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Clips from Please Like Me - All You Can Eat (S01E01)

"Could you imagine how disgusting his penis would be?"
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"No."
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"Why do you think my penis is disgusting?"
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"Just, um, extrapolating the data based on the other pieces of you that I've seen."
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"So, wait, you two haven't seen each other naked before?"
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"No!"
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"Well, what about at a urinal?"
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"We use the stalls when we go together."
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"Josh broke up with Geoffrey."
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"Why?"
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"I don't know. He's just... he's just always so there."
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"Yeah, but he's not... he's not very fun, though, is he?"
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"But the muscles."
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"They just made me feel like I was made out of doughnuts."
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"Are you gonna make out with other people?"
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"I don't... I don't know any other people."
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"Well, let's definitely go out, then."
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"Let's go and find you other people to kiss and stuff."
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"Show everyone our great costumes."
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"I'm a mummy on holiday."
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"Right."
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"It's Geoffrey!"
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"He's a bit upset!"
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"No. No."
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"♪ It's time to begin, now count it in ♪"
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"♪ 5,6, 7, 8 ♪"
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"♪ My bootscootin' baby is drivin' me crazy ♪"
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"♪ My obsession from a Western ♪"
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"♪ My dance floor date ♪"
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"♪ A cowboy god from head to toe ♪"
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"♪ Wanna make you mine, better get in line ♪"
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"♪ 5, 6, 7, 8... ♪"
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"♪ My bootscootin' baby is drivin' me crazy ♪"
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"♪ My obsession from a... ♪"
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"Hello! Can I please have a mojito?"
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"Hi."
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"Hi."
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"I'm Brendan."
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"Oh, really? My dog has a soft toy and its name is Brendan."
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"So if I say to him, "Where's Brendan?""
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"he goes and gets it because he knows its name,"
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"because he knows the name of the soft toy, but he's a dog."
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"- Isn't that incredible? - It's incredible."
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"- I've lost my friends. - Oh! Oh, no!"
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"Do you have friends?"
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"I'm gonna go dance with them."
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"So, what now?"
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"Should we go back to your place?"
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"Ok."
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"Don't go through any red lights."
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"Ok, let's play that game"
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"- Ok. - Ok."
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"Um, war on terror. Shoot."
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"Alright."
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"Um, I guess it just makes me sad"
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"because when I was in Grade 2 I had this Afghani friend"
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"and he gave me 20 cents to buy a choc-dip cone"
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"even though that had meant he couldn't buy a choc-dip Flake cone."
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"This is so nice."
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"Or "Spider-Man"."
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"I can't."
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"We don't have to tell her."
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"Wow."
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"I can't."
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"It's just... there's a whole baby involved."
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"I can't."
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"I know."
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"I want to."
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"Are you crying?"
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"So tell me about your dog."
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"Um, his name is John, and he's just the most adorable dog in the universe."
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"- Oh, I love dogs so much. - I think I love them too much."
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"- Really? - Patting just doesn't feel like enough."
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"I want to squeeze them until they make a little noise"
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"that feels like we're interacting."
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"- Oh, my God, I know! - Oh, my God!"
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"We're so glad we found you. We're gonna go to the Cadillac Bar."
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"Do you wanna go there?"
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"No."
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"I think I'm gonna go to Josh's place."
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"Brendan, you know you're quite good-looking, yeah?"
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"Yeah, we can take you to a gay bar"
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"and you can, like, find someone else if you want."
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"I think I'm going to go with Josh."
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"Brendan, would you like a frozen cola?"
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"Yes, please. That would be the best."
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"- I'd like a frozen cola. - Me too."
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"Peg, what you doing?"
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"Hey, it's Josh. I'll take you to bed. Come on."
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"- You right? - Mmm. Yeah."
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"Come on, I'll help you out."
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"There we go. Come on."
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"There we go."
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"What you doing?"
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"Oh, I was..."
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"Hi."
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"Guess I should get you a towel."
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"And it's not a phase?"
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"Nah."
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"- _ - Who's it from?"
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"- No! - Take it with the boobs out."
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"Josh, lovey!"
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"I'm not an idiot."
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"She picked a free one. Plentyoffish."
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"I'll stay here and keep an eye on them."
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"so I was thinking maybe we could all go in costume"
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"I'll follow you in my car."
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"Peg."
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"Ooh, this guy hates racists."
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"So what's happening here is that's you there, right?"
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"When you say you're gonna decide what you're gonna do with the baby,"
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"Good. Ok."
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