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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - M.E. Time (S01E01)

"Detectives."
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"Hello."
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"Shirt's buttoned wrong."
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"Huh. So it is."
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"Well, how can I help you?"
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"I haven't seen him."
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"Thanks for coming by."
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"Hold on."
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"Ah, thank goodness you're here."
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"I am so lost."
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"Do you know where the vending machines are?"
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"Look, it's not what it seems like."
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"Yes, it is."
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"and in conclusion, here we are."
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"Now if you'll excuse me..."
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"but everyone knows it's natural causes."
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"Not anymore. We think it could be a murder."
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"Wait, like a murder murder,"
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"or, like, his mouth murdered him"
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"by making him eat so much food"
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"We need the autopsy to be sure."
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"I have not gotten to that yet."
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"40 times?"
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"Look, I'm sorry."
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"We didn't know it was a homicide."
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"Well, it shouldn't matter."
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"It's more than okay."
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"I'd need my assistant,"
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"when Jake showed up."
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"Guilty."
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"I will act as your assistant"
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"because I am a wonderful secondary."
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"this chest cavity for me."
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"Oh. Wow."
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"Yep, there are some signs of stress on the heart,"
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"but that's not surprising."
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"Oh, will you look at that stomach lining?"
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"God, that is just a beaut."
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"Ugh."
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"and take your hand..."
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"Get it down there."
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"Get it on in."
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"There you go."
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"- Caught him? - Yes, sir."
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"You could be a professional artist, boss."
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"Like on the boardwalk."
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"You think I should draw caricatures?"
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"That's garbage art!"
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"I'm saying you could. You're that good."
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"Captain, the credit really goes to sergeant Jeffords."
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"Without his refined artistic skills..."
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"I gotta say, I always hate how I look in pictures,"
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"but that is so flattering."
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"Also, I'm innocent."
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"Shut up."
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"Sarge, I need you to do one more drawing for me."
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"What?"
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"It'll cheer the Captain up."
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"This is a lot of pressure."
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"If I'm gonna do this, it has to be done right."
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"I'll get both."
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"You know, this is one of the most unhealthy people"
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"I've ever seen."
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"It's like cutting"
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"into a big, overstuffed ravioli."
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"Sure you want me to keep digging?"
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"Unfortunately, yes."
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"If the primary on this case says it's a murder,"
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"we have to treat it like a murder."
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"Okay. Here we go."
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"Oh."
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"Wanna see something cool?"
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"No."
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"Here it is."
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"That's what I'm talking about."
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"Goosh."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"In the biz, we call that"
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""the death bubble." It's pretty cool."
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"- Here, you wanna hold it? - No!"
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"Knock knock."
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"Okay."
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"I think you're having a bad day."
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"So, to cheer you up I had Terry do this painting"
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"to replace the photo you hated."
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"I threw away the photo because I think it's ostentatious"
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"to hang pictures of yourself."
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"- Oh. - But you would have me"
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"What? No ornate gold frame?"
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"and now my time on this"
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"when you should have been filing a report"
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"Oh, I did."
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"- Oh. - Mm-hmm."
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"Thank you. Dismissed."
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"And here's the really cool part."
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"Get in here, look at the scarring on this liver."
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"Ingested."
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"All right, I'm gonna go tell him."
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"Nope. Sorry."
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"The spell has worn off."
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"No more weird dead guy sex for me ever again."
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"I just think sex is for the living."
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"Isn't that right, buddy?"
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"Oh, that is terrifying."
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"I figured out why you've been so tense."
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"You're worried about the monthly crime statistics."
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"That's not your concern."
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"I just checked the stats myself."
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"Our arrest numbers haven't improved since you got here."
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"If this is your strategy to cheer me up,"
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"it's backfiring."
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"how good flat numbers are."
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"A precinct's numbers almost always get worse"
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"under new leadership, but ours didn't."
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"That's a win."
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"you're well on your way"
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"You know, we're birds of a feather, you and I."
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"We know you killed your husband."
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"plus the autopsy showed clear signs of poison."
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"- was very gross. - Noted."
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