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Clips from Married with Children - Dump of My Own (S03E03)

"and I've got the flu."
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"You mean just sit on the couch"
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"and pretend you don't exist?"
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"Yes."
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"Like that time you broke your foot?"
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"Yes!"
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"Just for one week, Peg."
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"Can you do it for me, please?"
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"Aw, you're so cute when you beg."
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"[BOTH LAUGH]"
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"Uh, Peg, there's just one other thing."
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"If you have to steal for the lottery,"
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"for one week, steal from the kids, okay?"
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"Oh, Peg. You know, a funny thing happened."
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"I was at the gas station the other day, and..."
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"I was rubbing my eyes."
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"This mechanic came over to me, and he said,"
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"What do you think he meant?"
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"Well, you know how foreigners are, honey."
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"They think they own everything."
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"TV ANNOUNCER: Congratulations to our $60 million winner,"
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"Mr. Soo Lum Park."
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"[CLICK]"
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"Oh, leave me alone."
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"You know, the living room seems so much bigger"
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"without the Ferguson."
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"Yeah,"
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"This must be quite a moment for your father."
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"He's in there, breaking in the Ferguson as we speak."
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"Must be having fun."
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"How was it, Al?"
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"I don't know, Peg."
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"I'm constipated."
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"This is the worst day of my life."
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"I wonder if this ever happened to Dad."
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"Do you want me"
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"to undercook you some chicken, honey?"
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"No, but thanks anyway, Peg."
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"It'll take something a lot stronger than raw chicken"
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"to get me fixed up."
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"for the rest of our exciting ABC lineup:"
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"and the award-winning thirtysomething."
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"[DOOR SHUTS]"
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"[TOILET FLUSHES]"
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"AL: Now, that's a man's flush."
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"And you know, in school,"
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"Al, honey, how can we afford a new bathroom?"
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"Now, can I borrow some money for the lottery?"
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"blond hair just grows out of your head?"
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"a toilet bowl like my dad had."
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"Now, stand back and feast your eyes on..."
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"And my dad could play it like a violin."
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"How long will it take him to build the bathroom?"
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"doing it himself, is he?"
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"but I harbored a deep resentment."
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"You're kidding."
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"I hocked those the other day for a tank of gas,"
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"You know all the words."
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"I've been having these wild parties."
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"Yeah, well, people hear you got a husband,"
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"Well, okay, Peg, if you think that winning the lottery"
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"[WHIRS]"
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"I just wish I could figure out"
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"[***]"
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"Ah, you know how"
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"I just know my lottery numbers are gonna come up,"
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"this!"
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"It's a dream, Al."
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"and we...gang-fix the sink."
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"[BOTH LAUGH]"
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"false alarm, Principal's office, the usual."
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"he took away our allowance."
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"I had to go to the bathroom,"
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"That's a man's flush, Bud."
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"Yeah, Dad."
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"I'll do it, Al."
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