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Clips from Scrubs - My Brother, Where Art Thou? (S03E03)

"- Two days. - Feels like three."
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"Say hi to Wayne and good luck in the bumper-pool tournament."
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"I'm worried about you. Hanging with you today and watching you work,"
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"But you never came through for me once, did you?"
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"It's been great hanging with you."
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"Sharon called me a cracker."
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"Why aren't you apologising to your brother before he leaves?"
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"who's yelling at the TV, which is the microwave."
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"My militant brother Jabari, formerly Bob,"
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"Now check the ball, cracker."
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"I'm not sure. I don't know how confidence feels."
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"Just animals? Please, this dog is smarter than most people."
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"- He's definitely smarter than you. - Sir, I don't think..."
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"Those are definitely broken. Why did you do that?"
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"You send your brother in to do the dirty work, huh?"
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"And with an open fly, no less. Made you look. A twofer."
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"I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face."
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"You know what it's like to love someone so much, you'd do anything you had to?"
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"I'll see you two in the morning."
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"Darling, I wanna say something."
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"Tonight I want you to put on a nice dress."
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"I love you, too."
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"Every year I'd walk him to the wrong school. Just cos."
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"You don't need to be embarrassed. It happens all the time."
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"I'm a big fan of the tough-guy act, but let me tell you what I really think."
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"Johnny was always the one we knew was going someplace."
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"Sweet kid. Smart kid. Becoming a doctor, this is all he ever wanted."
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"otherwise you're gonna have to answer to me."
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"Good to see you, Dan."
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"I think he's got something stuck behind his big sharp tooth."
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"As a doctor, it's important to make small talk."
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"It's harder if your patient has dementia and can only say one word."
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"Now for a thousand dollars and this bag of IV fluids,"
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"guaranteed to make you feel like you're 190 again,"
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"what did Peter Piper pick a peck of?"
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"- Pickles. - I'm sorry, Mr Bober."
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"Newbie. Did I just walk in on you mocking an innocent patient?"
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"- Yes. - I've never felt closer to you."
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"The nursing home unload this gomer on us because they can't treat him."
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"So we get his temperature below 100 and then turf him right back"
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"and robbing the bastards blind, they bounce him back to us."
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"I could just give you a hug. Of course I never would."
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"I could, but I never would. God save me."
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"- You know what I love? - What?"
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"I'm bummed out about Elliot. I just needed someone to talk to."
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"Boo-frickin-hoo. I'm glad you called."
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"Mom's getting remarried for the seventh time. This is such a hassle for me."
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"- This Mom thing doesn't bother you? - Yes, it's killing me."
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"- So much so that I have to go. - All right, buddy. I'll see you soon."
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"- Real soon. - Wait."
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"- What's up, Dan? - Christopher."
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"- We have the makings of a dog pile. - Don't."
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"Sorry, dude. I gotta."
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"I miss Sean. This long-distance thing is killing me."
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"- Are you having phone sex? - Gross."
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"Have you and Turk ever done it?"
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"Last year when he went home for the holidays I gave him a call."
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"I'm not doing it here. That guy next door listens to everything I say."
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"Hi, sweetie. Are you naked?"
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"Good. Now I'm at your chest and my tongue starts to..."
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"Your nipples. Nipples, Sean. I'm licking your nipples."
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"Look, Oliver."
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"I did not just drop a toothbrush in the toilet."
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"- Was it blue? - Yellow."
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"- The audacity. - I know. But this is gonna be great."
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"Like when I came down to see you guys in med school."
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"Turk and I are working on our harmonizing."
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"Don't put your skivvies in the freezer. My Popsicles taste like fabric softener."
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"Make sure you're dry, otherwise you get a "tongue on the flagpole" situation."
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"You were only born cos Mom bounced a cheque."
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"I guess you're only here because Mom wrecked the car."
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"I've gotta scrape some cash together to see Sean."
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"It came to my attention that Dr Brogan here"
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"If he were to kill someone there, great."
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"But if he were to make a mistake here because of how tired he was,"
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"then my hospital would be liable."
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"So, Ted, why don't you tell everyone what my policy on moonlighting is?"
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"Dr Brogan will be suspended without pay for one week,"
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"but he gets to run around in my backyard wearing a foam suit"
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"so I can see if my dog Baxter's attack classes were worth the money."
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"- Is my message clear? - Absolutely, sir."
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"I just got the offer. But I'd make more money than I do now in an ambulance."
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"...ride around in an ambulance."
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"I heard there's a bed in the on-call room. Ever get hot and heavy in there?"
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"- Usually I'm in there by myself. - So yes."
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"My buddy Wayne lives a couple of miles upstate."
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"- I'm gonna be taking off tonight. - Thank God. Dr Cox."
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"- You remember my brother Dan? - What do you say, Coxy?"
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"- This is my boss. - You know what a boss is?"
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"Dan was wondering if he could trail with us today."
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"Good God, there are just so very many ways for me to say this to you."
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"Never, not in a million years, absolutely not,"
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"- I just wanna say thank you. - Hold the phone."
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"Yes, I took it. But it pays better."
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"This job is about helping women detect breast cancer and nothing more."
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"Cool. What's the gig?"
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"Looky here. Tell me, sir."
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"What brings Dr Dorian's favourite gomer back to the hospital?"
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"- Pickles. - Fair enough."
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"What's a gomer?"
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"An old person that takes up a room and doesn't have the common decency to die."
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"That's just rude is what that is."
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"Not gonna be necessary. His temperature's below 100. Take him away."
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"Sounds dark, but you gotta deal with this place any way you can."
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"by gum, mister, you had better be by the phone, cos I might give you a jingle."
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"The dog. I don't know why, but all cats hate me."
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"If I ever make eye contact with them, they freak out."
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"Well, well, well."
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"You all suck."
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"Well, Dan, what can I say? It's been three days."
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"- Actually, I don't think I'm leaving. - Why?"
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"the gomer talk and all the attitude, I'm not sure I like it."
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"- It's definitely not my little brother. - You know what?"
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"Once Dad left and Mom started marrying everyone that rang the doorbell,"
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"I'm in love with a girl who's in love with someone else"
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"and you responded by drinking my Baileys Irish Cream"
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"and whining about Mom's boyfriend."
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"and you wanna tell me what kind of person to be?"
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"Instead, why don't you just get the hell out of my life?"
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"But we're brothers. That counts for something, right?"
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