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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - British Hospital (S04E04)

"I'm the only doctor in England capable of performing this procedure,"
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"so I'll bloody well operate on myself. Nurse! Scalpel."
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"30 years ago, we elected Margaret Thatcher as Prime Minister,"
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"and now every country in the world has a woman as a leader."
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"At least something makes a noise around here."
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"Dr. Glenn Richards. Glenn, meet Valerie Flume, Lulu Spratt,"
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Oh, yes! Very attractive,"
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"Emergency! Six year-old with a gunshot wound!"
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"God, they've tarred and feathered her, like some common revolutionary hooligan."
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"Actually, we were out hunting, and Kelly thought"
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"I can't talk right now, mummy."
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"I'm doing medicine on a black girl from a council estate,"
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"She's going into death!"
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"Whoever keeps replacing the feather in my cap with macaroni need not keep it up."
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"Doctor, Kenny's got himself trapped in a glass box,"
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"and I'm worried the air's gonna run out."
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"Maestro, I get it."
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"But you have to keep your thing for blood and gore in check."
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"I did, yes."
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"A little boy came in this morning to have his tonsils removed,"
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"Well, better to be safe than malignant."
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"attractive woman, headmistress."
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"Having a disability doesn't mean you're not sexy."
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"And less."
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"That will suffice."
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"You probably brushed your teeth."
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"You were incredible tonight."
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"- I want to take out your appendix. - Is that a euphemism?"
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"Well, I guess what's an appendix anyway?"
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"Well, can you save him, or can't you?"
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"Listen, you have got to stop before you become a surgery junkie, too."
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"I mean..."
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"But I was gonna take you for a curry and give you a tracheotomy!"
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"All right, I'll play. Uh, trapped in a box. Choking."
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"Crying. I don't care. I don't speak French."
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"Oh, I know this shocks you, mummy,"
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"since Prince William married a semi-commoner."
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"local pubs with the stinkards."
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"It's not horse polo, it's life polo."
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"Sexiest man I've ever met."
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"I'm sorry, but it's over."
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"As a matter of fact, there is."
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"Scalpel, scalpel, scalpel! Oh, I'm gonna get so deep inside of you."
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"You've hit rock bottom, mate."
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"Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood."
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"May he rest in peace."
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"Leave me alone, you cripple-cruiser!"
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"I am trying, but these winds... They are so strong!"
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"Yeah, and my Spina Bifida is really smarting today."
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"The final change, the big change in the sky. Pink Floyd."
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"When it comes, it's important to meet that change"
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"Subs created by: David Coleman."
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"Hold up, headmistress. You're a woman."
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"I am not a woman. I am English."
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"So, we're using the healing power of mime again, then?"
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"Change. The changing of the guard."
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"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. David bowie."
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"And when things change, things aren't ever quite the way they used to be."
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"Nurse Dotty, Oren Maestro..."
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"And lady doctor Kitty Black."
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"Excuse me, headmistress, but it's "doctor lady," not "lady doctor.""
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"My medical qualification carries far more significance than the"
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"As the Americans say, "tomayto," "tomayto.""
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"Attractive or what?"
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"with his brown skin and his brown heritage."
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"It's a weird name for an Asian, though, isn't it... Glenn?"
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"That is so racialist of you."
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"Sorry to interrupt, but I'm Cyrus Mittleman from..."
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"Uni Medical Solutions, your new Director."
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"The ministry of health has withdrawn your funding and sold the hospital."
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"But we're a nationalized hospital!"
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"Oh, privatized medicine has been used"
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"in the US for years, and everybody loves it."
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"Back off, Maestro. An underprivileged black child caught"
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"up in gang violence is exactly what I got into medicine for."
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"it would be funny to dress up like a grouse."
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"It's "doctor lady," and I gave up my royal estate and my life of privilege,"
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"to save poor black children's lives."
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"The aforementioned heart I just mentioned has stopped beating."
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"I'll call you right back."
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"Greetings, hospital staff."
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"That will suffice."
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"He's French."
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"Come on, Maestro. Let's go shoot a few terrorists, for old times' sake."
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"Briggs, I'm not your partner any more, I'm a doctor now."
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"You should be out doing what you do best..."
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"Shooting people, not sewing them back up."
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"Funny how Americans think that British cops don't carry guns."
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"Makes it very easy when you want to shoot an American."
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"Cops can't do that unless they're searching for drugs... Or it's Christmas."
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"And even then, it's just a finger up the bum hole. Think about that."
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"Did you write this memo ordering all doctors to"
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""bargain up" their patients' treatments?"
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"and went home with a 9-month course of chemotherapy!"
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"This goes against everything I believe in."
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"Well, in that case, we're in the same boat,"
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"because I don't believe in workplace romances."
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"- What? - You're an extremely"
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"You are everything I look for in a woman..."
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"And more."
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"Greetings, hospital staff."
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"Bring out your dead and transport them to the morgue."
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"I've got a couple of quid I could lend you."
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"Oh, I'm so relieved you don't taste of Vindaloo!"
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"But then again, of course you don't. Why would you?"
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"What I would have given to be there when you couldn't save this patient."
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"I'm not afraid to admit I had a great time doing it."
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"What does it even do? Nothing."
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"It's just taking up space, the stupid dick."
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"Mummy, where's the monster going? I can't breathe."
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"I know it sounds weird, but it was the ultimate high."
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"I can't. Sorry."
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"Over here, mummy! This is my fiancé, Dr. Glenn Richards."
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"I'm a Catholic from the East Midlands."
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"but interracial romances are totally fine ever"
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"And I love hanging out in dirty old,"
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"At least it's real."
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"This man is not a terrorist."
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"Oh, do grow up, Katherine."
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