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Clips from NewsRadio - Space (S03E03)

Huh? Oh, that's the budget for the company rollerball team,

"Huh? Oh, that's the budget for the company rollerball team,"

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which, come to think of it, you know, we could cut that.

"which, come to think of it, you know, we could cut that."

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Yeah, well, that's all well and good, Dave,

"Yeah, well, that's all well and good, Dave,"

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but what about the bottom line?

"but what about the bottom line?"

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Here.

"Here."

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If we cut here... Uh-huh.

"If we cut here... Uh-huh."

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Oh, hell, we could save 20,000 space dollars per lunar cycle.

"Oh, hell, we could save 20,000 space dollars per lunar cycle."

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Okay, okay, but we could just reduce it, right?

"Okay, okay, but we could just reduce it, right?"

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it would kill us.

"it would kill us."

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Ah, I'd still be more comfortable

"Ah, I'd still be more comfortable"

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cutting somewhere else. I know, I got it. Here.

"cutting somewhere else. I know, I got it. Here."

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There ya go.

"There ya go."

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for Bill and Katherine's salaries.

"for Bill and Katherine's salaries."

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That's right.

"That's right."

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And how do you propose to do that?

"And how do you propose to do that?"

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Well, w-we don't need both, uh...

"Well, w-we don't need both, uh..."

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You're gonna fire one of them?

"You're gonna fire one of them?"

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No, no, no, no. Just put one of them

"No, no, no, no. Just put one of them"

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You know, till we work out the budget thing.

"You know, till we work out the budget thing."

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Well, which one?

"Well, which one?"

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You just leave that to me.

"You just leave that to me."

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You got any new space porn?

"You got any new space porn?"

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[DRAWERS RATTLING]

"[DRAWERS RATTLING]"

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Miss September.

"Miss September."

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Hello.

"Hello."

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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Kiziza, Katherine.

"Kiziza, Katherine."

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So is that new lunch place any good?

"So is that new lunch place any good?"

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Oh, I don't know how you guys can eat that crap.

"Oh, I don't know how you guys can eat that crap."

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It only looks like crap. It's actually quite flavorless.

"It only looks like crap. It's actually quite flavorless."

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Yeah, right, listen, I need to talk to you two guys,

"Yeah, right, listen, I need to talk to you two guys,"

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but I'm in kind of a rush, so if you don't mind,

"but I'm in kind of a rush, so if you don't mind,"

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I'm just gonna let Holo Jimmy explain it all, all right?

"I'm just gonna let Holo Jimmy explain it all, all right?"

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I'll see ya.

"I'll see ya."

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Here's the deal: Due to budgetary constrictions,

"Here's the deal: Due to budgetary constrictions,"

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I'm gonna have to have one of you

"I'm gonna have to have one of you"

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in suspended animation for 50 or 60 years.

"in suspended animation for 50 or 60 years."

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Yeah, way!

"Yeah, way!"

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I'm sorry, it's the only solution.

"I'm sorry, it's the only solution."

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Look. I-- I gotta go,

"Look. I-- I gotta go,"

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but the real Jimmy will tell you all about it.

"but the real Jimmy will tell you all about it."

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[SQUEALING]

"[SQUEALING]"

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What's so funny?

"What's so funny?"

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Oh, you can finish watching your funny pig if you like.

"Oh, you can finish watching your funny pig if you like."

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No, thanks. It's all right, I...

"No, thanks. It's all right, I..."

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Pig's dead. People are dead.

"Pig's dead. People are dead."

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to talk to me about earlier?

"to talk to me about earlier?"

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Lisa, how long have we been together now?

"Lisa, how long have we been together now?"

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Um, 98 years in July.

"Um, 98 years in July."

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Hm.

"Hm."

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I know-- I know that this is a big step,

"I know-- I know that this is a big step,"

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but I'd really like us to start, you know,

"but I'd really like us to start, you know,"

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thinking about... moving in together.

"thinking about... moving in together."

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Great idea. Let's do it.

"Great idea. Let's do it."

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You know, I didn't want us to rush into this.

"You know, I didn't want us to rush into this."

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I just wanted us, you know,

"I just wanted us, you know,"

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that we would, you know, live in my space pod.

"that we would, you know, live in my space pod."

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Uh-huh. I mean, besides,

"Uh-huh. I mean, besides,"

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your space pod is so cold and drafty.

