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Clips from Please Like Me - Burrito Bowl (S04E04)

You don't know that.

"You don't know that."

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(SIGHS)

"(SIGHS)"

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Hannah. Oh.

"Hannah. Oh."

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That table came out of nowhere, didn't it?

"That table came out of nowhere, didn't it?"

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It really wasn't looking where it was goin'.

"It really wasn't looking where it was goin'."

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You look lovely. Very expensive.

"You look lovely. Very expensive."

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I've got tenure. Oh.

"I've got tenure. Oh."

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I've, er, got posture.

"I've, er, got posture."

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You've been on my mind a lot lately, Hannah.

"You've been on my mind a lot lately, Hannah."

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I can't believe you wrote a letter to my mum.

"I can't believe you wrote a letter to my mum."

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She wasn't that fond of you.

"She wasn't that fond of you."

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Well, it was the only way I could find you.

"Well, it was the only way I could find you."

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You're not on social media. You almost don't exist.

"You're not on social media. You almost don't exist."

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Um, are you sick?

"Um, are you sick?"

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No. No, I don't think so.

"No. No, I don't think so."

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So not sick. Have you joined AA?

"So not sick. Have you joined AA?"

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Are you trying to think of all the negative reasons

"Are you trying to think of all the negative reasons"

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why I might get back in contact with you?

"why I might get back in contact with you?"

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Yeah. Well, we didn't end well.

"Yeah. Well, we didn't end well."

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Yeah. It was brutal.

"Yeah. It was brutal."

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It was the prequel to Fury Road

"It was the prequel to Fury Road"

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where we find out how Charlize Theron lost her arm.

"where we find out how Charlize Theron lost her arm."

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(LAUGHS)

"(LAUGHS)"

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See? You still make me laugh.

"See? You still make me laugh."

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I still hate myself so much I want to hit myself with a hammer.

"I still hate myself so much I want to hit myself with a hammer."

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But I can do three push-ups.

"But I can do three push-ups."

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I missed you, John.

"I missed you, John."

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He has this new-found sense of independence.

"He has this new-found sense of independence."

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Sometimes he sits in rooms alone without me.

"Sometimes he sits in rooms alone without me."

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I think he remembers me.

"I think he remembers me."

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Whoa.

"Whoa."

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(SOFTLY) Hi.

"(SOFTLY) Hi."

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Come on through.

"Come on through."

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Ta-da!

"Ta-da!"

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Solar hot-water system.

"Solar hot-water system."

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That is a hose. OK.

"That is a hose. OK."

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Look, I put up fairy lights.

"Look, I put up fairy lights."

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Yeah, I really feel like I'm finally catching up with the Kardashians.

"Yeah, I really feel like I'm finally catching up with the Kardashians."

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That's one fine caravan.

"That's one fine caravan."

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Would you like to see inside the palace?

"Would you like to see inside the palace?"

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Sure. Let's do this.

"Sure. Let's do this."

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Ladies first.

"Ladies first."

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I'm a lady. (LAUGHS)

"I'm a lady. (LAUGHS)"

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Mmm, no, no, no, no. Not every time.

"Mmm, no, no, no, no. Not every time."

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But I've been googling how.

"But I've been googling how."

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You're really not very good at being dominant, are you?

"You're really not very good at being dominant, are you?"

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OK. Take that back, you sissy!

"OK. Take that back, you sissy!"

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(LAUGHS)

"(LAUGHS)"

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You can't fight me. Obviously you're stronger than me.

"You can't fight me. Obviously you're stronger than me."

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Oh, yeah. Pretend.

"Oh, yeah. Pretend."

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(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC)

"(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC)"

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Never had a doctor the same age as me before.

"Never had a doctor the same age as me before."

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(CHUCKLES)

"(CHUCKLES)"

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Just lift your arm for me.

"Just lift your arm for me."

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Are you alright? Yeah, sorry. It's fine.

"Are you alright? Yeah, sorry. It's fine."

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You alright? Yeah, I'm good.

"You alright? Yeah, I'm good."

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OK. I'm good.

"OK. I'm good."

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It's all good. All good here.

"It's all good. All good here."

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Oi.

"Oi."

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I've got milk. Look, in tiny buckets.

"I've got milk. Look, in tiny buckets."

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(CHUCKLES) Good.

"(CHUCKLES) Good."

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You know, when you said that you were living in a caravan,

"You know, when you said that you were living in a caravan,"

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you know...I kind of thought you were joking.

