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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - M.E. Time (S01E01)

"but it turns out there's not enough paper on earth."
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"Thanks, Arnie."
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"See, Arnie thinks I'm doing great."
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"Jake, for once, just hang back"
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"and let Boyle do his job."
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"Fine."
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"I will stand here motionless"
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"like a wise, old oak tree."
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"You look like an idiot."
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"I'm so sorry for your loss, Mrs. Patterson."
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"Can you talk about what happened after breakfast?"
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"I took the dog for a walk."
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"When I came back, he was dead."
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"He had pre-purchased the unlimited soda package."
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"I'm sure the soft drink industry mourns his passing."
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"Motion reactivated."
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"Detective Jake Peralta."
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"Don't let me get in your way."
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"Actually, I've been given a direct order"
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"to do nothing, so."
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"What brings you here..."
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"Sorry. Sorry."
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"How's the Patterson case looking?"
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"It looks like natural causes,"
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"but I'll know for sure once I get"
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"the autopsy results tomorrow."
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"My man is all over it."
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"but on the plus side, I have all the time in the world."
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"She hasn't sent the autopsy report."
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"and she got super busy?"
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"Okay, just let me know when she calls."
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"You got it."
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"Hey, can I ask you guys something?"
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"Do you know anything about my life?"
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"Okay, so you know the new medical examiner?"
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"I kinda had sex with her last night."
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"What?"
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"Oh, sorry, I forgot who I was talking to."
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"Sex is something that two adults do with their bodies"
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"when they're attracted to each other."
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"He's right, Santiago. Do you not know that?"
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"I meant, what were you thinking?"
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"She was supposed to be doing an autopsy"
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"for your primary, Charles."
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"Anyways, back to last night."
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"for pretty much anything in the bedroom,"
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"but I can't tell if what happened was weird or sexy."
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"Wait. Close your eyes."
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"Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh."
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"What are you doing?"
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"I like 'em cold."
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"Okay..."
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"Not that weird."
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"You're reading into that."
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"Am I?"
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"Thank you."
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"and get my hands all over your organs."
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"Okay..."
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"I wonder how much your appendix weighs."
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"It's inflamed."
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"All right."
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"Wait, that's bad, right?"
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"Please tell me you ran out of there."
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"No."
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"Oh, what do we have here?"
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"Mmm."
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"Cause of death?"
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"Blunt force trauma."
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"But what do I find when I probe a little farther?"
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"Ooh, how long have you been dead, body?"
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"Four days."
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"Oh, uh, 24 hours."
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"Here we go."
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"Stop, stop, stop! Weird, weird, weird!"
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"- But also kinda sexy? - No. Weird."
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"Told ya."
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"What do you guys want from me?"
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"I blow off work to have sex with a hot coroner,"
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"I'm a bad secondary."
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"I can't win."
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"Um, just weird sex stuff"
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"I once had sex on a futon."
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"How much longer are you gonna work on this?"
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"that made Van Gogh cut off his ear."
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"You can't put a clock on art."
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"Great."
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"so we can give Holt some good news."
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"I wanna cheer him up."
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"Well, how do you even know he's in a bad mood?"
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"I mean, it's impossible to read that guy."
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"This is the most incompetent, worthless report"
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"I have ever read in my life!"
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"you won't live to see retirement!"
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"It's like, "what's that guy thinking?""
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"I can read him."
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"And if anyone can figure out"
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"Captain Holt's not gay."
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"Captain Holt's gay?"
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"Seriously, man, just retire."
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"Boyle, where's my paperwork on that DOA?"
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"Supposed to come in first thing this morning,"
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"I'll call the M.E. and find out what happened."
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"Eh, bup-bup-bup-bup-bah."
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"For the record, I think it's natural causes anyway,"
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"It's my responsibility, so I will head on down there"
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"and pick up the report."
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"Bup-bup-bup-bup... Bup-bup-bup."
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"Yep, I am going to regret teaching him that one."
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"Rosa, can I show you something?"
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"What's up?"
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"that they were going on a cruise together next month,"
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"but her credit card bill shows only one ticket booked."
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"Where's that autopsy?"
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"Jake went down to the M.E. an hour and a half ago."
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"He still hasn't got back to me."
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"Jake went to get the autopsy report?"
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"I mean, he's really coming into his own as a secondary."
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"I wanna get him a thank you present."
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"You know what?"
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"Good call."
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