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Clips from Seinfeld - The Doorman (S06E06)

"Oh, I'm sorry. I require 24 hours' notice for a cancellation."
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"I am really glad I took the day off."
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"Oh, yeah. There's nothing better than skiing."
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"Yeah. God, I hope my clients weren't too upset."
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"The hell with them."
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"What are you stopping here for?"
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"I'm dropping you off."
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"...I have to go all the way around Central Park West, back to Columbus."
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"She'd driven me 120 miles, then all of a sudden..."
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"...three blocks from my door, she decides this trip is over."
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"- Isn't that strange? - Yes, it's very strange, very strange."
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"It's as if I was hitchhiking and she said, This is as far as I can take you."
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"Yeah. All right. I gotta go."
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"- Hi, Jerry. - Hi, Mary."
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"Listen, I've decided I can't kiss hello anymore."
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"I'm sorry. It's nothing personal. It makes me uncomfortable. I'm sorry."
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"- Hi, Jerry. - Hi, Louise. I was just telling Mary..."
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"...how I'm not gonna do the kiss-hello thing anymore. I'm sorry."
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"- Hello. - Jerry?"
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"Well, he said no. He says we have no proof."
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"...an above-average-performing growth mutual fund for 53 years-"
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"- Hey. Hi, Cosmo. - Oh, hey. Jack. How you doing?"
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"I was wondering, could you get to that shower today, you think?"
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"Oh, I see. When you need something done, then you're friendly to people."
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"It's a big building, Seinfeld. Maybe I'll get to it someday..."
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"...after I take care of the people that are civil to each other."
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"Yeah, she's upstairs playing cards."
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"She really doesn't belong here. My uncle put her here..."
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"...because he's trying to prove he doesn't owe my mother $50."
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"- Buddy? - Yes, that's his name."
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"He's right over there."
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"I'm sorry. I don't owe you anything."
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"- Elaine. - George."
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"Good luck."
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"...and I had to carry my skis and my boots and my poles all the way home."
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"Wednesday?"
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"That's your personal business? Skiing?"
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"- How did you hear that? - I hear everything."
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"All right, why don't you two just take your business elsewhere."
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"Why? What's wrong with my hair?"
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"I think it's a little old-fashioned, don't you?"
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"- Tell her. - She's right."
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"Oh, yeah. He won $1000. His son was there too."
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"- Leo? - Yeah, that's it. Leo."
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"He used to steal my soda bottles and cash them in for the deposit."
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"Is that so?"
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"Uncle Leo..."
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"He just told me quite a story about you and Grandpa at the track."
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"- Wait a second. - You're busted."
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"Hey, Jeff. What's happening?"
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"Mary. Oh, Mary."
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"Look, why don't you do everybody a favour and just get out of this building."
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"- Hi, Mary. - Oh, hi, Jeff. How are you?"
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"Hi, Steve. How are you?"
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"- Hey, let's go get some coffee. - Great idea."
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"- Hi. - Hey, could I use your shower?"
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"What, again? You took one this morning."
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"I got a date. Come on. Please."
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"- Wendy here? - No, no. She changed her hairstyle."
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"And get some of those blue corn chips."
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"Hi. I like that."
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"- Who was that? - That was Stephanie, 2G."
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"Oh, man."
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"- You got quite a few people in here. - Well, I'd invite you in..."
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"...but, you know."
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"...it is now the vilest, most disgusting thing that you can encounter."
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"I wish the flamenco was popular here."
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"- Yeah? Would you do it? - Yes, I think I would."
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"She has trouble distinguishing between the past and the present."
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"Not necessarily. Mustard lends itself to the squeeze."
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"Yeah, there she is."
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"Somehow it mushroomed. Now I dread seeing her because of it."
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"Let me give you my card."
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"- Bye, Jerry. - Bye."
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"- What are you getting? - And what's with that hairdo?"
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"Don't they have them in the plastic squeeze containers?"
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"Well, here's the bottle."
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"All right."
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"Oh, come on, Jerry. If everybody knew everybody..."
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"- You sure Wendy's coming? - Yeah, she'll be here any second."
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"Yeah, I was at Nana's yesterday. I had to help her open a ketchup bottle."
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"...and he was supposed to give you 50?"
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"Do you know what the interest on that $50 comes to over 53 years?"
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"...and that's figuring conservatively at 5 percent interest..."
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"Well, he's not getting away with this."
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"How about an intercourse hello? How would that be?"
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"Elaine, now you're being ridiculous."
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"Oh, look at that. I'm almost out of Klondike bars."
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"All right, fine. Put my picture up. What do I care?"
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"- Oh, hello. - Hi."
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"- She is super. - Yeah."
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"Every person I see engages me in this long, boring, tedious conversation."
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"...for liberating you from your world of loneliness and isolation."
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"- What do you mean? - She had some personal affairs..."
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"- Oh, no. I'm three more blocks. - If I take you right to your door..."
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"I had to carry my skis and my boots and my poles."
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"- Okay, I will. - Do you realise..."
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"- What's up? - I gotta go visit my Nana in the home."
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"I've been defaced."
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"Oh, sure. You have insurance, right?"
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"Oh, what an obnoxious little kid."
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"...and told him to give $50 to his sister."
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"Hey, Steve. How you doing?"
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"- I'll go get some more beer. - Oh, yeah. Great."
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"Oh, I understand."
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"Oh, no."
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"You think you could give me some treatment?"
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"That is a good idea."
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"...should somehow be able to get out of that skull and go off on its own..."
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"- I have to go over my grandmother's. - What for?"
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"I got it."
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"Well, I knew you had an affinity for it..."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Thank you. I actually was thinking it might be time for a change."
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"No, I told you I admire your hearing."
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"Oh, I could never say anything to her about that."
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"Hi, Mom. What's happening with Uncle Leo? Is he paying you?"
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"I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello..."
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"- Yeah. - You think I want another family?"
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"I'm having trouble lifting my arm."
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