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Clips from The Dictator (2012)

"The Aladeen news?"
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"You are HIV-Aladeen."
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"to tell you that the world shall kneel before our great nation."
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"We are two months away from enriching weapons-grade uranium"
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"to be used for peaceful purposes. (SNICKERING)"
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"(EXHALES)"
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"It will be used only for medical research"
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"and clean energy, It will, it will."
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"And will certainly never be used"
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"Now, show me my nuclear weapons!"
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"This is my weapon? I will be a laughing stock!"
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"All my friends have got nuclear weapons"
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"And he looks like a snitch on Miami Vice."
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"I mean, is every day in Iran casual Friday?"
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"Where is the Head of my Nuclear Program and Procurer of Women?"
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"You had Nadal executed, Supreme Leader."
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"Ah, Nadal."
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"and we are set to test the missile next week."
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"Hmm."
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"It is too round on the top. It needs to be pointy."
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"Round is not scary. Pointy is scary."
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"This will put a smile on the faces of the enemy."
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"They will think that it is a huge robot dildo flying toward them'"
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"No, Supreme Leader."
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"The shape of the missile top has nothing to do with aerodynamics."
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"No. It sticks in the ground, and then kaboom."
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"Supreme Leader, I think perhaps"
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"Nonsense. They were research films."
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"And in them, the victims of the bomb"
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"and then a see-through version of themselves"
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"started rising up towards Heaven while playing a harp."
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"In this film, just one question,"
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"and then in order to talk, he has to put it back this way?"
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"There was somebody who suffered a deformity like that."
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"I am now 100% sure that you are watching cartoons."
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"Have you spoken to the experts about this?"
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"- Have you consulted Professor Bobeye? - Who?"
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"Professor Bobeye, the one with the incredibly strong forearms"
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"Popeye is, as the song tells us, a sailor man."
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"Indulge me. For one second, pretend that I'm an idiot."
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"will not land in Israel"
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"you push the button, "Boop!""
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"(MIMICS MISSILE)"
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""No! Why? Aah!""
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"Nuclear winter."
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"I would, but I simply cannot."
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"Okay."
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"Of course I remember!"
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"How dare you question my memory? I remember everything!"
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"No, I would never do that! Never! I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that."
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"Wait! Wait! Where are we going?"
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"Admiral General, what if we just tell the United Nations"
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"we have no nuclear weapons'?"
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"We'll be free to sell oil rights to the Jalabiya desert."
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"Do you not remember what my saintly father"
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"made me promise him on his deathbed?"
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"It was never to sell Wadiya's oil."
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"instead of you, the rightful heir."
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"You've been so cool about it."
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"It's the season finale"
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"of Real Housewives of Shachahmahahfalimitahlicchl"
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"(SPEAKING WADIYAN)"
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"Death to the tyrant!"
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"Looks like we need to find a new double."
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"Because this one is..."
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"You know, I don't know if he's going to get better."
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"Oh, he's not going to recover, sir. He's dead."
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"Send his wife some chocolate covered almond nuts"
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"We're going to send your wife some almonds."
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"Chocolate covered versions of these."
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"Ooh!"
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"Take it out."
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"How am I gonna eat that?"
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"Yeah, how 'bout looking in my eye when I'm speaking to you?"
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"It's okay. Don't worry. You're having a rough day."
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"We shot the wrong man."
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"I can fix this. I have a new plan. We need to find a new double."
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"You think this man looks like me?"
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"You must have many happy goats, hmm?"
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"What the fuck does that even mean'?"
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"Uncle Tamir, this thing is an idiot."
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"What makes you think he can do the job?"
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"Very well. Put him through the process, okay?"
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"ALADEEN: Megan! Megan!"
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"You now have herpes."
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"Mmm. You were super hot."
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"You know, I really want to do some cuddling."
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"No. Your time is up."
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"Okay. Maroush, give the goodie bag!"
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"ALADEEN: I trust everything is in there,"
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"as your manager requested?"
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"(GRUNTS) Okay"
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"- No. - ALADEEN: But, please."
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"I really want someone to cuddle."
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"to authorize NATO air strikes against Wadiya,"
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"And now, the world waits."
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"What will Aladeen do next?"
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"(GRUNTS)"
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"AUTOMATED VOICE: You've unlocked the suicide vest!"
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"ALADEEN: Next. No, no, no. No. Boring, boring. Come on. Come on."
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"Beloved Oppressor, I have just received disturbing news"
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"Shalom?"
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"Supreme Leader,"
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"the United Nations demands that"
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"you address their concerns about our nuclear program,"
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"or they will vote to authorize military action."
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"Summon my generals."
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"I'll join you after I finish this level."
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"AUTOMATED VOICE: Bonus round. Mass grave."
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"Fine! I'll address them like they've never been addressed before."
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"How much time have they allotted me?"
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"Seven minutes, sir."
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"I'll talk for 14 hours!"
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"Literally, baby noises."
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"(GIBBERISH)"
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"Okay. Let's rehearse this. Role play, role play."
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"You, come on. This'll be fun."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"I'm so sorry! Listen, it was not my fault."
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"I mean, somebody had set the safety catch"
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