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Clips from Malcolm in the Middle - Stock Car Races (S01E01)

"Ow!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What are you doing?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Help! Ow! Help!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Mom!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Cut it out. Cut it out."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ow! Help!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Reese: I didn't do anything, Mom."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Yes, no, maybe *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Can you repeat the question? *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* You're not the boss of me now *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"* Life is unfair. *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Honey, which juice don't I like..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You should see it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Excuse me?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"And if gifted kids are supposed to square-dance, then you'll do it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"They're late."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Two blues, one pink."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We're doing better."
Malcolm in the Middle
"That's it."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Uh, that's okay, Dad."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Honestly, son, it'll be the highlight of my day."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Uh-oh, eyes down."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Patterson has just reversed..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Mom was right."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ow!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Very well."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Growling)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Francis, please lift up your right foot."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Look at this dog."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and yet even he understands the importance of obedience."
Malcolm in the Middle
"There will be no hot water for this floor for the entire month."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You can thank the cadet after I leave."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So, looking forward to school?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I guess."
Malcolm in the Middle
"'Cause we're not going to school."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I hope you'll remember for the rest of your lives."
Malcolm in the Middle
"but I've been planning this for years."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We're rebels."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We're wild men!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Where did I put the damn paycheck?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Yeah."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Those guys are wimps."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Of what?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Independence..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"to the things that give me my humanity."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I think I'm starting to bring out the rebel in you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Right."
Malcolm in the Middle
"only with concrete instead of all that grass."
Malcolm in the Middle
"* I don't want to work... *"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Here we go."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Excuse us, please."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You see, this is Rusty's last race ever."
Malcolm in the Middle
"So, I wanted to share him with you before he went..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"so that you can see for yourselves how much you can accomplish in this world..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"with a little persistence and determination."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Gentlemen, start your excitement, because here they come!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Whooping)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"That was just the pace lap."
Malcolm in the Middle
"See, it's about strategy and technique."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's about the melding of man and machine."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Dewey, stay with us."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You're going to get lost."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm watching him."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I pay attention."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Score!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come on."
Malcolm in the Middle
"nobody's T-shirts cover their stomachs..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"and I'm bored out of my mind."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I don't know."
Malcolm in the Middle
"if it wasn't something totally bitchin' on the other side."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come on."
Malcolm in the Middle
"We didn't do anything!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"You are such an idiot!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It actually was pretty bitchin'."
Malcolm in the Middle
"What does the sign say?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, that includes Jesus."
Malcolm in the Middle
"well, that he may not seem... graceful."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, you're serious."
Malcolm in the Middle
"within the time limit."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Just follow my lead."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And I guess you kids really didn't do any major harm..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Open it!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's locked!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"has retaken the lead with only 100 laps to go."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, this just plain hurts my feelings."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Oh, ma..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's just a snake, right?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"No big deal."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Whimpering)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Spangler: Oh, my God! Patton, no!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"so I just need your credit card number to..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"You know, I have learned more in two hours with you..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Sighs) So, did your life..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Who's Bob?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"My shower head."
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm way ahead of you."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Rusty!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I can't believe they're missing this."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Missed it!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"What'd he do?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Men... a terrible tragedy has befallen us."
Malcolm in the Middle
"At approximately 1700 hours..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"but, hampered by a lack of depth perception..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"They appear to be Raisinettes, sir."
Malcolm in the Middle
"It's just too perfect, sir."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Rusty Malcolm wins the stock car..."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Malcolm!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Hi. Where are your brothers?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Come on."
Malcolm in the Middle
"And I work the state fair."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, this all sounds pretty serious."
Malcolm in the Middle
"Clyde, Kevin!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Get to the car!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"(Moaning)"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Well, I hope you've all learned something today, huh?"
Malcolm in the Middle
"I'm not saying violence is cool, but that was cool!"
Malcolm in the Middle
"Ow! Ow! Reese!"
Malcolm in the Middle
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