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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Family Business Trip (S02E02)

"What are these?"
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"No more velcro. You're old enough for laces now."
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"No more velcro, your last baby tooth..."
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"congratulations. You're in the big-kid club."
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"But I'm the baby. "Baby Evan"?"
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"It's my brand."
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"It starts in a week, and I have nothing!"
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"I already bought you new t-shirts for school,"
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"the kind you like... with black men on them."
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"These guys aren't rappers!"
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"They were the gangsters of the sales bin."
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"Jessica, I can't find my suspenders."
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"In the closet!"
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"Ready for book club?"
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"White wine and "misery"!"
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"It's Chablis. don't be pissed."
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"- Thank you. - Okay."
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"With work and the house"
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"and then the kids being home all summer, I just..."
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"You know, you should really think about getting away."
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"I can't just leave them, honey."
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"Although, I have thought about it..."
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"There's this town in south Texas."
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"I would paint portraits, get a St. Bernard,"
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"N-no. I didn't mean you should abandon your family."
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"I meant you should just consider taking them"
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"on a little vacation."
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""Vacation.""
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"Louis and I don't believe in vacations."
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"Hey, boss, do we get vacation days?"
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"Your job is a vacation... from poverty."
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"I still can't find my suspenders!"
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"working-man accessory."
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"Holds up the business."
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"So, big business trip, huh?"
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"National franchise convention..."
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"They say that's where the burger man"
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"became the Burger King."
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"Okay, so, if this is a business trip,"
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"I'll be on my feet all day long at seminars."
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"And it's being held at Gator World?"
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"Gator World, the home of the scariest ride in Florida, "the death roll"?!"
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"♪ Jumpin', bumpin', thrivin' gators ♪"
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"♪ Rides and shows and alligators ♪"
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"♪ Grab the family, come on down ♪"
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"♪ You better swim, or you might drown ♪"
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"This is gonna save my entire 7th grade year!"
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"Can we please, please, please go on vacation to Gator World?"
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"I thought we didn't believe in vacations, Louis?"
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"The conference is at the hotel next to Gator World."
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"It has nothing to do with the park itself."
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"Okay, fine."
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"If this is a business trip,"
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"then you won't mind if we come with you."
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"Yeah, if you want."
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"But I'll be in back-to-back seminars all day."
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"Oh, we can entertain ourselves."
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"Yeah!"
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""The death roll"? Sounds like a violent ride."
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"you get an "I survived 'the death roll'" t-shirt."
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"That's my key to flossin' through 7th grade."
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"I'll write you every day."
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"♪ Chomp, chomp, Gator World ♪"
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"Must be college kids."
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"Franchisees in the house!"
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"Welcome to Gator World hotel and resort."
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"I'm gator Carol. How can I help you today?"
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"And how many people will be staying in the room?"
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"How many people are allowed to stay in the room"
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"Two adults and two children."
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"These two are just visitors... family in the area."
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"We're just catching up."
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"Well, if you're staying with the conference,"
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"for just $20 more."
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"See, that's how they get you... all these additional fees."
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"Okay, Mr. Huang."
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"N-no, that's a mistake."
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"Okay."
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"It shows here that you called ahead"
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"Mm... Nope, must be someone else."
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"You faxed over a copy of your credit card"
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"- Gator Ramone can take your bags. - Okay."
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"Oh, I know what you want."
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"Dollar-dollar bag, right? No, thank you."
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"We are fine."
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"Bao-bao."
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"♪ The masta ace don't play when it comes to my bass ♪"
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"♪ I was born to roll ♪"
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"- Mom, can we go to Gator World now? - Later. We have to go to the pool first."
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"Oh, I guess you won't be able to come, Louis,"
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"That's right. Lots of business."
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"you know, about your identity theft?"
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"Um, yeah. That'll be great."
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"Oh, so you can charge us a towel-rental fee?"
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"No, thank you."
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"Thousand-year-old black egg with tofu"
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"and grass jelly drink."
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"_"
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"_"
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"Now... we can go now."
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"Chomp, chomp, Gator World."
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"Tickets."
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"You got to buy tickets to get into the park."
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"you can come on in for free."
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"$55 for adults. $45 for kids."
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"$2 off if you bring your own cat to feed to the gators."
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"That's ridiculous."
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"I'll have an order of the $20 hot wings"
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"For a few dollars more,"
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"you can upgrade to the collector cups."
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"Do it."
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"Kids 5 and under get in free."
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"They're all 5 and under."
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"These two are 5 and under."
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"Nice try, kid."
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"Good eye, gator Dan."
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"Can't get anything past this guy."
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"But, mom, I need to go on that ride!"
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"Parking lot "c.""
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"This is just as fun as any ride in there."
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