helsing
Oh, I am seriously glad you're still here!
"Oh, I am seriously glad you're still here!"
Van Helsing
What are you talking about?
"What are you talking about?"
Van Helsing
Hey, John! John!
"Hey, John! John!"
Van Helsing
End of discussion.
"End of discussion."
Van Helsing
Thanks for changing the codes on that door.
"Thanks for changing the codes on that door."
Van Helsing
Bastard.
"Bastard."
Van Helsing
Just be grateful I've still got the UV lights up and running.
"Just be grateful I've still got the UV lights up and running."
Van Helsing
I got cut off, tracked, chased all over hell.
"I got cut off, tracked, chased all over hell."
Van Helsing
Yeah, maybe.
"Yeah, maybe."
Van Helsing
Oh, buddy, a barrel of laughs.
"Oh, buddy, a barrel of laughs."
Van Helsing
Sleeping beauty.
"Sleeping beauty."
Van Helsing
I love what you've done with the place.
"I love what you've done with the place."
Van Helsing
It's ok. It's ok.
"It's ok. It's ok."
Van Helsing
Oh my god.
"Oh my god."
Van Helsing
She's a vampire!
"She's a vampire!"
Van Helsing
Do you think we're safe in here? Huh?
"Do you think we're safe in here? Huh?"
Van Helsing
With one of those things pent up and then some...
"With one of those things pent up and then some..."
Van Helsing
I don't even know what, in that other room, huh?
"I don't even know what, in that other room, huh?"
Van Helsing
I mean, he's an animal.
"I mean, he's an animal."
Van Helsing
it's not a surprise he becomes an animal.
"it's not a surprise he becomes an animal."
Van Helsing
obviously I was a little...
"obviously I was a little..."
Van Helsing
Yeah, she was...
"Yeah, she was..."
Van Helsing
At least let me out there.
"At least let me out there."
Van Helsing
Really, I don't, but my wife's stuck out there.
"Really, I don't, but my wife's stuck out there."
Van Helsing
It's too dangerous.
"It's too dangerous."
Van Helsing
You know what it's like, you've been out there.
"You know what it's like, you've been out there."
Van Helsing
Listen!
"Listen!"
Van Helsing
So we stay inside.
"So we stay inside."
Van Helsing
Alright.
"Alright."
Van Helsing
I can't believe the Doc.
"I can't believe the Doc."
Van Helsing
And then all hell broke loose,
"And then all hell broke loose,"
Van Helsing
Yeah, pretty much.
"Yeah, pretty much."
Van Helsing
And I never said they were staying.
"And I never said they were staying."
Van Helsing
That's very true, you did not.
"That's very true, you did not."
Van Helsing
Maybe a couple of the others if I feel like I can trust them.
"Maybe a couple of the others if I feel like I can trust them."
Van Helsing
Always something about acting out.
"Always something about acting out."
Van Helsing
Don't... watch that there.
"Don't... watch that there."
Van Helsing
Hiding in holes in basements, anywhere you can think of.
"Hiding in holes in basements, anywhere you can think of."
Van Helsing
and you just decide to throw in together.
"and you just decide to throw in together."
Van Helsing
You're running.
"You're running."
Van Helsing
The feeders, smarter...
"The feeders, smarter..."
Van Helsing
You don't know what it's like out there.
"You don't know what it's like out there."
Van Helsing
Robinson Crusoe!
"Robinson Crusoe!"
Van Helsing
Now, while they're not here.
"Now, while they're not here."
Van Helsing
Yeah, let's do it.
"Yeah, let's do it."
Van Helsing
Oh, my god! Please help me!!!
"Oh, my god! Please help me!!!"
Van Helsing
I'm sorry!
"I'm sorry!"
Van Helsing
Oh.
"Oh."
Van Helsing
I can't believe
"I can't believe"
Van Helsing
I lied.
"I lied."
Van Helsing
Yeah. Yeah, I hear ya.
"Yeah. Yeah, I hear ya."
Van Helsing
We gotta protect Sleeping Beauty.
"We gotta protect Sleeping Beauty."
Van Helsing
I'm not so sure about that.
"I'm not so sure about that."
Van Helsing
I was...
"I was..."
Van Helsing
I don't know.
"I don't know."
Van Helsing
You were an animal last night.
"You were an animal last night."
Van Helsing
I don't know what you're talking about.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Van Helsing
Back off.
"Back off."
Van Helsing
I don't know what happened here.
"I don't know what happened here."
Van Helsing
I don't know where I am.
"I don't know where I am."
Van Helsing
while you've been here sleeping.
"while you've been here sleeping."
Van Helsing
And this whole story of yours is just a little too weird.
"And this whole story of yours is just a little too weird."
Van Helsing
Back up.
"Back up."
Van Helsing
Hey, hey.
"Hey, hey."
Van Helsing
Break it up.
"Break it up."
Van Helsing
Hey, what'd I tell you about this woman?
"Hey, what'd I tell you about this woman?"
Van Helsing
Here, I got you some... clothes.
"Here, I got you some... clothes."
Van Helsing
she's dead.
"she's dead."
Van Helsing
I'm sorry but that's just a fact.
"I'm sorry but that's just a fact."
Van Helsing
The world went to shit a couple years ago.
"The world went to shit a couple years ago."
Van Helsing
Years?
"Years?"
Van Helsing
Just give me a chance to figure it out.
"Just give me a chance to figure it out."
Van Helsing
Axel, the other marine, you know, he's ok,
"Axel, the other marine, you know, he's ok,"
Van Helsing
I'll help you out.
"I'll help you out."
Van Helsing
Ok. Vanessa.
"Ok. Vanessa."
Van Helsing
So can you tell me?
"So can you tell me?"
Van Helsing
We got sent in here to pick up a dead body.
"We got sent in here to pick up a dead body."
Van Helsing
so, you know, you decide.
"so, you know, you decide."
Van Helsing
And so you guys here, you were...
"And so you guys here, you were..."
Van Helsing
Whatever it is.
"Whatever it is."
Van Helsing
I figured you'd tell me after you woke up.
"I figured you'd tell me after you woke up."
Van Helsing
I have no idea.
"I have no idea."
Van Helsing
I mean, I'm nothing special.
"I mean, I'm nothing special."
Van Helsing
she said you should have died already.
"she said you should have died already."
Van Helsing
Very slow, very quiet.
"Very slow, very quiet."
Van Helsing
Hey, hey, hey!
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Van Helsing
What's going on here?
"What's going on here?"
Van Helsing
Shoot me if you want.
"Shoot me if you want."
Van Helsing
But I'm getting out of this place right now.
"But I'm getting out of this place right now."
Van Helsing
I promise you.
"I promise you."
Van Helsing
you're just gonna walk past all my booby traps,
"you're just gonna walk past all my booby traps,"
Van Helsing
Alright, listen, this is what we're gonna do.
"Alright, listen, this is what we're gonna do."
Van Helsing
You get some pants on and join us.
"You get some pants on and join us."
Van Helsing
Alright, that suits me.
"Alright, that suits me."
Van Helsing
Fine by me.
"Fine by me."
Van Helsing
Where are you two heading off to?
"Where are you two heading off to?"
Van Helsing