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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - M.E. Time (S01E01)

"My only question is, why'd you do it?"
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"Um, he drove me to it."
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"Permission to make a fat joke? Granted."
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"Are you sure you didn't mean "don flan"?"
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"Thanks. Nice."
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"for the murder of your husband."
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"Sarge, that painting is tight."
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"It's terrible."
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"The brushwork is sloppy."
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"There's poor use of negative space."
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"I'm a fraud."
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"Not at all."
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"He'll be glad you made me look so happy."
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"I was trying to make him look serious."
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"I still can't read him."
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"- No one can. - I can."
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"- You nailed it. - Here."
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"And I'm sorry I was such a bad number two."
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"I may, for the first time,"
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"have been a bit of a jerk,"
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"and I'm sorry."
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"♪ Between two guys"
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"D.A. wants to set bail for Patterson's wife."
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"They need me to send them all the files."
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"I'll go back there and do the busy work."
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"You guys stay here and keep celebrating."
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"You sure you're not just sneaking off"
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"for more weird dead guy sex?"
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"Okay, bye."
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"God. Crazy day, huh?"
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"I hate small talk."
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"Sorry."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Carry my bag."
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"♪ There isn't a lot to spare ♪"
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"This is how I walk."
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"any more meds in the bathroom."
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"It's... it's so weird."
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"You look chipper, Captain."
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"There was a small fire in my home."
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"Can you help me out?"
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"Is that your idea of being a good secondary?"
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"Arnie, shut up."
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"Unless I get a direct order from Boyle"
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"We were going on a cruise together next week."
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"I'm sure you have a lot to do."
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"Okay. All right."
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"Jake volunteered to follow up with the M.E."
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"who brought us together."
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"That's definitely what happened."
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"The guy died of natural causes."
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"As you would imagine, I'm normally up"
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"Oh."
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"Bruising around the neck."
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"But more importantly, that's what you were doing"
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"And it was in couch mode."
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"Ten minutes."
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"Except that I'm younger, Cuban,"
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"but I'm also the secondary in this case."
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"Good."
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"We better go down there."
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"See what's holding him up."
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"Uh, we came by to get that autopsy report."
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"Yes, it is. Here's what happened."
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"Look, I'm sorry I slowed down the autopsy results,"
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"Murder murder."
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"You guys have been down here for two hours."
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"What, did you have sex 40 times?"
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"How gross could it be?"
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"Just gonna need you to hold open"
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"All right."
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"He looked just like the sergeant's sketch."
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"Finish the paperwork by noon."
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"I want it included in the crime stats."
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"He may even lean back in his chair a little"
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"Well, I know you're having a bad day..."
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"Oh, that's where they went."
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"Or you could stay for a post-mortem."
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"It's nothing personal,"
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"That cruise you planned was for one,"
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"Mrs. Patterson, you are under arrest"
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"I agree, it is a wonderful moment."
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"What a wonderful moment. Rosa, do you agree?"
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"It's all right. It's all right."
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"And with a record five felonies solved in one week,"
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"It's a great picture, sir."
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"I'm really glad you could sneak away from your case."
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"And to the ginormous, dead fat man"
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"and nod slightly."
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"Good."
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"I went back 12 years."
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"Nice job, Boyle."
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"What do you need, Quasimodo?"
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"Oh, that is so big."
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"You just wasted your time, Terry's time,"
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"Sorry."
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"will you please perform the autopsy for us right now?"
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"Saying it is ridiculous."
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"Especially when you haven't earned a place on the wall."
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"It's just your first month."
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"We heard."
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"Ask him about his bank..."
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"- You should shower more. - Yep."
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"Rosa, what's your call? Weird or sexy?"
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"Updates on open cases."
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"Have you heard anything from the M.E.?"
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"You know?"
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"and I'll prove it."
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"Hey, sergeant."
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"Just like holding open some slimy elevator doors."
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"Peralta pulls ahead."
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"You got it."
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"I gotta go meet with Boyle and Peralta."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Poison."
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"Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me."
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"Light 'em up, Boyle."
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"Be careful."
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"♪ Consider yourself part of the furniture ♪"
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"You're the primary, you're in charge."
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