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Clips from The Young Ones - Demolition (S01E01)

"A bit like an aeroplane."
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"- I don't think you're an aeroplane. - Sycophant!"
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"I think we ought to get it together maybe to eat something, huh?"
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"- Eaten any good books lately? - Oh, don't!"
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"I just stuff down a few pages of The Guardian before I rush out."
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"I nibbled a few lines of ''Hippolytus'' the other day at number 32."
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"Lucky you!"
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"Euripides is my dream poet."
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"Wonderful."
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"This should raise a dry smile..."
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"- Knock knock. - Wonderful! Who's there?"
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"- Euripides. - Euripides who?"
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"Euripides trousers, you menda these trousers!"
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"Argh! A rat!"
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"Oh, wow, man, that's really heavy, man."
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"My grandfather made that guitar out of matches on his deathbed."
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"I hate rats, OK?"
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"It's what he would have wanted."
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"Guys, I'm sorry the meal got a bit uncool, like, floorwise,"
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"Ha-ha-ha!"
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"Did a guy with a lisp phone?"
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"- ..we haven't got a telephone. - Yeah, I know."
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"- But did a guy with a lisp phone? - No, he didn't."
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"Did he say anything about the bananas?"
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"- You said he didn't phone! - He didn't!"
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"Well, erm..."
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"Why don't you become a policeman? Become a pig?"
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"There's no difference, y'know? Ow, ow!"
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"I suppose you hate gay people! Hippie!"
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"Just don't bring me down again."
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"Where's my biro?"
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"- This is my biro. - I didn't think you wanted it."
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"- But look, it's half empty. - It was just lying there, Rick!"
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"Neil...what are you doing, Neil?"
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"To make a meal, Neil?"
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"Surreal!"
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"''From totalitarian vegetables."
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"How much does it cost, Neil?''"
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"Actually, it's about �4.50 each."
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"4.50?!"
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"I'm not paying you to eat black men!"
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"I can be a pig and do that for free!"
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"When I eat a meal worth 4.50, I'm not paying for it, got me?"
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"Yeah, OK, OK, like house meeting, OK?"
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"I know 4.50 is a lot of bread for a lentil casserole, but I did a lot."
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"I should do, like, thirteen portions."
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"Thirteen?! What are you doing, starting a football team?"
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"No, no. Killing myself. This is my Last Supper, right?"
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"I've finished my gallows. It's far out, you should see it."
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"Oh, far out!"
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"Really great. Woodstock!"
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"Fine, great, yeah!"
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"Why don't you sit in the supper, man?"
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"- I've been down the morgue. - Fine, great."
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"Let's talk about death. Don't consider my feelings, will you?"
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"None of you ever listens to a word I say!"
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"- That's because you're very boring. - Oh!"
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"I suppose you think peace and freedom and equality are boring, too?"
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"- Yes, they are! - Fallen into my trap."
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"Then why isn't Cliff Richard boring, clever trousers? Tell me that!"
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"OK, lads, erm..."
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"This is it. I'm going. This is the final moment, OK? Right."
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"- I've got a leg. - Hey, that's not unusual."
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"No, look."
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"I'm supposed to write an essay on it, but..."
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"..I think I'll stick it on the bonnet of my car."
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"Bye, then."
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"OK, hold back, no previous. The scotch egg's another story."
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"Nice angle on the wall, I like your style."
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"Had me fooled. That's only part of the puzzle."
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"Most days you come through the door."
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"Sometimes you even open it!"
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"But today you suddenly changed your routine. Why?"
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"You in trouble, Vyv? Eh?"
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"You the final sausage in the fridge? Someone after you with the clingfilm?"
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"No. We got a letter from the council. And nobody's fed my hamster!"
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"Erm..."
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"I'll see you on the other side, OK? This is it, I'm going, OK?"
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"- Yeah, see you, Neil. - Yeah, bye, Neil!"
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"And you can forget about the bread."
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"- It's just like going to sleep. - But I'm an insomniac."
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"So what are you worried about?"
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"Oh, yeah. Thanks, Mike. Bye."
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"Nobody's fed Special Patrol Group, have they?"
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"Sure the letter wasn't a packing case or a tea chest?"
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"OK, I'll change it, then. Hello, Cliff Richard!"
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"Bastard!"
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"Aargh! Aargh!"
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"Thanks a lot, Vyvyan!"
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"You know I'm a vegetarian!"
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"You should feed that hamster more often."
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"- I don't want to spoil him, OK? - He looks like reduced beans."
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"# One, two, three oclock, four oclock rock"
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"Five, six, seven oclock, eight oclock rock..."
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"Well, that's put the rent up by a third!"
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"I really screwed that up."
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"I'd look pretty stupid if anyone was watching."
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"Ooh, look at that?"
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"- Should've had a shorter rope. - Hm, a bit shorter."
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"What that lad needs is a good, hard... (DING DING)"
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"I never knew there was so much in it!"
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"Vyvyan, I don't wanna get specific,"
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"but if you knock that wall down the house'll collapse."
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"And there's my duvet and passport collection."
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"- We've a letter from the council. - What letter? Clarity, elucidate!"
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"Hello, everybody!"
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"Hello, my little Thunderbird puppet! Thunderbirds are go!"
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"# Come on, let's twist again, like we did last summer, yeah, yeah!"
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"# Let's twist again, like we didn't do in Moscow #"
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"'Cause I've never been there. I am English person."
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"I like very much your punk rock stars."
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"Your Lulu, your Dave Clark Five!"
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"Mikey, look, I have some Coca-Cola, we have party, yes?"
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"OK, let's dance! Let's do the fog!"
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"Mr Balowski! We have residents' rights!"
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"You're supposed to knock."
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"Don't you think it's a nice house?"
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"Is good house, is clean house. Michael Caine and Twiggy, yes?"
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"So maybe sometime you pay me rent,"
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"then we go milk bar for soda pop?"
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