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Clips from Seinfeld - The Pledge Drive (S06E06)

"I came to pick her up for her doctor's appointment."
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"I've been thinking about her. I just cashed some of her checks."
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"- That's right. - What kind of checks?"
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"Chemical? She hasn't used that account since her branch closed."
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"Kramer thought it would make her happy."
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"I never should have cashed those checks!"
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"Your grandmother's on a very fixed income."
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"What are you, broke?"
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"All right, just call me if you hear anything."
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"Well, I cash the checks, the checks bounce..."
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"...and now my nana's missing!"
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"- Well, don't look at me. - It's your fault!"
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"My fault? Your nana is missing..."
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"...and she finally pissed off the wrong people."
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"Dan thinks I'm interested in Jerry. He won't let up."
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"Well, I'm really sorry."
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"But you can see why I'd make a mistake like that."
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"Well, you know, because he's a high talker."
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"Well, he does raise his voice occasionally, but that's normal."
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"...a high talker."
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"Really?"
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"You don't think his voice sounds a lot like yours?"
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"Well, it's no big deal. You know, it's just that..."
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"Well, he looks like a man."
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"Yeah."
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"He's bald. I know that's a guy thing."
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"I guess."
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"I know he belches a lot."
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"Well, that's something."
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"Yeah."
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"Did you just think of that?"
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"No. I've seen people do it."
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"I like it."
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"And you'll be happy to know I perused the script..."
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"- ... and it's met with my approval. - Yeah. I'm sure it's fine."
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"Did you see that guy? He just gave me the finger."
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"- You sure? - Oh, yeah!"
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"- What are you doing? - I'm following him."
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"I'm sorry. The account had insufficient funds."
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"We had to return the checks made out to a Mr. Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Oh, dear. That's my grandson."
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"- May I call him now and explain? - Oh, certainly, certainly."
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"And now I think she might really be interested in you."
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"And Dan is obsessed."
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"He keeps leaving these annoying messages on my machine."
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"Would you?"
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"- Hello? - Hello. I need to speak to Jerry."
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"Nobody wants to talk to you, so why don't you just..."
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"...drop dead."
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"Hey. All right."
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"- Any word from Nana? - No."
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"- Nana? - Yeah. My grandma's missing."
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"Think it might have something to do with those checks."
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"What does Nana sound like?"
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"Well, I..."
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"Oh, you hung up on my nana?"
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"I don't know. Maybe."
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"You told Nana to drop dead."
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"All right. Look, Jerry, we gotta get down to PBS PDQ."
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"Well, I'm not leaving without tote bags."
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"I was promised tote bags, and tote bags I shall have."
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"- Jerry, this man wants to see you. - Leo."
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"- Hello. - Uncle Leo."
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"- What are you doing here? - I wanted to tell you..."
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"...your grandmother is fine."
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"She's had quite a day, but she's gonna watch you tonight on the TV."
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"He'll be here any second."
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"- You're both on in five minutes. - Yeah, yeah."
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"- Okay. - Bye-bye."
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"Here. If anybody asks you where you got it, you don't know."
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"- No, that's okay, I really don't need- - What are you talking about?"
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"- It's not necessary. - Would you please take the-?"
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"- I can't take it. - I want you to have it."
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"- Jerry, take the money! - I don't want it!"
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"Jerry, open up. We need to talk."
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"Sounds like that friend of Elaine's that was hitting on me in the store."
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"Well, this situation's driving me crazy."
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"He's all I think about."
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"I can't get him out of my mind."
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"...celebrating your lifestyle."
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"Armistead Maupin's Tales of the City..."
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"Before Stonewal, about those dark ages..."
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"...when you couldn't come out of the closet..."
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"...lest you be persecuted because of your, you know..."
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"I'll take care of this, Danny."
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"- Excuse me. - What's the problem?"
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"I believe you cut me off and then made an obscene gesture."
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"I did? Where?"
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"Is that Danny Tartabull?"
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"That's right. Of the New York Yankees."
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"I'd like to shake his hand, but I can't."
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"But there's no joking about the financial crisis here at PBS."
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"This is the only time this year we'll be asking for donations."
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"You again, buddy. Look, forget about Jerry."
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"Oh, Nana."
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"...how about forking a little over to PBS?"
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"You watch this station, don't you? Don't be a freeloader."
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"And if Danny Tartabull were here..."
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"- Your grandmother is on the line. - My nana?"
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"She can't do that. She's on a very fixed income."
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"Stop the show!"
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"I got another card from Kristin."
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"Not quite as chipper..."
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"- Isn't this bunny giving you the-? - Yes, he is."
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"- You should show this to Georgie. - Yeah."
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"- Here's your knife and fork. - Thank you."
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"Look, she's cutting up an Almond Joy."
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"I saw someone on the street eating M&M's with a spoon."
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"What is wrong with everybody?"
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"They're all doing it."
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"What is wrong with all you people?"
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"Have you all gone mad?"
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"Did you say that Noreen was hitting on Jerry Seinfeld?"
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"- Is this Noreen? - What would ever possess you..."
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"I think I deserve an explanation."
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"I'm Jerry Seinfeld. I tell jokes for a living..."
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"Show us you care."
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"It was a thank-you card from Kristin because I'm doing the PBS drive."
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"- What is this? - That's the extra toast."
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"You wanted a Yankee, I got you a Yankee."
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