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Clips from Please Like Me - Burrito Bowl (S04E04)

"That sounds expensive."
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"Alright, guys, it's 'miniature sex workers' now."
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"(BOTH LAUGH)"
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"I want you to know, we actually already had that conversation today,"
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"but we did again so that you could hear the funny horse pun."
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"(WHISPERS) Thank you."
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna go to bed."
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"Are you OK to be by yourself? Yep."
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"Hot chocolate? No. I'm fine, thank you."
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"Night."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"That..."
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"It's so awful."
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"I feel...I feel so useless and small."
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"(SOBS)"
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"(BOTH WEEP)"
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"(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)"
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"MAE: There, you see?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"(GASPS) I know I'm the worst friend!"
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"I said I'd call and I didn't. I'm a dick! I'm a penis!"
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"I'm an actual penis!"
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"you're gonna have in your life."
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"Are you ready? (SNIFFLES)"
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"Oh."
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"I can think of literally nothing helpful to say."
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"Everyone keeps trying to make it better,"
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"that's gonna be really shit for a while."
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"(SOFTLY) Yeah."
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"I have to go."
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"(CRIES SOFTLY)"
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"(SOBS LOUDLY)"
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"(CONTINUES SOBBING LOUDLY)"
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"# Chitty bang bang Chitty bang bang"
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"Don't you think instead it'd be fun to, like, just be cute with me?"
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"You look really good. Thank you."
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"I know."
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"Sorry. No, yeah, yeah."
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"No, I don't want to leave, actually, as it happens."
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"Look at me - I'm not just losing,"
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"What do you mean? Like, what's next?"
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"What's your plan? I'm meant to have a plan?"
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"Yes."
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"It's just weird that you would presume"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"My doctor's the same gender as me."
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"Wait, I didn't get to tell you about the hot doctor."
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"Um, do black beans have carbs, Josh?"
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"What is it, Josh?"
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"you can get a miniature prostitute to guide you around."
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"No."
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"Uh, sometimes when I think of her,"
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"You know, I don't want to underthink."
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"I lost track for a while, if I'm honest, but I'm focused."
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"(CHUCKLES) Yes."
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"ELLA: You see, he was very hot, and he had to touch my boobies."
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"I'll get there."
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"..they seem like she was trying to say goodbye."
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"What are you reading about in the newspaper?"
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"That's great."
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"Yeah."
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"I don't know what to do now."
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"I don't want to. Yeah, I just don't want to call my dad."
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"I don't know. Uh..."
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"Anything. Even if it's small."
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"..that was just the most difficult thing I've ever done."
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"the last few conversations that we've had, they just..."
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"He's being...he's being extraordinarily sweet."
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"You shower out here? No, I shower at the gym."
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"and that you're a grandparent"
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"Whoa!"
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"That's just not...that's just not what I want today."
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"'Bye."
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"Um, so this is one of the hardest conversations"
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"as the truest version of myself."
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"uh, I read an article"
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"Absolutely at no point"
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"Absolutely!"
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"Goodbye. I'm sorry."
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"He definitely doesn't look at the other boys like that."
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"I forgot. I don't have any gas."
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"I should not be here anymore. Why?"
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"Yeah, we should absolutely stop this while we're ahead."
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"ALAN: Hi, Josh. Dad?"
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"Dad, Dad...I have something to tell you."
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"Josh, I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have left."
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"I'm gonna have to, aren't I?"
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"Hannah, I just...I gotta go to bed."
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"Do you need anything? Tea or wine? Maybe not alcoholic."
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"# Ba-do-ba ba-de-ba-di-ba ba-da-ba boo-bah"
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"(GENTLE MUSIC)"
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"That's the flirtiest comment I've ever heard."
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"Dad? Um..."
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"(WEEPS) Fuck."
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"I think I said, "It's weird having a doctor who's the same age as you.""
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"You know, how did I assume... Don't, Hannah."
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"No, definitely, he misses you. He loves you. Yeah, definitely."
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"And I'll have the spicy sauce."
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"Right? Yeah."
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"Dad, just stop clearing out the fridge. Thank you."
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"Maybe tell me about your day."
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"JOSH: Nah, he just does that when he's cold."
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"And I'm just...I'm shattered. He really snuggled me last night."
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"Sweet, sweet. Fibroadenoma!"
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"I just don't know what to do now."
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"so how do you know that getting back to your truest version of yourself"
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"Josh, I'm busy. OK."
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"Oop! (CHUCKLES)"
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"(SOBS) So, yes, thank you for acknowledging that."
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"I don't think you need to clear out the fridge."
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"You sound so exhilarated. I think you liked it."
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"but it just can't, it cannot be made better."
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"I don't want to go back to the hospital."
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"The bit that was left or the mechanical claw bit?"
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"Seems like quite a big risk, doesn't it, to ask someone to choke you?"
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"Uh, Mum's dead. Yep, I'm sitting with her now and she's dead."
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"I just left."
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"(PHONE RINGS)"
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"No, it's not. (CLEARS THROAT) Yeah."
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