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Clips from Mr. Deeds (2002)

"Yet there's a part of me"
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"that can't wait to end this silly vacation"
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"Am I 82?"
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"Very, very bad."
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"I'm heading down now, sir. I advise you to do the same."
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"See you at the staff meeting on Monday."
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"A beloved visionary who turned a single radio station"
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"into a global media empire."
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"plunged this morning on the news of Blake's death,"
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"by Blake's longtime number 2, Chuck Cedar."
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"And all the king's horses and all the king's men"
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"in the company's stock valued at $40 billion?"
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"including his longtime barber"
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"Babe? Where's Babe?"
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"I'm gonna come over there and I'm gonna choke you to death."
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"That's the best you could get me, huh?"
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"I mean, he's been his closest confidant for more than 20 years."
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"Or it's your ass."
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"Some genetic lottery winner"
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"Your beard is troubling."
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"Does anyone know a Dr. Mendlesohn?"
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"Chuck, I think we're there."
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"He lives at a pizzeria?"
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"You guys played me like a fiddle. Touché!"
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"Do you know when he'll be back?"
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"You guys need anything else here?"
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"I love you completely, with all my soul."
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"You like that, gentlemen?"
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"Longfellow Deeds?"
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"Just call me Deeds, pal."
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"- Murph! - Yeah, Deeds?"
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"I thought you were sick today."
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"- Mr. Deeds? - Just Deeds."
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"Deeds, I can't come to work today."
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"I only got one for you guys this week,"
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"my losing streak with Hallmark."
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"$40 billion. He left it all to you, Deeds."
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"You're not a cop."
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"Do you remember when we went to the zoo,"
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"even when your bosoms sag down to the floor."
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"Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was awesome! How's he do it?"
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"Now you're a very rich man."
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"Yummy! Yummy! So, Deeds, what's new?"
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"Who are your friends, Deeds?"
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"this is Jane, Kitty, and Sue."
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"You see, technically, you've inherited 300 million shares of Blake Media, Inc."
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"Who cares about all the financial mumbo jumbo?"
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"French fries and Oreos. You know me all too well, Deeds."
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"Hey, who are your friends?"
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"See you later, everybody!"
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"All right, Miss Kitty. Bye, bye."
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"You go. You have a good time! I'll miss you."
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"Give us a card!"
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"On my way to the big city for a business trip,"
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"You got it, pal."
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"took off from there this afternoon with two male passengers aboard"
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"But now they're on their way back"
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"How's that Frosty treating you, Cecil?"
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"And I want that guy's life story by then. I'm talking to you, Jim."
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"Well, he's not gonna be pissed"
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"I need this story. I'm flat broke,"
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"Really? So he moved out?"
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"I was having an asthma attack. I couldn't find my puffer."
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"The Biggie Fries are making a comeback."
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"I can get this moron to do the same."
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"That's right, Anderson."
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"you're now the most eligible bachelor in New York."
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"What?"
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"I always thought I'd meet a girl, kind of, the same way."
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"Some bullspit like that."
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"Security, stop that guy!"
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"No, he deserves to get his throat cut,"
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"Servant? I don't want a servant,"
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"but if you want to be my friend, I'll take that."
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"Later. I will be with you shortly, sir."
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"Keep an eye on him, Emilio. Or it's your ass."
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"Is something the matter, sir?"
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"Nice."
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"and let the Post take your story?"
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"He adored Hawaiian Punch."
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"Yeah, I've heard that before."
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"Do I absolutely have to?"
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"Come on."
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"Go ahead, give it a whack."
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"- Nothing. - Really?"
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"Yeah. That's it!"
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"find out what I'm supposed to be doing today."
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"you've just bought 2,000 radio stations."
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"Morning."
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"May I help you?"
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"I just wanted to see if there's anything I should be doing today."
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"Well, I think we've got everything under control."
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"Well, there's got to be something."
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"Anderson, what's up, buddy?"
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"I tried to make my own at home,"
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"Deeds."
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"has a say in the operation of this company."
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"And they have this say at the annual stockholders' meeting."
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"You mean now that my uncle's gone."
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"and in so many areas"
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"I mean, I only got three hours of sleep last night."
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"Move it, lady. I don't give a damn about no meeting."
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"I warned you."
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"You went down like a sack of potatoes,"
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"Football!"
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"- Doesn't seem fair to me. - Deeds."
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"Well, we're gonna have to let you go then."
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"Biggest mistake of your lives!"
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"This thing's cool. Hey."
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"No. He said he likes ladies in distress,"
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"Oh! There he is."
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"Help, I'm being mugged! All right! Come on!"
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"Help! Help! I'm being mugged!"
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"Good luck. See you at the office."
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"Oh, shit!"
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"Ah!"
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"Miss! Miss!"
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"Thank you."
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"Thank you so much."
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"My name is Deeds."
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