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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Family Business Trip (S02E02)

"Aah!"
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"Whoo!"
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"And then I said, "hey, I don't need your tax advice, Scottie Pippen.""
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"What are you doing here?!"
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"Oh, heh, well, uh, some of the guys here, they..."
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"You are ruining my vacation!"
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"I knew this was a vacation! I knew it!"
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"For two days a year, I drink bud lights,"
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"play tennis, and eat hot wings."
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"Woman, I've been soft!"
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"I've been taking business trips for years,"
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"ever since I worked at Steve's furniture store in D.C..."
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"the mattress expo in Philly, the credenza-con in Delaware."
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"The upholstery seminars in Montreal?"
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"Boys, your mother and I need to talk. Go to your rooms."
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"Well, I thought you thought that, too!"
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"It's how I stay so positive."
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"Oh, so, you think I don't need a break, too?"
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"or our whole family would fall apart!"
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"You can loosen the reins a little."
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"- We'll be fine. - No, that's what you think."
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"- But if I do... oh. - What?"
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"We splurge a bit? Spend a little money?"
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"We can afford to."
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"It's a part of being on vacation."
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"Preach it, big man."
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"Look, we work hard all year,"
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"no one harder than you."
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"I don't know how to relax."
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"It seems like a waste of time."
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"I could be marinating meat or driving."
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"It's easy. I'll show you."
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"First..."
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"- Oh, aah... - Oh, no, no, no, no."
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"I know it's free, but it's freezing in here."
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"You see, a part of being on vacation is enjoying yourself."
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"I'm gonna book you a massage at the spa."
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"Loosen the reins, remember?"
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"Let me handle this."
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"Now, you put on the hotel robe and slippers."
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"Boys."
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"Remember that piece of paper your mother burned?"
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"I'm gonna show you how it works."
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"Dad, can I go to Gator World?"
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"Of course you can."
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"Whoo!"
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"I want to stay here and learn room service."
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"That's fine."
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"The park's just across the street."
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"Well, I drove a bus when I was 11,"
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"so I'm fine with that."
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"What does it matter?"
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"Every step we take in our non-velcro shoes"
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"Welcome, Jessica."
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"Now, before we get started,"
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"do you have any injuries that..."
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"Um, you're supposed to take your clothes off"
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"before you get under the sheet."
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"Why? So you can go through my pockets?"
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"Are you holding your purse?"
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"Yes."
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"I'm just gonna take your purse, okay?"
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"No. And I'm gonna put it right here on the floor"
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"so you can see it through your face hole."
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"Just let go, Jessica."
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"- I can't. I can't let go! - Just let go."
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"Thank you."
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"Is that John tesh?"
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"Why would whales be singing?"
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"To communicate their joy."
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"What do you do for joy, Jessica?"
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"I micromanage my family."
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"Well, I think the whales are happy because they're free."
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"Not in the sea."
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"weightless and free."
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"They are free."
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"There we go."
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"Because they are happy and free."
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"I want to... you're standing in front of my purse a little."
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"I can't see it."
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"That's better. Thank you."
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"Just need that t-shirt."
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"John Tesh. Nice."
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"I take it you enjoyed your massage."
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"I just wish we didn't have to go home."
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"Well, that's how you know you enjoyed yourself."
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"Now, you head up to the room and take a long bath."
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"I'll check out for us."
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"I'm proud of you."
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"What the hell is this?!"
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"Is there a problem with your bill?"
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"Of course there's something wrong with my bill!"
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"Why is it so high?!"
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"Well, it is for six people, sir."
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""A-a additional occupancy fee, resort fee, share fee"?"
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"Oh, those are our hidden fees."
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"That's how we get ya!"
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"Well, what's a... $60 for a poolside hairdo?"
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"Hidden fees. That's how they get you."
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"I didn't do the math! I'm on vacation!"
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"So am I, so I couldn't protect you from this."
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"I can be me because I have you."
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"So, I was just going through our bill,"
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"and we will not be paying any of your hidden fees."
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"Ma'am, you can't choose what part you pay."
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"Tell them what happened, baby."
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"And no posted signage. And no posted signage."
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"And I fell."
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"And my tooth was knocked out of my head."
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"And that's how I get you."
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"I can't believe you got the hotel charges reduced."
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"Good job, my baby."
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"Thanks, mommy."
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"The baby is back."
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"Was that true? Did you really fall by the pool and lose your tooth?"
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"Hey..."
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"_"
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"So, we were cliff-diving off the coast"
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"I grabbed my harpoon..."
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"What? No."
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