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Clips from The Waterboy (1998)

"Let's go!"
The Waterboy (1998)
"Heads up! That's it, that's it!"
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"Now why ain't I surprised to see you snoopin' around"
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"Kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn."
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"Right in the head!"
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"It's over there!"
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"...a rainy day."
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"Not exactly what I'd call constructive criticism."
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"Hey, waterboy!"
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"Why you home so early, my precious angel?"
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"I don't like confrontation 'cause I'm a Virgo."
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"Who told you you was a Virgo?"
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"A girl? Bobby Boucher!"
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"- you seem to be sweating profusely. - Yeah?"
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"I was wondering if, perhaps, you might need the services"
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"I am 31 years old."
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"I guarantee that guy's still a virgin."
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"He has time to pick it up and dust it off and run in for a touchdown"
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"This is the play. This is the play. OK?"
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"This is good. This is much better than what I serve."
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"It is imperative that you allow me to be your waterboy."
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"I can't hire you. I can't hire anybody. We're the..."
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"Red 22!"
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"- Sorry. - Hey, waterboy, check this out."
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"Well, my, my, my. Was my little aquatic engineer"
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"Well, he spit in the cooler."
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"Do you understand me?"
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"You better do something. You gotta defend yourself."
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"Red, ready! Hut!"
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"- Wow! - Damn!"
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"Mama said... Mama said... Mama said... Mama said..."
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"I would say it's his knee."
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"Squirrel."
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"Excellent."
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"or whatever, with them gargantuans."
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"Mama, here."
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"he decides he wants to help foreign peoples."
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"He got lost in the middle of the Sahara Desert."
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"Coach, my Bobby's a sweet boy,"
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"Mama'll brush your hair."
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"Everybody's already laughin' at us. We ain't won a game since 1994."
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"- Hey! What's up, baby? - Hey."
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"- Coach, I'd like to tackle him now. - Not yet."
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"What you doin'?"
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"All right. Bobby, Bobby."
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"Even though he was slightly discourteous to me recently,"
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"I'm gonna have to say Captain Insano."
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"No intensity. You said it was all right to fight back,"
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"who'd been mean to me over the years."
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"That's it. That's it."
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"I want you to visualize and then attack. Can you handle that?"
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"What's the matter with you, boy? You too stupid"
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"- No! - No what?"
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"I didn't mean to hurt you. Coach told me to pretend."
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"most alligators are abnormally aggressive?"
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"'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush."
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"Alligators are aggressive because of an enlarged medulla oblongata."
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"All right, let's hear what Mama has to say on the subject."
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"Somethin' wrong with his medulla oblongata."
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"losing streak on their back, everyone seems to be diggin' in"
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"heavy-duty armpit saturation. An early warning sign of the dehydration."
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"- The Mud Dogs offense takes the field. - OK, you can do it."
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"Gain some yards. Put points on the board."
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"Hey, Walter, I'll bet you 50 bucks"
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"You said it was gonna be a touchdown pass, you crazy asshole."
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"Watch where you're going, needle dick."
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"I knew that this was a good idea."
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"Yes!"
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"- Timeout from the game. - What's he calling timeout for?"
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"- Slap hands! - Whatever."
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"He's the best tackler I've seen since Joe Montana."
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"We're tied at seven with 30 seconds to go in the fourth quarter."
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"I love my mama very much. Now you know that."
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"The waterboy handed them the game. What an idiot."
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"Waterboy, you stink!"
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"- No! Get away from me. - OK."
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"Excuse me? May I help you?"
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"- This is quite a pleasant surprise. - Yeah, I just got out ofjail"
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"Yes."
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"There's a grill with the charcoal biscuits."
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"And by the way, I hope you like what I did to your lawn mower."
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"- Here you go, Vicki Vallencourt. - Thank you."
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"Coach Klein. I remember."
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"Well, I wouldn't think much of it at all."
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"I'm very, very interested in your boy, Mrs. Boucher."
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"Are men supposed to wear pajamas featuring a cartoon character"
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"Well, you know what? I happen to find Deputy Dawg"
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"- Mama, I'm beggin' you, don't. - That's his sheet back there."
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"'Cept you! Bobby, that woman is the devil."
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"Whatever."
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"In the Mud Dog's latest loss this past Saturday,"
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"the amazing 31-year-old freshman set a new NCAA record"
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"We're deadlocked at three with less than a minute to go."
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"Central Kentucky's down to their third string quarterback."
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"I forbid you to talk to that enchantress. She's the devil!"
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"She's not the devil. She's the most beautiful woman in the world."
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"Follow the... Come on!"
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"Mama don't know I'm here, but I took these outta the icebox:"
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"Look who's here, Sergeant Stutter."
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"I'll take a Scotch and water. Hold the Scotch."
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"Now that you finally won a game, right, you feel looser, the pressure is off."
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"Yes, sir."
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"I see a lot of girls."
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"She may be the devil. Mama said that. Consequently,"
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"And the quarterback will say, Hike."
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"Well, Mr. Coach Klein said that what Mama don't know won't hurt her."
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"- Really? - If you'd like to."
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"It was blessed by an Eskimo medicine man."
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"That was... That... That happened..."
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"and... and... and... the tongue."
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"then I bet it's the first time you've seen a pair of these."
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"Vicki Vallencourt, I think Mama's up."
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"of that Bourbon Bowl bid. Iowa could win the game"
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"- My leg! - Wow, that is a disturbing image."
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"Difficult to watch, Chris."
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"Gonna kick some names and take some ass!"
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"- Gatorade. - H20."
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"And my friend, Chris, the Mud Dogs are goin' to the Bourbon Bowl."
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"in the first Bourbon Bowl. But not only has the waterboy"
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"You know, when I see so many of you here tonight,"
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