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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - M.E. Time (S01E01)

"Oh."
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"I'm the secondary."
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"Let's drink in silence."
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"Perfect."
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"I'm so glad we could finally do this."
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"I know, Kylie says you're always stuck at the precinct."
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"Speaking of, this is work."
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"What's up, Peralta?"
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"Captain called. He needs everybody back."
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"There's a lead on the nightingale strangler."
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"We're looking for a white male, 5'10", medium build,"
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"brown hair, small scar on his right cheek."
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"Okay."
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"His M.O. is he finds lonely women with no friends,"
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"poisons their food,"
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"and then guts 'em in his van."
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"It's pretty gnarly."
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"and witnesses have said"
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"he has trouble fitting lettuce in his mouth."
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"Apparently has the world's smallest penis"
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"Hi, there, I'm Jake Peralta,"
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"Amy's boss. That's not true."
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"Who is now leaving."
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"Worth it. Have a great night."
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"- Your boss seems really nice. - He's not my boss."
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"Yes, I am!"
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"five felonies in a week?"
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"Really? How?"
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"Five felonies in one week!"
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"Take Diaz and Peralta."
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"Yes."
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"Of cops on a case."
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"Detectives, our monthly crime statistics are due."
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"I want all paperwork on your closed cases by tomorrow."
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"Scully, you can just write"
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"I already got my paperwork in, Captain."
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"We have a good relationship."
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"No, sir, I wasn't... Peralta was the one that was talking."
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"God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever."
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"Joke's on you."
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"I skipped fourth grade."
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"Santiago, anything else?"
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"No. No?"
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"Uh-uh."
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"Dismissed."
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"Hey, Boyle. I know you haven't had Peralta"
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"It can be rough."
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"Hey, saboteur, that's not true."
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"I happen to be a very good secondary."
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"So you were just borrowing those cars?"
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"Ask about his bank account."
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"Ask about his bank account!"
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"Account."
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"You should ask him about his bank account."
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"Captain, Santiago broke the glass."
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"you just do whatever you want."
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"I could go on and on and on."
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"Is something no lover of yours has ever said."
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"Look, I can be an amazing secondary"
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"I know you will, Jake-in-the-box."
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"Okay, don't ever call me that again."
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"♪ Who cares"
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"♪ Whatever we've got we share ♪"
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"Only problem is, the sketch artist is out sick."
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"How do you want me to proceed?"
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"Figure it out, Santiago. It's your case."
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"Yes. I will do that."
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"Are you bowing?"
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"No."
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"Is there something wrong with the Captain?"
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"You all right, Captain?"
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"Tough weekend?"
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"We wove hats out of Palm fronds"
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"and swam with the stingrays."
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"Guy's impossible to read. Don't even try."
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"That is, without question,"
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"the funniest story I've ever heard."
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"This guy must have weighed 500 pounds."
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"I think we have an idea what killed him."
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"It was not starvation."
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"What do we got?"
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"Sorry, sorry."
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"Wife found him this morning and called it in."
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"Any signs of forced entry or a struggle?"
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"No."
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"You sure about that?"
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"Looks like maybe his belt"
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"had a pretty epic struggle with his stomach."
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"What are you thinking, Boyle?"
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"All ri... I'm calling natural causes."
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"We got heart medicine over here,"
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"home defibrillator."
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"from the cardiac wing of Brooklyn Methodist."
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"This case is open and shut."
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"That was my last fat joke."
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"Okay?"
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"Diaz, check and see if there's"
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"Boyle, see what you can find in the bedroom."
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"I'll take the kitchen."
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"Yep, that's exactly what I was gonna say."
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"what I'm gonna tell him to do,"
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"he just does it. It's weird."
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"I know you think you're complimenting me,"
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"You a big fan of Picasso's doodles?"
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"Can you please draw a perp for me?"
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"The sketch artist is out sick"
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"and the Captain wants this done right away."
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"Is he?"
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"You have a fun weekend?"
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"I'm devastated."
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"he and I have a connection"
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"and there is something bothering him."
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"Ma'am, can you please describe the perp"
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"to sergeant Jeffords?"
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"Yeah, he had, um, dark, curly hair,"
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"and a neck tattoo..."
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"Were they desperate? Lonely?"
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"They were brown."
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"And second, I'm helping."
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"I mean, I started cataloguing the contents of the fridge,"
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