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Clips from The Dictator (2012)

"- It's not Bobby Brown. - Hey“."
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"- ALADEEN: No, no, no! - Open the door now!"
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"it was not to chop his head off!"
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"-(LAUGHS) - NADAL: No, no, no, no, no, no!"
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"Get this away from me!"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Thank you. That's very kind of you. You're a very nice man."
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"Celebratory cuddle?"
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"- Ooh, well done! - Oh!"
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"Does anyone have any medical experience?"
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"That's the wrong hole!"
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"Just go up from where you are."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"(EXHALES LOUDLY)"
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"Is there a phone in my body?"
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"- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh! - Push in."
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"Come on, push!"
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"It's bad news."
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"Whoo!"
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"I don't care."
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"It's like a 10-year-old boy's."
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"(GASPS)"
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"You've got a dick. I knew it."
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"And I've never been with a guy with a dick."
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"Not male ones. Female ones."
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"I really want to be with you, Allison Burgers'"
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"My friend chopped the head off Morgan Freeman."
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"It's a hilarious story. I'll tell you later, okay?"
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"So let's not throw stones, okay?"
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"You have broken my heart into Aladeen pieces."
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"CROWD: (CHANTING) Kill Aladeen, kill Aladeen, hey!"
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"REPORTER: What do you think of Admiral General Aladeen?"
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"We hate him. We hate him."
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"You know, when we think of him, we... (MIMICS VOMITING)"
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"We vomit, and we spit and we don't want him."
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"What are you doing?"
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"How did you find me?"
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"No, I've realized I don't want to be like my father!"
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"I now know that on the outside,"
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"- Yeah. - But deep down I'm nice."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"You might as well put sweatpants on"
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"Look, you alone can stop these terrible things from happening"
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"You are right, Nadal."
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"Yes! Whoa!"
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"(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)"
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"Whatever."
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"And tell Viggo Mortensen he is on my radar'"
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"Ah, gentlemen, Tamir."
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""Ohhh.""
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"Sure. Yeah."
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"Love it!"
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"The line is still too heavy."
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"Is there anything else in your pockets that could be weighing you down?"
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"Because I don't trust the advertising. I'm naturally suspicious."
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"Yes!"
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"Ow'"
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"You need to lose weight immediately!"
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"That won't be enough to make a difference."
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"Come on, Supreme Leader! Make it rain! Make it rain!"
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"(DEFECATING)"
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"MIKE: Just moments away now from putting his signature"
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"DENISE: That's Tamir Mafraad, A/adeen's trusted adviser,"
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"Any thoughts on what they might be saying, Mike?"
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"Excuse me!"
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"He's trying to stop the signing!"
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"Your media would appear free"
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"You could lie about why you go to war."
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"I will tell you what democracy is!"
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"Democracy looks like a midget in a chemo wig."
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"and I forgot to give you the message."
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"not because her father is in the next room chained to a radiator"
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"But democracy,"
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"And real elections in Wadiya!"
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"(ALL CHEERING)"
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"Okay, only wife. We'll vote on it."
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"Praise be to the Creator!"
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"And please stop using that organic deodorant."
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"You died protecting me, Efawadh."
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"- Is he okay? - He's fine."
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"Luckily the bullet hit him in the brain."
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"But the big story today is the marriage of President Prime Minister"
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"Are you okay, my love'? What did you step on?"
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"Oh, yes! No, no."
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"Mansaf!"
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"Come here, my love."
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"We are just days away from testing the new missiles."
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"What?"
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"You do. You care if it's pointy."
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"Why would I care about such a trivial detail?"
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"The shape of the missile has nothing to do with the payload delivery."
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"That's what I said! That's what I said the first time!"
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"No, I know this!"
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"but I'm going to have to take a break for a little bit because"
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"Do you want me to say this in front of his widow?"
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"No. That is not true."
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"I saw him perform with the Globetrotters."
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"Let's go."
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"O-M-G."
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"NADAL: Mmm-mmm! That's some good head!"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"How did it feel for you? How did it feel for you?"
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"You don't have to touch it."
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"Just give me a couple of millimeters to myself."
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"(MAN CHANTING IN ARABIC)"
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"ANCHORMAN: Tensions are rising as the stand-off"
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"ANCHORMAN: Tonight we ask... Who is General Aladeen?"
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"According to Wadiyan propaganda,"
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"Haffaz Aladeen was born in 1973."
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"He did not know his mother, who died in childbirth."
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"(GROANS)"
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"Next!"
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"he may just be the most dangerous man in the entire world."
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"All right, let's get right to it."
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"What was the question?"
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"Are you developing nuclear weapons?"
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"(SPECTATORS CHEERING)"
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"he changed over 300 Wadiyan words to ”Aladeen, ""
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"including the words "positive" and "negative," causing mass confusion."
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"Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?"
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