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Clips from Community (2009) - Anthropology 101 (S02E02)

"Welcome, students, new and old , to another fall semester at Greendale."
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"who then walked out on her. Unforgettable."
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""Batman and Shaft," wow. Reading Troy's Twitter where"
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"Boy, I hope I'm not around when you do mean to be a tool."
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"You're Britta Perry? Yeah, what's it to you?"
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"My heart may have overstated... Do you sign stuff?"
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"We agreed you and I kissing was a mistake."
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"If anyone were to find out, I would be tarred, feathered,"
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"Star-Burns has grown reliant on his sideburns"
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"Britta put herself out there and you walked away,"
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"Divorce."
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"Tools. Like this blowgun I used to hunt monkeys"
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"with the Korubo in the Amazon."
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"Would somebody with too much pride do this?"
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"Current balance: $23.20."
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"Sorry, looks like your food just walked out on you."
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"I know you're excited to be popular with women,"
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"The people's champion."
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"Sorry, man, I gotta go where the heat is."
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"Not every woman, not the one that deserves to be with you."
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"All women deserve to be with me, and vice versa."
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"Don't be shy, come on up, have a sip."
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"The yogi of India swear by its restorative powers."
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"Your tribe's assignment for tomorrow is to tell me which tool that is."
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"Britta."
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"More than anything in the world."
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"I downloaded a song that makes me think of you."
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"- That's selfish, Abed. - If you were a friend,"
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"Clearly, the most important tool is the cross, representing Christianity."
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"It's an ax. It's an ax?"
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"I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival,"
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"but fair warning, it's my penis."
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"Aww. Do you think you'll marry Britta?"
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"Was there anything you didn't win that day?"
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"Hmm?"
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"After the Transfer Dance."
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"Shirley, since you have clearly failed to grasp the central insipid metaphor"
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"Wow, is that your lame attempt to try and pass the hot seat to me?"
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"I'm just sharing what you say."
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"We have you."
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"Ahem. I'm on the clock for another hour if you want me to do some Batman lines."
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"Not sitting with your little group? The group is done."
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"Good morning, class."
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"Let's dive in and hear the results of your assignment."
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"Who wants to go first?"
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"I don't know, Mr. Winger, the last time I called on you,"
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"Heh. A gay fact."
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"That's my answer, professor."
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"So I'm gonna use this to attack you,"
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"Uh... Oh... Uh..."
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"- Oh, my God. - Jeffrey."
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"- Oh, my God. - Jeffrey."
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"Your friendship is more important than 600,000 strangers."
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"- No. - Who would watch that?"
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"You're right. That's true."
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"Is there any room in this pocket for a little spare Chang?"
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"Give us a little time to think it over. Totally, man."
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"We have the strength to survive anything."
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"# Order is Primate Family: Hominidae #"
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"# There's nothing that a hundred men Or more could ever do #"
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"It's time for clean slates and fresh starts."
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"Celebrate your fresh start tonight"
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"at the Fresh-Start Dance in the cafeteria."
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"The same cafeteria where Britta Perry professed her love to Jeff Winger"
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"Plus, free punch and Fresh-Start cookies"
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"tonight at the Fresh-Start Dance."
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"Look at us, living together, driving to school together."
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"I know, we're like Batman and Shaft."
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"Batman actually had a guy. His name was Robin."
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"He rode around with him."
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"Troy, Batman's friend didn't have to be Robin,"
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"he could've been Shaft, Dolemite, Leroy Brown."
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"he posts everything Pierce says? Yeah, it's hilarious."
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"Hey. Hello, Annie."
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"I like your hair. Thank you, Abed."
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"You're welcome. Jeffrey, hello."
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"How was your summer? I live with you."
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"- How was your summer? - Great."
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"- Oh, okay. - Hey."
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"Okay."
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"So you guys ready for whatever Anthropology is?"
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"We should wait for Britta."
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"Do we know she's coming back? She never returned my calls or e-mails."
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"Me neither."
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"It's not gonna be the same without her."
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"Did you guys see Toy Story 3?"
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"Yes. Oh, I loved Toy Story 3."
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"- It was amazing, I love... - Hey!"
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"Whoa! Oh!"
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"Hey, Toy Story... Britta. How's it going?"
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"Okay, yeah, yeah. I made an ass of myself and Jeff at that dance."
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"I was caught up in a competition with his ex-girlfriend,"
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"and I wish I could erase the entire night."
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"And I owe you an apology. I accept."
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"You don't owe us anything and you don't have to hide from us."
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"You? I'm hiding from them. It's like high school all over again."
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"Psycho Britta, the walking freak show"
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"for every Barbie with a Cosmo subscription."
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"I don't mean to be a tool, but you embarrassed me too, so call it karma."
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"Let's just put this behind us and just walk to class, okay?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"You're the coolest."
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"Right. Um..."
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"Being fearless, honest, speaking from your heart."
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""Jeff Winger, I love you." Right."
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"- Now and again. - Awesome."
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"I don't like where that's going."
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"I know, right?"
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"Look,"
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"um, remember the little talk we had?"
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"The one about discretion? Yes. Stop that."
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"and put on websites people check when buying a house."
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"It's forgotten, Jeff, jeez. I'm not some love-struck teenybopper."
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"But we didn't just kiss, we Frenched."
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"I checked the make-out meter in this month's issue of"
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"National Review."
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"I don't like where that's going."
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"Señor Chang. Oh, wait, I guess it's not señor anymore."
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"What should we call you? Student Chang?"
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"Two-Credits-Into- a-Music-Major Chang?"
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