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Clips from NewsRadio - Space (S03E03)

"[SPEAKS ALIEN DIALECT]"
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"Ask him if he has any gum."
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"[SPEAKS ALIEN DIALECT]"
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"Space gum."
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"Hey, what up, homeys?"
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"for alien infestation before you docked?"
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"Clear."
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"Oh, will you guys relax a little bit?"
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"Come on, little buddy."
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"Come on..."
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"[SIZZLING]"
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"And, Lisa, I'm still waiting"
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"All right, now, uh, anyone else have anything?"
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"Yeah. I-I got some freebies for everybody."
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"I got us a new book that, uh..."
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"I got for everybody from a publishing house"
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""To Serve Man.""
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"ALL: Oh! Thank you, Mr. James."
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"Well, uh..."
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"anyone else have anything?"
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"Well, you know that reactor core that I'm supposed to fix?"
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"Well, according to my calculations,"
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"if we, uh, shut down the entire power supply,"
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"send out a distress signal,"
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"and put ourselves into suspended animation for about 50 years,"
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"we should be fine."
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"Give or take two minutes."
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"Look, I feel bad enough as it is."
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"Let's all get in our suspended-animation chambers."
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"COMPUTER: ...will commence in T-minus..."
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"Lisa...um..."
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"If we-- If we don't, you know,"
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"What?"
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"I love you."
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"The whole time I was asleep for, like, 80 years,"
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"Could you do me a favor?"
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"What?"
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"perhaps never to awaken,"
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"[IRENE GIGGLING]"
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"Coochie, coochie!"
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"You take it."
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"I'll be fine. I'll..."
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"My love knows no logic."
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"So anyway,"
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"all I could think about was you."
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"can I just see you naked?"
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"Oh. Yeah, sure."
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"JIMMY: Hey, Bill, come on, come on, come on."
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"Time's a-wastin', son."
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"Yeah, right."
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"No, he's serious, dude."
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"We gotta shut down the power."
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"Oh, Bill, if you're not gonna use it,"
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"do you mind if I take your hyper-sleep chamber?"
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"Oh, I don't know."
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"JOE: Come on, we got 30 seconds. Let's go."
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"Look, don't worry about us, but whatever you do,"
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"Don't unplug it."
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"but we'll die instantly if you do do it."
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"Don't do it. No, don't do it."
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"Okay, yeah, I got it, I got it."
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"Don't...do it. Don't do it."
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"Farewell, my sweet."
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"Farewell, Matthew."
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"have a lot of fun. We sure are."
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"Say, why don't you get me a soda before they all get warm."
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"[ENGINE WHIRRING]"
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"Life form one expired."
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"Life form two expired."
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"Dead?"
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"Yeah, I'm afraid so."
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"Well, now what?"
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"Well, I guess it's up to us"
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"to start a new race of human beings."
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"Oh, right."
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"But no gay stuff, okay?"
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"Of course not."
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"Do you have a book on DNA?"
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"[♪]"
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"[CHUCKLING]"
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"Oh, hello."
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"So..."
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"NewsRadio in outer space."
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"Which raises another interesting question:"
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"What would NewsRadio be like if all of us were naked?"
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"If instead of repo--"
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"What?"
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"Oh."
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"Sorry."
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"I guess we're running out of time."
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"Good night."
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"all of those questions will be answered..."
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"or at least raised and dismissed."
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"[COMPUTER SPEAKS GIBBERISH]"
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"Well, Lisa, I've been doing a lot of thinking"
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"[STATIC CRACKLING]"
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"Apparently there's a malfunction in the reactor core."
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"Oh, is she coming by again? Yeah, why?"
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"Here you go."
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"Ah, maybe the future don't look so bad after all."
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"Come on, come on. Huh?"
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"All right. What's so damned amusing?"
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"Yeah, maybe on Earth."
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"All right, well, why don't we go over the figures together?"
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"Oh, kiziza, Bill."
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"Hi, guys."
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"Nothing."
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"Table."
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"Well..."
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"You know..."
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"Yes."
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"your space pod is so...big."
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"Yeah, you know what, and besides that,"
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"the reactor-core repair specialists?"
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"Fine. Let's just flip for it."
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"blew up the Death Star, killing thousands."
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"has claimed responsibility for the terrorist act."
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"Yeah. All right."
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"Well, how long has it been since you had sex?"
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"Here it is."
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