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Clips from Seinfeld - The Butter Shave (S09E09)

"It was stupid."
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"You're just gonna sit there staring at the back of the seat?"
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"That's it. I cannot take this."
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"...we're having the same problems we had 1 2 hours ago."
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"Oh, please. I took you back."
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"You know it. I know it. Vegetable Lasagna here knows it."
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"Please, please. I don't want to get involved."
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"I hope a giant mountain rises out of the ocean and we ram right into it..."
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"How much longer you gonna be? I'm starving here."
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"Just a few more squirts..."
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"...because I gotta stay juicy."
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"-It's still with you, huh? -Oh, yeah, it's baked on in."
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"Put another stick of butter in."
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"-Yeah. Yeah. -Would you?"
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"Yeah. Stir it up so it'll melt."
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"Yeah, now I'm simmering."
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"Is there something wrong with your other leg?"
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"But your cane's on the wrong side."
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"Oh, well. That's--"
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"That's just because we're standing on opposite sides."
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"...so the image was reversed. Like in a mirror. You see?"
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"Yeah, I guess."
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"But, see, here."
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"Right."
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"Wrong."
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"Wrong. Right."
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"Well, you're not gonna believe what happened."
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"You mugged Steven Hawking?"
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"Play Now thinks I got problems in both legs."
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"My own personal Rascal, Jerry."
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"Hey, Laney. How's the trip going?"
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"Oh, it's awful."
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"This trip was a huge mistake."
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"-Please stop shouting. I can't take it. -Who's that?"
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"-It's Vegetable Lasagna. -Who?"
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"Vegetable Lasagna."
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"My name is Magnus."
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"Get me some duty-free Kahlua."
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"You're still going on in front of Bania, huh?"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"-You're not. -That's right."
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"-You're throwing the set? -I'm laying down."
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"Then we'll see how he does, up there, without all the assistance."
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"Listen, Jerry, with all due respect..."
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"-We're four months apart. -Nevertheless."
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"His time has come."
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"...I'll be on my way."
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"Kramer."
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"Butter. Kramer."
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"Jerry, what are you doing?"
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"That's right, Choochie."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Jerry Seinfeld."
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"Hey, everybody, who's ready to laugh?"
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"I mean, if it's a lamp..."
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"And what's with people getting sick?"
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"I mean, what's the deal with cancer?"
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"You dented my ride."
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"I did you a favor."
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"-Oh, yeah? -Oh, yeah."
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"Get the bikes."
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"Ouch."
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"No, you had some good stuff."
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"It was edgy. It was not my thing."
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"But some of those people, they liked it."
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"-Like who? -Well, that guy who yelled out."
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"He had cancer."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Kenny Bania."
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"Where were you?"
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"Jerry, he could have used your laugh."
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"He was a big turkey up there."
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"Turkey?"
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"...and it's sticking because of the butter."
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"Hold this."
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"What is this? Parsley?"
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"The sweet stench of failure."
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"He bit me. Get off of me."
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"Get off me."
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"Come on."
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"Now I've got you."
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"George?"
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"Your legs."
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"No."
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"Ouch."
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"-Listen, Kenny, really funny out there. -What?"
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"That thing you did, the two guys running through?"
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"I love stuff you don't have to think about."
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"We wanna be in the Kenny Bania business."
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"By the way, Jerry, the suspenders..."
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"How about that, Jerry?"
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"Puke? That's a funny word."
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"Ditto."
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"86th and Broadway, please."
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"The transit police are making everyone share."
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"Oh, no."
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"Then who are the Dutch?"
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"A vacation from ourselves."
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"We? No."
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"I don't know how a fish could eat laughs."
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"-So you got any shredded coconut? -No."
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"Oh, Moses, smell the roses."
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"Look, Jerry, it's vastly superior to any commercial shaving cream."
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"I'm sorry."
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"All right, I made up the part about the car, but the rest is true."
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"I love that bathroom."
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"Hey, Jerry."
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"This is Jenna."
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"Don't worry, Kenny."
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"Which I'm sure was fine for her..."
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"-For what is broth-- -I'm not the one doing the cooking."
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"Butter?"
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"What's going on over there with you and..."
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"-Well, maybe I feel the same way. -Okay."
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"-You want something to read? -No, I'm good."
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"Yeah."
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"I mean, look at this. Nothing has changed."
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"-Good morning, George. -Good morning, sir."
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"See, this looks right to you, doesn't it?"
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"Right."
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"...at no more than three miles an hour."
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"Shut up or I'll snap you in half and stuff you in the overhead."
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