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Clips from The Dictator (2012)

"- Come on. - Allison, that's not funny."
The Dictator (2012)
"Do you think you could get me 100 child soldiers here by 5:00 p.m.?"
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"Okay."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"He's resting in his bedroom and must never, ever be disturbed."
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"Time for bed."
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"-(GROANS) -(GAsPs)"
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"She tried to milk me!"
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"It's me, Admiral General Aladeen!"
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"(MUSIC CONTINUES)"
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"Nadal?"
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"So sorry, Supreme Leader."
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"No, no. Stay, please."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"For you."
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"Emploice what?"
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"Okay."
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"Max."
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"Max what?"
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"-(KNIFE SHARPENING) - No!"
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"Hasan, Rock the door!"
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"I've been replaced by this body double who's a total imbecile."
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"Deal."
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"you enter the Lancaster as a member of her staff."
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"You will find the double, switch with him"
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"then rip up the constitution in front of the whole world."
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"Kimberly?"
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"Who cares?"
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"Great!"
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"Yeah."
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"Next!"
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"Whatever, dude. Who are you,"
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"You just have to go to the bathroom after him."
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"You go to the bathroom after Osama,"
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"(CELL PHONE BUZZING)"
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"We're going to take this helicopter tour"
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"and fly over the Lancaster to spot its weaknesses."
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"Don't do anything to arouse any suspicions."
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"My performance in Aladeen Jones and the Temple of Doom"
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"I urge you, right now, keep your performance small and real."
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"VVhy?"
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"Listen."
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"My guy has a limp."
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"- Okay, great, okay. - Okay, good."
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"Stop that."
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"Now who's being a Iacist?"
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"I love being an Americans!"
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"My father also from U.S.A."
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"My great-grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad."
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"And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden?"
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"(BOTH CHUCKLE)"
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"You mean your Porsche?"
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"Yes... the 911."
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"-(IMITATES EXPLOSION) - Oh!"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"and Yankee Stadium."
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"Hey, have your old back problems been bothering you'?"
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"...I bet I can count down from five faster than you can!"
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"(CAMERA CLICKING)"
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"You see a Middle Easterner on an aircraft"
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"It just makes me so mad!"
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"you're the victim of police abuse."
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"Well, not always the victim."
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"Mmm, no, a bit more."
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"- Qkay_ - Hmm?"
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"Allison, why are you sad'?"
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"(SIGHS) Oh, no. We have to get you to the Rape Center."
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"(MAN NARRATING ON TV)"
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"Which one'?"
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"The one with the "fuck-me hooves.""
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"You're bizzare, I'm going to have to change the channels now."
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"I think most healthy people do, yes."
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"Where are you taking me to? The Rape Center?"
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"ZOEY: Okay, um..."
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"ALADEENI This is silly."
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"Okay. (GRUNTS)"
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"Wait."
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"Some people wait a lifetime"
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"For a moment like this"
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"Whoa, I can't believe it's happening to me"
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"I can't believe it's happening to me"
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"I did it! I just jerked it completely off!"
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"and out came my own labeneh!"
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"Zoey! You have changed my life!"
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"I've done my Iabeneh all over the wellness center."
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"Okay."
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"Good night! Thank you again."
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"(PHONE RINGING)"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I cannot believe I'm having this conversation with an adult man."
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"Because you have everybody executed who tells you anything."
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"That is your voice doing that noise. You have not hung up."
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"Nadal, are you still there?"
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"(WHIMPERS)"
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"One, two..."
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"I cannot wait for you to sample our mafroom."
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"You are gonna swear that you're in Wadiya."
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"It's not a very good..."
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"But from now on, it is my way"
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"The CEO of Green World does not drive a hybrid!"
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"made this boy grow tits!"
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"Give him one more for fun, Viktor."
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"(MUFFLED CRIES OF RELIEF)"
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"ZOEY: Hi, Viktor."
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"- Supreme Grocer. - Hmm?"
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"and the spray hose has been tightly coiled."
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"- Yes, Supreme Grocer. -(CLICKS TONGUE)"
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"It's amazing!"
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"No... (SIGHS)"
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"gobble on my bilbul and she said, "No.""
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"So obviously I wanted to execute her."
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"-so I decided not to do it. - No."
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"When the thought of someone's decapitated head upsets you,"
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"You made me hold one of their eyes open,"
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"so they'd see what you were doing to them."
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"Hello, gentlemen. How you doin'?"
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"He was my nigger."
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"No, that's not the way to put it."
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"He was my negger. Nigger. Nagger?"
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"One word, do not say. Is the exact word you're using now."
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