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Clips from NewsRadio - Rat Funeral (S02E02)

This cannot be denied.

"This cannot be denied."

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But the flame of life which burns inside all of us

"But the flame of life which burns inside all of us"

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glows no less brightly when it is the flicker

"glows no less brightly when it is the flicker"

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None can deny that his departure

"None can deny that his departure"

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has left this world just a tiny bit darker.

"has left this world just a tiny bit darker."

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CATHERINE: Yes!

"CATHERINE: Yes!"

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MATTHEW: Amen.

"MATTHEW: Amen."

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Amen. Amen.

"Amen. Amen."

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Okay, I guess it's time,

"Okay, I guess it's time,"

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Oh, sure. Sure.

"Oh, sure. Sure."

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Yeah, yeah. I...

"Yeah, yeah. I..."

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I always wondered who was on this floor.

"I always wondered who was on this floor."

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Dave?

"Dave?"

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I'm here, Joe.

"I'm here, Joe."

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The last guy that touched me like that

"The last guy that touched me like that"

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got thrown through a plate glass window.

"got thrown through a plate glass window."

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BETH: It's Mike!

"BETH: It's Mike!"

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Come on! He's alive! Oh, my God.

"Come on! He's alive! Oh, my God."

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He came-- He was right--

"He came-- He was right--"

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There.

"There."

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Friendship. What is it?

"Friendship. What is it?"

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it's camaraderie and conversation.

"it's camaraderie and conversation."

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But for those poor creatures

"But for those poor creatures"

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eking out a hardscrabble existence every day,

"eking out a hardscrabble existence every day,"

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it's something else entirely.

"it's something else entirely."

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Hey, buddy,

"Hey, buddy,"

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Yeah, if you could just give us a moment. Thanks.

"Yeah, if you could just give us a moment. Thanks."

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All right, I guess...

"All right, I guess..."

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Dave, wait.

"Dave, wait."

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Bye.

"Bye."

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That was a rat that died.

"That was a rat that died."

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He was, like, an office mascot.

"He was, like, an office mascot."

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Ahem. Anyway, uh, I need your account number here and here.

"Ahem. Anyway, uh, I need your account number here and here."

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[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYS]

"[MARIACHI MUSIC PLAYS]"

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Drinks are on me tonight, guys.

"Drinks are on me tonight, guys."

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That's all right.

"That's all right."

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Ahem.

"Ahem."

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When was the last time

"When was the last time"

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we all got together and hung out like this after work?

"we all got together and hung out like this after work?"

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We do it all the time.

"We do it all the time."

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Oh, really?

"Oh, really?"

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I didn't know that.

"I didn't know that."

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usually after work,

"usually after work,"

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I have, uh, more work.

"I have, uh, more work."

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Why is Mike's death affecting us so much?

"Why is Mike's death affecting us so much?"

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I don't know about you guys,

"I don't know about you guys,"

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but I keep thinking about the dog I had

"but I keep thinking about the dog I had"

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What was the name of your dog?

"What was the name of your dog?"

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Woofy.

"Woofy."

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Mine was Jack.

"Mine was Jack."

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Spot.

"Spot."

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Spot.

"Spot."

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Jack? Beagle.

"Jack? Beagle."

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German shepherd.

"German shepherd."

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Part Doberman,

"Part Doberman,"

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part pit bull.

"part pit bull."

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Siamese.

"Siamese."

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I don't recall.

"I don't recall."

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Yeah, die? Hit by a car.

"Yeah, die? Hit by a car."

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Oh...

"Oh..."

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Jack? Liver cancer.

"Jack? Liver cancer."

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Hip dysplasia.

"Hip dysplasia."

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Bit a guy. Got put to sleep.

"Bit a guy. Got put to sleep."

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named-- named Dusty.

"named-- named Dusty."

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He was a wonderful animal.

"He was a wonderful animal."

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Just an... an amazing animal.

"Just an... an amazing animal."

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Mm. What was so amazing about it?

"Mm. What was so amazing about it?"

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Well, he could...

"Well, he could..."

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just be amazing.

"just be amazing."

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Oh, come on, David, tell us.

"Oh, come on, David, tell us."

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You don't want to hear it.

"You don't want to hear it."

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Hello in there!

"Hello in there!"

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You can come out of your shell.

"You can come out of your shell."

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You're among friends.

"You're among friends."

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Okay, Dusty could catch rats like nobody's business.

"Okay, Dusty could catch rats like nobody's business."

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Dave, how did Dusty die?

"Dave, how did Dusty die?"

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He didn't. He's still alive, 16 years old,

"He didn't. He's still alive, 16 years old,"

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My grandmother died a few years ago.

"My grandmother died a few years ago."

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Yeah. Thanks, Bill.

"Yeah. Thanks, Bill."

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Oh, you took up smoking?

"Oh, you took up smoking?"

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No, I meant about spending more non-work time

"No, I meant about spending more non-work time"

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Did you read that

"Did you read that"

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No, Bill, I didn't.

"No, Bill, I didn't."

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Look, uh...

"Look, uh..."

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let me ask you something.

"let me ask you something."

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Really, really cried?

"Really, really cried?"

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Hey, you know, when Cal Ripken broke the record,

"Hey, you know, when Cal Ripken broke the record,"

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You got a lump in your throat?

"You got a lump in your throat?"

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I got choked up.

"I got choked up."

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I suppose I got a lump in my throat too,

"I suppose I got a lump in my throat too,"

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before I started crying so hard,

"before I started crying so hard,"

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I had to run to that bathroom and lock myself in a stall.

"I had to run to that bathroom and lock myself in a stall."

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Then when I got out,

"Then when I got out,"

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That set me off again.

"That set me off again."

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Are you done, Bill?

"Are you done, Bill?"

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Why? Do you have to recharge your robot power pack?

"Why? Do you have to recharge your robot power pack?"

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Okay, well, thanks for the advice anyway.

"Okay, well, thanks for the advice anyway."

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Not bad.

"Not bad."

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Thunderbird, sir.

"Thunderbird, sir."

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There you go.

"There you go."

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Hey, Mr. James.

"Hey, Mr. James."

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how can I explain this? Um...

"how can I explain this? Um..."

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Uh-huh.

"Uh-huh."

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was a means of maintaining their...

"was a means of maintaining their..."

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humanity,

"humanity,"

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their emotional dignity.

"their emotional dignity."

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Who's Mike?

"Who's Mike?"

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So, what you're saying is that...

"So, what you're saying is that..."

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They are human beings.

"They are human beings."

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Oh, I see.

"Oh, I see."

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You're pretending

"You're pretending"

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that you really care about these people.

"that you really care about these people."

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No.

"No."

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Don't leave a trail.

"Don't leave a trail."

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I got you.

"I got you."

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Hey, Dave, what's this?

"Hey, Dave, what's this?"

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Oh, I...

"Oh, I..."

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Matthew, that's a glue trap.

"Matthew, that's a glue trap."

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because Mike and Mike's friend

"because Mike and Mike's friend"

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How can you be so sure?

"How can you be so sure?"

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