"you know...I kind of thought you were joking."

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Well, it's both true and a joke, isn't it?

"Well, it's both true and a joke, isn't it?"

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Methinks you might want to make your exit now.

"Methinks you might want to make your exit now."

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Yeah, you do. Remember, old habits?

"Yeah, you do. Remember, old habits?"

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You like to leave me. Hannah, you're overthinking this.

"You like to leave me. Hannah, you're overthinking this."

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Well, how much is enough think?

"Well, how much is enough think?"

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You've given it adequate think.

"You've given it adequate think."

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I want to kiss you. Gosh.

"I want to kiss you. Gosh."

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What the hell are you doing?

"What the hell are you doing?"

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Like, look at you. You're winning at life.

"Like, look at you. You're winning at life."

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I'm not even playing anymore.

"I'm not even playing anymore."

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You being here doesn't make any sense.

"You being here doesn't make any sense."

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No, you being here doesn't make any sense, Hannah.

"No, you being here doesn't make any sense, Hannah."

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When we met, you were the winner.

"When we met, you were the winner."

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I wouldn't be winning...

"I wouldn't be winning..."

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..this winnerly, if it wasn't for you.

"..this winnerly, if it wasn't for you."

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What good is being the winner if...

"What good is being the winner if..."

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Chicken dinner. What?

"Chicken dinner. What?"

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Yeah, no idea. I regret saying that.

"Yeah, no idea. I regret saying that."

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Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

"Winner, winner, chicken dinner."

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It's just fibroadenoma. Is that good?

"It's just fibroadenoma. Is that good?"

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It's not cancer? Not cancer.

"It's not cancer? Not cancer."

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Fibroadenoma. High five! OK!

"Fibroadenoma. High five! OK!"

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He was so young for a doctor.

"He was so young for a doctor."

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Did you like it when he touched your boobies?

"Did you like it when he touched your boobies?"

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No, Tom. I was too worried about my cancer.

"No, Tom. I was too worried about my cancer."

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Wasn't just young, though, was he?

"Wasn't just young, though, was he?"

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He was, like, a full babe. Like a model but educated.

"He was, like, a full babe. Like a model but educated."

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I wish he'd touched my boobies.

"I wish he'd touched my boobies."

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He was a dream. Mmm. I don't know.

"He was a dream. Mmm. I don't know."

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Nothing's ever been more clear than that guy's dreaminess.

"Nothing's ever been more clear than that guy's dreaminess."

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(SCOFFS) What? What?

"(SCOFFS) What? What?"

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You're just looking at me like I'm in love with him.

"You're just looking at me like I'm in love with him."

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Whoa! Whoa.

"Whoa! Whoa."

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was I thinking you were in love with that doctor.

"was I thinking you were in love with that doctor."

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OK. OK.

"OK. OK."

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So, what's next in store for you?

"So, what's next in store for you?"

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I'm...

"I'm..."

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Shit, I don't know. What's next in store for you?

"Shit, I don't know. What's next in store for you?"

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I'm ready to focus.

"I'm ready to focus."

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What are you focusing on?

"What are you focusing on?"

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I'm focusing on trying to get back to the truest version of myself.

"I'm focusing on trying to get back to the truest version of myself."

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Is this not the truest version of yourself?

"Is this not the truest version of yourself?"

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I don't think you've ever really known me

"I don't think you've ever really known me"

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OK, but you just said you were trying to improve,

"OK, but you just said you were trying to improve,"

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is gonna be an improvement?

"is gonna be an improvement?"

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(CHUCKLES) Oh, wow!

"(CHUCKLES) Oh, wow!"

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Do you not think there's a discord

"Do you not think there's a discord"

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between your personality and my personality?

"between your personality and my personality?"

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that I thought you were into the doctor.

"that I thought you were into the doctor."

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Can't you just be happy that I don't have cancer?

"Can't you just be happy that I don't have cancer?"

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I don't even remember.

"I don't even remember."

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OK, fine. Yeah, he was hot. That was entertaining.

"OK, fine. Yeah, he was hot. That was entertaining."

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Imagine if you had a hot doctor touching your body.

"Imagine if you had a hot doctor touching your body."

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Well, thanks to the patriarchy,

"Well, thanks to the patriarchy,"

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the majority of doctors available at short notice are men.

"the majority of doctors available at short notice are men."

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I hate it when you blame the patriarchy.

"I hate it when you blame the patriarchy."

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What can I possibly say now

"What can I possibly say now"

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