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Clips from The Young Ones - Demolition (S01E01)

"House! House! House!"
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"Oh, you are made of stone, But you're not a lone...ly house."
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"I am here."
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"I've got myself a walking, talking, living, walking, living doll..."
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"This isn't the house to be demolished!"
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"It's the other side of town."
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"Excuse me!"
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"Another half hour. Just a bit more time, OK?"
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"Some of these bricks explode! That's good, innit?"
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"Excuse me."
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"Why don't you just go and live in Iran? Or Russia?"
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"Listen, I've stewed up some lentils and seaweed as a..."
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"Rick, what are you doing with my crucifix?"
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"I think I should lay this one on you, man."
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"That's a really negative way to kill yourself."
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"I've tried hundreds of times. You can't hammer in the last nail!"
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"Excuse me."
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"Are you the lease owner of the premises?"
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"Er...I'm being hassled in the street by a chick!"
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"Don't make me paranoid, man!"
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"Stop making him paranoid, you slag!"
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"Maybe just once I'd like to keep the lentils off the floor."
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"- So who turns on your bulb at night? - I'm sorry...?"
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"If the world's an egg, I'm the lion stamped on it."
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"Thank you. I need your rent book."
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"You know the French for ''duvet''? I'm talking 100% cotton."
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"- That's enough... - Open mouth surgery?"
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"Feel my scalpel. Done it on a beanbag? I do it INSIDE 'em!"
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"All right. Aaaaargh!"
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"(ALARMS RING)"
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"Don't worry, lads. These bastards won't get away with this."
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"(WORKMEN JEER)"
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"Me, too."
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"But it's safer than crossing the road."
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"- But we have to do that, too. - Best not to think about it."
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"(RICK) Oh, no, that plane is going crash on us."
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"(HUGE CRASH AND EXPLOSION)"
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"I see things much more clearly now."
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"He looks well on it, though, doesn't he?"
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"Solzhenitsyn? Solzhenitsyn?"
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"How can they, the council, destroy the House of Mike?"
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"- Wet feet! Nice one, Vyvyan. - I thought you were dead."
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"That's no reason to hassle me on the toilet!"
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"Roland Percival, who's Careers Officer at East London Poly."
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"So, a real message of hope and good cheer from Roland, an ace guy!"
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"When will the government realise that young adults are responsible people?"
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"There's no difference. You think there is, but there isn't!"
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"They are F-A-B, that's English for stupid. Fantastic!"
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"- Well, whose is it, then? - Somebody else's!"
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"But surely, your mates must realise there definitely IS a point!"
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"Oh, right on!"
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"OK, that's good."
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"But it could've been very bad!"
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"Remember when this very room was filled with light"
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"I'm standing up here 'cause that's what this programme's about: shock!"
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"- But I live in the launderette! - Yeah, it's OK, because..."
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"'Cause we may not be the Young Ones"
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"I could murder a curry!"
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"- I've an uncle called Dusty. - Are these lentils South African?"
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"- Where is my biro? - Here, use mine."
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"they'll find the house already demolished from within."
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"Come on, man. You'd be doing me a favour."
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"It'll take ten weeks to starve another one."
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"I should stress that you must have a degree."
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"Pretty angry stuff, right?"
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"You bastard! You complete and utter bastard!"
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"Oh, God! No sugar!"
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"That doesn't mean I want you to seduce my parrot!"
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"A woman is only a woman, but a concordance is a meal.'' Ha-ha!"
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"Hi, baby."
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"Sh! Sh! Sssssh!"
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"The voice of youth! They're still wearing flared trousers!"
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"but it's all right 'cause I've got the dirtiest bit."
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"I think Special Patrol Group is a stupid name for a hamster."
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"And this is it, Nozin' Aroun', yeah!"
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"Now it's the part of the programme where you, yeah, you the viewers,"
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"The Young Ones"
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"No one phoned you, Mike. Well..."
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"Funny comedians with the wigs and buckets of water."
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"Jeremy, actually!"
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"It's a programme for young adults made by young adults,"
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"Right, it's time for a natter with our very special guest,"
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"(EXPLOSIONS IN THE DISTANCE)"
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"When they get back, tell them I'm incredibly sorry, right?"
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"- Er...what name? - You're learning, that's good."
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"Take any street, an English street, filled with life, hope and poetry..."
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"Cutting bodies for my course."
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"Did you see that?"
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"I am liking your Harold Macmillan."
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"Why don't you listen to ME?"
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"It struck me that, considering what I'm gonna do tonight,"
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"Basically the problem is this."
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