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Clips from The Young Ones - Demolition (S01E01)

"Listen, Jerzei..."
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"Jeremy, if you're worried about the rent, I've got it sussed."
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"Gentlemen, house meeting in the hall, two seconds, be there!"
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"I hope you marry Scottish person like Lulu, yes?"
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"(WHISPERING)"
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"I'm not really foreign, y'know."
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"(LIVERPOOL ACCENT) I just do it to appear more sophisticated."
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"Nobody'd buy Evian water if it was called Blackburn water, eh?"
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"Nobody'd wear Kicker boots if they were made in Scunthorpe."
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"Arthur, Betty, Boris and Angela!"
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"A former pipe-fitter welder from Harrogate!"
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"Back to the acting!"
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"- OK, Jerzei. - Yes?"
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"About the rent. Oh, I nearly forgot! Two men wanted to see you."
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"No, they were with the Moscow Dynamos ice hockey squad."
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"Said I'd never heard of you."
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"OK, I see, is good joke? Is earthy English humour, yes?"
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"Like seaside postcard from Leicester?"
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"Yes, so we'll pay the rent another time, cool?"
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"Yes, that's absolutely ice-box!"
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"See you later, Ford Anglia!"
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"I hate him! D'you think he really is British?"
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"He knows about the Mersey sound!"
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"Shut up! I'm stirring my coffee!"
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"Listen...we got a letter from the council."
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"They're gonna demolish the house tomorrow."
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"But I was gonna make it an entertainment complex. This room's a roller disco."
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"He's bloomin' right, y'know."
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"(''ELEVEN PLUS ELEVEN'' BY NINE BELOW ZERO )"
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"There's no need to worry. I've a plan with which to thwart them!"
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"Oh, wow. A wet bum."
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"Just what I need, far out!"
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"A plan! Hey, now we're in the same supermarket."
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"You agree the council must be thwarted, right?"
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"Does this face empty knickers?"
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"That, I don't know."
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"But when the council come tomorrow,"
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"Step back, recoil. I want to study the angles. I'm not talking fishing!"
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"- Give me the letter. - The letter, with pleasure."
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"Vyvyan, this isn't our house!"
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"Woods...and the darkness."
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"And the howling wind."
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"Will the snows never cease?"
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"They seem to reach back forever."
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"They began the night Uncle Volga died."
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"On the night we heard the shot."
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"If only we were deaf."
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"and laughter and young people?"
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"How we laughed!"
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"''Ahh-ahh!'' we would go."
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"''Eee-eee!''"
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"Was the food richer then?"
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"Or have we just forgotten?"
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"It was...sort of crunchy."
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"The woods and the darkness..."
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"And the howling wind."
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"Will the snows never cease?"
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"Could you be quiet? I'm trying to watch my favourite programme."
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"- Will you stop it, Vyvyan? - Listen..."
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"If we don't smash the house up, the council will demolish it tomorrow."
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"He's right, they're gonna knock the house down tomorrow."
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"That's all very well, but, after years of stagnation,"
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"TV has woken up to the need for locally-based minority programmes,"
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"made by amateurs and of interest to only two people!"
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"It's important, right? It's now and I want to watch!"
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"The council are gonna knock the house down."
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"Lets shake some action here on 2"
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"with a new programme for young adults: NozinAround."
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"# NozinAroun, NozinAround"
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"# NozinAroun, NozinAround"
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"# NozinAroun, NozinAround"
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"# NozinAroun, NozinAround #"
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"Hi, my name's Baz."
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"Me and my mates thought that TV just wasn't NOW, right?"
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"I expect, like us, you're not into what your old man's into, right?"
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"So we just thought we'd have a programme for us."
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"N-O-Z, Z for Zap!"
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"Like unemployment...Maggie!"
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"Hey, hey! Yeah! Really great!"
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"I'll be looking at what it's like to be a young unemployed adult!"
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"More young adults are unemployed 'cause they can't find work."
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"If you haven't got a job, you're out of work, which means only one thing:"
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"unemployment!"
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"Yeah, got you back! All right!"
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"Thanks a lot, Maggie, worth listening to."
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"After all, it's our world, too, kids! Right!"
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"- Right... - Really great. Hi!"
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"OK, thanks, Maggie."
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"- Getting down? - Right down, thank you."
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"- Rol... - Baz?"
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"A lot of my mates say to me, ''Baz, what's the point?''"
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"What would you say to them?"
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"Drop in and see him for a chat at the Poly."
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"Good 'un, Rol!"
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"If you're on the dole, go and see Rol!"
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"Yeah, right. Thanks a lot there, Rol."
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"Our world, too!"
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"Here we go with Street Level."
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"I'm 16, old enough to get married, but I can't drink in pubs."
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"I'm 16, right? I can join the Army, the Air Force and the Navy."
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"But I can't drink in pubs."
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"A lot of people say young adults are violent, right?"
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"How would you feel if you were old enough to have intercourse,"
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"yet you could not drink in pubs, huh?"
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"There you go. That's the problem."
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"What do you do of an evening if you're young and can't go to pubs?"
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"What I think is if the kids are united, we'll never be divided!"
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"The council are gonna knock us down."
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"The council have okayed it, babes, OK?"
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"Oh, right on! Right on!"
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"Typical!"
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"Human beings are the last consideration."
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"Not the street, just us! We're a health hazard."
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"Because the letter is signed T Smith, Miss, see? See?"
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"I even believe it's perfumed."
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"- Dust the duvet, I'll handle this. - I'll handle this!"
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"I'll handle this!"
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"I can't handle this."
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"When they come, I'll hide in the wall and pretend to be thermal insulation."
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"When they knock the wall down... Boom Shankar!"
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