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Clips from Please Like Me - Burrito Bowl (S04E04)

"that's not going to sound patriarchy-ish?"
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"(PHONE RINGS)"
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"Hey! TOM: Josh."
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"Do you have cancer? No. I have fibroadenoma."
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"I choked Geoffrey. Yep, he asked me to choke him, so I did it."
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"Why would you bring that up?"
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"Like, you have to really believe"
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"that they're gonna want to choke you."
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"And I just don't know what he saw in me"
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"that makes him think that I think it's fun to hurt people"
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"that he didn't see four years ago."
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"Maybe all the time you spent hurting people for fun."
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"I didn't want to do it. I just did it to be polite."
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"Weird to hurt someone as a favour."
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"That's a very specific feeling that I've never felt before."
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"JOSH: Yeah, it was just so exhilarating."
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"I gotta go now, OK? I'm at Mum's. No! No, no."
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"Hi, Ma! Ma, it's me."
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"Ma?"
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"Ma?"
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"Nope. Nope."
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"Nope. No. No."
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"Nope."
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"(PHONE RINGS)"
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"And Tom is worried that I... I need to talk to Tom."
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"Why? Just give me Tom."
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"What's uuuup?"
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"This is a joke. This...this better not be a joke."
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"No. No, no, it's not a joke."
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"Oh, shit."
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"Uh, have you called an ambulance?"
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"Oh, shit."
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"OK. Um, OK, you need to call your dad."
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"That's just not what I want."
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"Um, someone needs to come get her."
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"I don't...I don't want someone to come and get her."
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"OK, I-I can call for you, if you want."
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"I know that's not what you mean when you say you don't want to,"
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"but I can organise it."
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"(PHONE RINGS)"
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"Do you want rice? No rice."
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"Black beans?"
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"No. No thanks, just to be safe. I'm trying not to eat carbs."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"All salads? Yeah, I'll have all the salads."
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"Jalapenos? Yes, to jalapenos."
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"Uh, yeah."
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"Gee, with the price of avocados lately, Josh,"
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"Are you sure? It's pretty spicy."
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"No, no. I love it spicy, yeah. (CHUCKLES)"
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"H-h-hang on. Hang on, hang on."
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"Is tap alright? Yeah, yeah."
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"Dad, Mum killed herself."
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"I found her in her room. She's dead."
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"No, no. I'll...I'll clean it up."
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"I'll get the mop. No, it's OK. I'll clean it up."
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"Dad?"
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"When was the last time you saw your mum?"
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"Uh, like, three days ago."
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"Sorry."
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"Thanks very much."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"I guess we better lock up and get out of here."
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"Yeah."
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"We should probably clear out the fridge."
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"I don't want things to go off."
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"You want that milk? There's still a few days left."
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"Smoked salmon. No point wasting that."
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"Dad, it's just... What's in there?"
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"Dad, I just, I really need you to stop clearing out the fridge."
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"(SOBS)"
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"MAE: If you need anything at all, you call me, OK?"
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"If you need me to bring you dinner, you call me and I get it."
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"If you need a lift, you call me, yeah?"
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"You give me your laundry, OK?"
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"And if I hear that you did anything for yourself,"
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"I will be very angry, Josh."
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"Oh, um, Josh... What?"
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"Forgot what I was gonna say."
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"OK, um, we should get food."
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"Hungry, Alan? No."
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"Well, maybe some fish and chips."
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"OK, OK."
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"Um, are you hungry, Josh?"
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"No."
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"Well, I'm pretty annoyed that Tom's more into the fish and chips"
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"than the lasagne I made."
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"What? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm not hungry."
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"No, no, no. Not you."
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"You can do whatever you want today. It's not..."
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"Nah, nah."
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"(PHONE RINGS)"
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"Hello."
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"Uh, wha... Oh, no, Hannah."
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"I just didn't know."
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"I didn't listen to her, Josh. I just..."
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"..that she was just being mean for the fun of it?"
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"It's like I forgot she was mental."
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"Fuck! JOSH: Yeah."
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"Um, OK, you know this isn't your fault, yeah?"
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"HANNAH: I don't know what to do."
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"Yeah. You know, uh... I just can't handle the guilt."
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"(TEARFULLY) I just don't want to."
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"(HANNAH SOBS)"
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"Oh, fuck. Sorry. I'm so sorry, Josh."
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"I just...I think I'm gonna need you to call Arnold."
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"I can do that. Thank you."
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"(PHONE RINGS)"
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"(PHONE RINGS)"
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"ARNOLD: Please leave a message and I will call you back."
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"Should I leave a message? (BEEP!)"
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"No."
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"Uh, OK."
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"While Ella was in the room"
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"being examined by the really hot doctor,"
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"about how if you are a blind person allergic to dogs"
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"you can get a miniature guide horse."
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"Miniature guide horse? Yeah."
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"Yeah, that's what I read -"
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"that if you are a blind person"
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