"your space pod is so cold and drafty."

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[REACTOR HUMMING]

"[REACTOR HUMMING]"

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You know, technology has advanced

"You know, technology has advanced"

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in ways that even you can't imagine.

"in ways that even you can't imagine."

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No matter how much it changes,

"No matter how much it changes,"

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technology is just a bunch of wires

"technology is just a bunch of wires"

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connected to a bunch of other wires.

"connected to a bunch of other wires."

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COMPUTER: This station will self-destruct

"COMPUTER: This station will self-destruct"

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in 3 hours and 15 minutes.

"in 3 hours and 15 minutes."

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[BOTH LAUGHING]

"[BOTH LAUGHING]"

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Don't be ridiculous.

"Don't be ridiculous."

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Not the space pliers, the regular ones.

"Not the space pliers, the regular ones."

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try Soylent Green.

"try Soylent Green."

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Soylent Green is people.

"Soylent Green is people."

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made from the best stuff on Earth,

"made from the best stuff on Earth,"

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people.

"people."

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WNYX news time.

"WNYX news time."

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Oh, come on, Bill.

"Oh, come on, Bill."

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It's only 50 years of suspended animation.

"It's only 50 years of suspended animation."

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is suddenly making just as much as I am.

"is suddenly making just as much as I am."

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I'm going for a space walk.

"I'm going for a space walk."

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WNYX news time, 1247

"WNYX news time, 1247"

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mark 59.

"mark 59."

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Tragedy struck today in Sector 9 as rebel terrorists

"Tragedy struck today in Sector 9 as rebel terrorists"

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The rebel alliance, a fringe group of anti-Empire fanatics

"The rebel alliance, a fringe group of anti-Empire fanatics"

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Our hearts go out to the families of the victims.

"Our hearts go out to the families of the victims."

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[BREATHING SLOWLY]

"[BREATHING SLOWLY]"

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JOE: Hey, Bill.

"JOE: Hey, Bill."

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BILL: Yeah, Joe?

"BILL: Yeah, Joe?"

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JOE: If you go outside, be careful,

"JOE: If you go outside, be careful,"

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'cause the outside hatch has been stickin' lately.

"'cause the outside hatch has been stickin' lately."

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BILL: Uh-oh.

"BILL: Uh-oh."

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Exactly. It's too big.

"Exactly. It's too big."

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It's 12 paces from end to end.

"It's 12 paces from end to end."

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My head hardly touches the ceiling.

"My head hardly touches the ceiling."

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I get creeped out by all that space.

"I get creeped out by all that space."

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DAVE: My point is, maybe we should try and--

"DAVE: My point is, maybe we should try and--"

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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Joe.

"Joe."

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What?

"What?"

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Is that wise?

"Is that wise?"

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What?

"What?"

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Well, that is the main reactor core

"Well, that is the main reactor core"

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No.

"No."

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Joe, just call in a specialist, okay?

"Joe, just call in a specialist, okay?"

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Specialist, right. A bunch of jackasses.

"Specialist, right. A bunch of jackasses."

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for a roll of duct tape.

"for a roll of duct tape."

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Come on, man, just let me do my thing.

"Come on, man, just let me do my thing."

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Hey, Joe, I'm going to the newsstand.

"Hey, Joe, I'm going to the newsstand."

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Which one we goin' to?

"Which one we goin' to?"

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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BETH: I started thinking about it, and I do get really jealous

"BETH: I started thinking about it, and I do get really jealous"

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when I see Matthew and that droid together.

"when I see Matthew and that droid together."

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JOE: Yeah, but that could be for lots of other reasons.

"JOE: Yeah, but that could be for lots of other reasons."

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Yeah, like what?

"Yeah, like what?"

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With a human? I'd say about 25 years.

"With a human? I'd say about 25 years."

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Uh...nothing.

"Uh...nothing."

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Never mind. Forget it.

"Never mind. Forget it."

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JOE: Do you have any back issues of Popular Mechanics?

"JOE: Do you have any back issues of Popular Mechanics?"

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[SPEAKS ALIEN DIALECT]

"[SPEAKS ALIEN DIALECT]"

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Do you have any...

"Do you have any..."

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[SPEAKS ALIEN DIALECT]

"[SPEAKS ALIEN DIALECT]"

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