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Clips from The Dictator (2012)

"to "Aladeen" instead of "Aladeen.""
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"Look, I mean, this whole gun..."
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"(YELLS)"
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"It's gonna be fine. You just need to ice it."
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"You got to ice."
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"Promise me you're going to ice?"
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"Okay. Tamir!"
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"Inflate my neck pillow"
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"and pack my book of medium-level Sudoku."
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"We're going to America!"
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"(HORNS HONKING)"
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"This is Mr. Clayton."
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"Admiral General, I am here for your protection 24/7."
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"Okay."
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"Well, that's fine, because I'm not an Arab."
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"Well, you're all A-rabs to me, the blacks, the Jews,"
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"In fact, anyone from outside of America is technically an A-rab."
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"Hmm."
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"Listen, while you're here,"
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"I highly recommend a visit to the Empire State Building,"
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"before you or one of your sand-monkey cousins takes it down."
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"Also, if you're interested in taking in a Broadway show while you're here,"
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"I highly recommend Billy Elliot."
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"You know what, I like this guy despite his liberal views."
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"Twenty dollars a day for Internet? What the fuck?"
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"And they accuse me of being an international criminal?"
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"Beloved Oppressor, try to get some sleep."
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"Tomorrow is your big speech."
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"Clayton? I thought we were friends."
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"Nice to see you, too"
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"I'm gonna kill you, and then I'm gonna burn your body."
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"No, no, no. Please, don't."
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"But before I do I have one very important question for you."
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"Did you get a chance to see Billy Elliot?"
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"I found it heartwarming and life-affirming."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"Thank you! How great is that show?"
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"It is. It's great, yeah."
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"You know, he's got like an artist inside himself,"
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"but he's in this working class place and no one understands him."
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"He's just like.“ (GRUNTS) I'm gonna express myself in my dance."
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"And he expresses himself..."
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"And he doesn't wanna use violence, but he puts his violence into his dance."
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"You should try that."
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"Okay. So, we gotta get down to business. Enough chit-chat."
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"But I'm gonna torture you for free."
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"Where'd you get those relics?"
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"Yeah, right."
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"than a backseat torturer, but, please, come on."
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"This is great stuff."
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"It's not great stuff. That's like 1972, hello."
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"That's the Anal Umbrella. It's a good device, I grant you,"
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"but where's the splash guard?"
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"You're going to kill me and your white shirt."
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"It didn't come with a splash guard."
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"You're gonna get chara on your trousers."
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"I can see it has a screw hole for one."
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"All right, Mr. Smart Guy,"
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"check out this bad boy."
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"Okay, so, now we're getting somewhere."
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"It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe."
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"You know, (SIGHS) this is totally depressing."
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"Listen, just show me another one."
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"You know, honestly, I don't even want to show you anything anymore'"
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"Don't be like that."
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"You know, I don't even think you want to be tortured."
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"You're just, like, taking all the fun out of it!"
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"So either you want the truth or you want compliments. Decide!"
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"It'd be nice if I got just a little bit of positive feedback about my tools"
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"I will be supportive."
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"All right."
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"Oh, the Fallujah Firehose!"
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"Someone's got a friend in Syria!"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"I've got one that works by Bluetooth."
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"Screw it. Screw it! Screw it!"
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"I'm going to enjoy this now."
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"(SCREAMS) No, no, don't do it!"
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"Yo! Average American shopper!"
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"I do not have any money on me,"
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"but if you give me your clothes"
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"I'll make a sizable donation in your name to al-Qaeda."
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"Look, Admiral, it's too hot for crazy."
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"How dare you?"
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"- Listen, Tamir is coming right now. -(SIRENS WAILING)"
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"Tamir! Tamir!"
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"Tamir, it was you, you snake!"
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"TAMIR: You have rehearsed the speech I prepared for you?"
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"Yes. But when is the General coming'?"
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"He's feeling ill."
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"Very possibly."
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"An historic moment."
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"He's approaching the podium."
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"What is he doing?"
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"Well, I have to say, he's got their attention."
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"Every eye in the room is on him right now."
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"MIKE: And he's returning to the podium."
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"And he's fallen off the stage."
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"What do you make of that, Denise?"
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"You know, he's clearly implying that the U.N. must fall before him."
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"as opposed to the glass that I'm sure must be up there."
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"DENISE: Again, it's another attempt to say,"
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"And he seems to have a pitcher of urine out."
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"-(CROWD GASPS IN DISGUST) - Oh!"
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"DENISE: It looks to be his own urine."
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"Sorry. You want?"
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"Trying to force it on the Israeli delegation."
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"That might be the ambassador."
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"Okay, he's returning to the podium."
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"Much has been made of the hostility between our countries."
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"I will draft a new constitution for Wadiya"
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"No, no, no."
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"democracy."
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"The Wadiyan people love being oppressed!"
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"Hello, person. Person."
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"Black person."
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"So, Wadiya will become a democracy."
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"China is a democracy, too. (LAUGHS)"
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"B.P., you will control the north."
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"Exxon, you will have all offshore rights,"
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