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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
American Dad! (2005)
"The Simple Life: Life Without Parole."
American Dad! (2005)
"as they desperately cling to their last shred ofstardom."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Hey, we were watchi ng that! - I t's m i ndless and degrading."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hayley, what the hell's wrong with you? Finish him!"
American Dad! (2005)
"They're teaching sex education at school."
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"Soon, my pet. Soon I will feed you the world."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I understand there's a problem. - I understand there's a solution."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Mr. Smith, you're not making sense. - Playing the race card already?"
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"I'm in the other one. Excuseth me, English."
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"Okay, now that the square is gone, we can really rap."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Oh. But I guess I just thought I should know- - You don't need to know."
American Dad! (2005)
"It'll just be a fact- an ugly, moist fact..."
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"And you don't want an octopus squatting on your brain, doyou, Son?"
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"and I still have some questions about... sex."
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"Upside-down margarita!"
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"So I decided to get my bartender's license."
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"- Oh, forgot the umbrella."
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"My test is tomorrow!"
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"That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night."
American Dad! (2005)
"With hobbies. Hobbies keepyour mind clean and your hands busy."
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"I'm ready, Dad. Let's beat temptation!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Here's your prescription, Dad. - Finally. The burn ointment."
American Dad! (2005)
"Why can't theywrite these things in English?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Everybody out! I'm calling the C.I.A. doctor."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Doctor, the aorta has ruptured. - Clamp on to it with both hands."
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"But I 'm- I 'm-"
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"Whew. Enough ofthat for one day."
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"Ah, might as well make it a baker's dozen."
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"I just want to say how sorry I am..."
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"A Cosmo for the lady who changed my life."
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"Just need to see some I.D."
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"- Oh, okay. I better get dressed. - Already taken care of."
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"Movie star gorgeous. See ya."
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"I don't think Dad likes having me around anymore."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, now, why would you say that?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Boy, it's been a while since he's cleaned the gutters."
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"Anyway, great visiting with you, Francine. I'll be in the study."
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"This isn't right. I have to stop doing this."
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"- I'm overwhelmed with desire. Good day."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I don't think- - Okay, how about two in the back?"
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"Actually, Mr. Smith, you had eight refills, and you used them all."
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"and made me call the doctor for eight more."
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"Sorry, Stan. I can't helpyou."
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"Of- Of courseyou are. I'm the one who's bad!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Focusing on mindless manual task."
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"Nothing more pure than Lady Liberty."
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"One last time and I'm done forever!"
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"# Doin' his chores Doin' his chores #"
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"This sounds like a family thing. I'll leaveyou two alone."
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"All this timeyou said you were healing, and you werejust-"
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"You're a hypocrite, Dad! A liar and a hypocrite!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Steve, I wish you hadn't seen whatyou saw."
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"Keep it down. Simple Life's on, and Paris is washing the warden's car."
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"Taking it offhere, boss."
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"Give me a break, Dad. Television?"
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"Constantly."
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"Holy cow! You just blew my mind!"
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"He's dead inside. We're gonna go save America."
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"Francine, you seem oddly unfazed."
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"It's just that I paralyzed my face to make me look prettier."
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"No, really. This is the face of evil, and this is the ass of evil."
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"Well, we're not having much luck catching the real monstrous enemies."
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"over the entire country's communication system."
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"- We'll giveyou one town- Langley Falls. - Done."
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"He's been a little preoccupied since he, you know, found himself."
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"- Okay, look, Stan's been- -... spanking the monkey."
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"Kind of a downer that Steve caught him red-handed though."
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"- What? - Hey, that's why they invented therapy."
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"That's right, Terry. I n order to purge trash from TV..."
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"our government has given me complete control..."
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"I thinkyou might be imposing your personal hang-ups on the public..."
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"Langley Falls, say good-bye to smut..."
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"# Ifyou drift below the belt #"
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"No one likes a suck-up, Terry."
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"Where is it? Huh? Where is it? I know it's in here somewhere!"
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"- I'll tradeyou for my I.D. - Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay."
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"- Francine! - Steve, you're comin' home with me right now!"
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"but I cannot let you do the same thing to our son."
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"- Dad? - I'm sorry, Steve."
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"I was only trying to protectyou, butyour mom is right."
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"# Goodmorning, U.S.A.#"
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"# Goodmorning, U.S.A. ##"
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"Tonight on Fox, it's..."
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"We're gonna give new meaning to the term "hard time. ""
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"- That's hot."
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"Oh, come on! As a shut-in, l only have two pleasures:"
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"Trash TV and booze."
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"Oh, and Shrinky Dinks. You put 'em in the oven, it's like baking art."
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"- All you do is sit on your ass all day."
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"- You're such a loser!"
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"Hayley, you take that back!"
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"No! I just cleaned this carpet."
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"Hey, Dad, I need you to sign this permission slip."
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"Hmm. Could you give us a moment, Steve?"
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"- What was that for? - He's only 1 4."
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"teaching my son about nature's filthy secret."
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"and they're just trying to give him a little knowledge."
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"They? Who's they?"
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"The smut-peddling flag burners or the God-killing tree huggers?"
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"Tree huggers, I think."
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"- We have to burn the school to the ground. - Stan!"
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"Fine, fine. We'll talk to the principal."
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"- Stan! - Coming."
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"to implant their liberal agendas."
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"- Good. You're both here. - And you're both here."
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"- I've got him on the ropes. - Thankyou for seeing us, Principal Lewis."
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"My husband is just a teeny bit concerned..."
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"that Steve may not be ready for sex education."
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"That's right. Mywife didn't spend 36 hours squeezing Steve from her birth canal..."
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"soyou could shove his face right back in there!"
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"The state requires that he take sex ed in order to graduate."
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"Fine. Then instead ofyour bohemian filth fest..."
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"And who doyou propose teach this stupid class?"
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"I'm Professor Smith."
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"You should all be grateful your parents signed you up..."
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"for this morally upright health class."
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"Oh, this be the morally upright class?"
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"So, what do you need to know?"
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"but I actually know very little about sex."
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