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Clips from The Dictator (2012)

"provided you do not use B.P.'s drilling rigs."
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"Some of those reserves are in densely populated areas."
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"So, you're going to make billions."
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"I love George Clooney!"
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"He gay? He suck my dick?"
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"No, those are just rumors. Are you a homosexual?"
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"No, no, no, it's more of a power trip with me."
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"Everybody has a price."
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"I am so honored to be able to help you."
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"Finally, somebody who knows who I am."
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"You're the Wadiyan dissident who was standing up to that asshole Aladeen."
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"It was so brave of you."
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"- My name is Zoey. - I don't care."
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"- Allison? - Right. Allison."
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"Burgers."
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"Nice to meet you, Allison Burgers."
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"- You know, I... - Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Allison, could you please take your hands off my breasts?"
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"Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy."
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"So, yeah, this is my store!"
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"We are a vegan, feminist, non-profit cooperative operating"
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"We are a pure democracy,"
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"just like Wadiya's going to be soon!"
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"Get me clothes, little man."
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"Oh, you know what, there's some in the Earthquake Relief box"
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"So, Allison, we're the only store in New York,"
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"Okay, that came off as kind of offensive."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, wait. I got it. Humor. Right?"
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"where we do water birth. Have you ever seen a water birth?"
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"Not a water birth, but I've seen a water death."
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"Wow, Was it moving?"
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"You seem educated."
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"Yes. I went to Amherst."
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"I love it when women go to school."
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"It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates."
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"Okay. Well, hey, Allison,"
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"you know, we'd love to have you work here if you ever wanted to."
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"All of our employees are political refugees, just like you!"
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"There's Hannah over here."
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"Useful as what? A coat hanger?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Okay. I tell you what, get back to work, Captain Hook!"
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"-"Captain Hook." It's funny. - No, it's not funny."
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"Who's that?"
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"Oh, this is Joseph."
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"He's from a Sudanese tribe that has no concept of money."
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"His entire village was ransacked."
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"No!"
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"Okay. Time out! Time out."
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"That is very inappropriate."
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"Don't tell me what to say and what not to say, little boy."
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"You need to put that finger away."
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"I won't put my finger away because..."
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"- Ow! - Okay"
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"If you do not stop using hateful language, you cannot work here."
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"All right. I promise."
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"Justin Bieber's chubby double!"
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"When will the Supreme Leader be better?"
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"In time."
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"Being Aladeen has its perks, does it not?"
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"(EFAWADH GRUNTING)"
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"What are you doing?"
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"No."
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"They are trying to pleasure you."
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"No!"
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"Supreme Leader! The girls!"
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"Girls, show him your bosoms."
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"(EVERYBODY HURTS PLAYING IN ARABIC)"
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"I lost my beard!"
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"You don't got a pass, you don't get in."
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"But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the fucking Internet!"
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"How much do you charge for assassinations?"
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"Why is this happening to me?"
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"All I ever did was steal my country's wealth"
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"Why is it always the good guys'? Why?"
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Wait, You look very familiar."
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"Do I know you?"
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"(CHUCKLES) Sorry."
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"Don't worry. I'm 50% to blame."
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"No! No! Supreme Leader!"
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"this is the place for you. This way. Here we go."
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"NO! No!"
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"(MOOING)"
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"Allison Burgers."
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"Ladis."
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"Ladis what?"
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"Ladis Washerum."
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"So your name is like the sign. "Ladies Washroom"?"
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"- Ooh! - That is a made-up name."
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"What is your real name?"
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"I am interested. We are interested."
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"Emploice."
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"Emploice.,.Muswashans."
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"That is a made-up name."
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"- Uh-uh. - Mmm-hmm."
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"What is your real name?"
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"- There's a number in the name? - Mmm."
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"Who are you? An Aladeen sympathizer?"
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"No, no, no! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay. No, no, no!"
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"It's Aladeen! It's Aladeen without the beard!"
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"This is my cousin. I see you've all met him."
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"He's very simple and backwards. I'm sorry,"
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"- Sorry. - WAITER: It's okay, sit."
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"Have a seat, cousin."
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"WAITER: Very sorry. My apologies. Enjoy."
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"What are you doing here? And what has happened to your beard?"
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"How are you alive?"
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"How am I... Wait. You don't know'?"
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"No."
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"Every single person you had executed is still alive."
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"We all live here in Little Wadiya."
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"The executioner, he is a member of the Resistance!"
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"You mean I never executed anybody?"
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"No."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"Nadal, you must help me get back into power."
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"I have a perfectly good job here. I'm a Mac Genius!"
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"Oh. What do you do?"
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